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Posted: 10/18/2007 3:40:33 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/18/2007 3:45:05 PM EDT by petagunner]
Link Posted: 10/18/2007 3:49:44 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/18/2007 3:50:38 PM EDT by Accuracy_x_Volume]
no really, I heard that the light blue ones get like 3 gallons to the mile better than any other color

Link Posted: 10/18/2007 3:52:32 PM EDT


That's great!

Welcome to your new home, sir!
Link Posted: 10/18/2007 4:03:00 PM EDT


here's the best one I've heard. while driving tractor, really the only thing to do is listen to the radio. one of the strangest commercials I have ever heard was during this, and the hippies were saying something about school buses being the largest contributers to diesel exhaust pollution.

wait.
hold on.
you're trying to tell me that a school bus that is running at relatively low rpm's burning low sulfur diesel for no more than 3 or 4 hours a day is the largest contributor? where the hell do they come up with this stuff.

but wait, it gets better: their solution? instead of sending your kids to school on a bus, carpool with your neighbors.

and I heard this while driving a tractor with a 9 liter diesel engine burning high sulfur diesel at 2200 rpm's for at least 10 hours a day.

their stupidity never ceases to amaze me.
Link Posted: 10/18/2007 4:31:40 PM EDT
I'm telling you, your best defense in this town is avoid engaging in open conversation until you have a chance to feel someone out. The retard hippies are easy to spot, because they never shut up. Look for other people that are sitting quietly and shifty-eyed. They are your allies.
Link Posted: 10/18/2007 5:01:04 PM EDT
Hey, I'm a Eugenean and have been for 37 years! Here's a technique that keeps me sane. I get all snaked eyed and say "Far out!" It gets them every time.
Link Posted: 10/18/2007 5:30:03 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/19/2007 10:46:59 AM EDT by GackMan]

Originally Posted By petagunner:


The odds of this are just almost too much to grasp for here on arfcom......


Her: You drive that big ol green truck up here from WHERE?
Me: Roseburg
Her: WOW
Me: Yup
Her: It must cost you a ton in gas every week
Me: sort of, but it's diesel
Her: Your truck smells like gas all the time
Me: It's diesel
Her: That is just sooo bad, I'll bet it blows smoke and stuff doesnt it?
Me: Dunno, I don't make a habit of following myself often.
Her: How many gallons to the mile do you get?
Me: It's miles to the gallon...
Her: You should buy a little car
Me:
Her: What's so funny? save on fuel, get a hybrid!!!
Me:
Her: YOU SHOULD BUY.....A LIGHT BLUE......PRIUS!!



I just got up and walked away shaking my head......


Did you send her a copy of this? cnwmr.com/nss-folder/automotiveenergy/DUST%20PDF%20VERSION.pdf

Printed on post consumer recycled paper, of course.

edit: link is hot.
Link Posted: 10/18/2007 8:14:26 PM EDT
You should reminder her that the Toyota prius tied with the Hummer H2 in the amount of environmental inpact per mile in the Dust to Dust report. Then ask if she is able to grow a brain, or does she intend to keep letting someone else tell her what to think and do?
Link Posted: 10/18/2007 8:21:56 PM EDT
Allow me to translate for you.

Her: (with all the fluff filtered out) "I think you could be kinda cute, if I can change everything about you. I think I'll start with your car."

What's next?

"Have you ever worn you hair (in someway you probably have NEVER worn your hair)"

"I think contacts (or glasses if you have contacts now) would look good on you."

"Have you ever watched/listened to/read (insert new age B.S. here)? It changed my life."

To badly quote "Freaks and Geeks"

"Their music sucks, but their chicks are hot."

Good luck tomorrow.
Link Posted: 10/18/2007 8:34:33 PM EDT
Dang, if she's hot! , do it! . Tell her it helps your surrounding climate from changing.
Link Posted: 10/19/2007 8:34:50 AM EDT
I had sort of a similar conversation but from the opposite side: I park my Civic Hybrid and a lady comes up to me and says “Thank you for driving a car that’s so good for the environment.”. I turned to her and said “Lady I couldn’t give a f**k about the environment. My wife travels between Portland and The Dalles for work and we’re saving money on gas. “. That was the end of that conversation.
Link Posted: 10/19/2007 8:57:30 AM EDT
*SMUG ALERT!*

Do they fart and inhale it up too?
Link Posted: 10/19/2007 9:45:52 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Wombatant:
I had sort of a similar conversation but from the opposite side: I park my Civic Hybrid and a lady comes up to me and says “Thank you for driving a car that’s so good for the environment.”. I turned to her and said “Lady I couldn’t give a f**k about the environment. My wife travels between Portland and The Dalles for work and we’re saving money on gas. “. That was the end of that conversation.


LOL!! That's about how it works.


Mark.

Link Posted: 10/19/2007 9:50:19 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/19/2007 10:02:05 AM EDT

Originally Posted By petagunner:
She is a Texas transplant


I'm sorry to hear that. You know...if she doesn't have horns...
Link Posted: 10/19/2007 10:09:33 AM EDT
Let her know that a Prius is Japanese. The profits go to Japan. Japan buys virtually all of its oil in the Middle East and also does 1/3 of it's trade with China which also buys almost all of its oil from the Middle East. Tell her China is on track to pass us up in industrial waste very soon. Ask her how buying a POS Japanese feel good car is any good for the environment at all.
Link Posted: 10/19/2007 10:31:34 AM EDT

Originally Posted By JAFO:
Let her know that a Prius is Japanese. The profits go to Japan. Japan buys virtually all of its oil in the Middle East and also does 1/3 of it's trade with China which also buys almost all of its oil from the Middle East. Tell her China is on track to pass us up in industrial waste very soon. Ask her how buying a POS Japanese feel good car is any good for the environment at all.


I like my Japanese car.

Even the Japanese brands that are built in the US seem to have more QA issues.
Link Posted: 10/19/2007 10:54:48 AM EDT

Originally Posted By NoAim:
I like my Japanese car.

Even the Japanese brands that are built in the US seem to have more QA issues.


But do you claim it is better for the environment?
Link Posted: 10/19/2007 11:11:34 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/19/2007 11:18:49 AM EDT

Originally Posted By GackMan:

Did you send her a copy of this? cnwmr.com/nss-folder/automotiveenergy/DUST%20PDF%20VERSION.pdf




If I am reading this right, a Ford Mustang is more environmentally friendly than a hybrid.

So the environmentalist designed car is actually a bigger waster of resources than a muscle car
Link Posted: 10/19/2007 12:09:02 PM EDT
Oh yeah.. Just remind her of the ecological damage done to the environment by mining for the nickel used in the batteries for that Prius. Not to mention the disposal afterwards.

Yep.. You really do get something for nothing. And food just "appears" in grocery stores.
Link Posted: 10/19/2007 12:32:45 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/19/2007 12:35:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By petagunner:
<sigh>

It just never ends....


The after lunch, hippy enviro freak news fact

Her:"OMG! did you know it takes 314 acres or 63,000 trees to just print the sunday edition of the New York Times?"
Me: Wow, those must be small trees...
Her: 63,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! every sunday!!!!!
Me: That must be why Al Gore invented the intenet, to save trees......






I'm laughing WITH you...I promise...
Link Posted: 10/19/2007 12:39:50 PM EDT

Originally Posted By petagunner:
<sigh>

It just never ends....


The after lunch, hippy enviro freak news fact

Her:"OMG! did you know it takes 314 acres or 63,000 trees to just print the sunday edition of the New York Times?"
Me: Wow, those must be small trees...
Her: 63,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! every sunday!!!!!
Me: That must be why Al Gore invented the intenet, to save trees......



That rocks!

I can't wait till they find out you are a gun owner!!
Link Posted: 10/19/2007 1:13:17 PM EDT
so is she hot?
Link Posted: 10/19/2007 1:20:37 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/19/2007 1:48:25 PM EDT

Originally Posted By petagunner:
<sigh>

It just never ends....


The after lunch, hippy enviro freak news fact

Her:"OMG! did you know it takes 314 acres or 63,000 trees to just print the sunday edition of the New York Times?"
Me: Wow, those must be small trees...
Her: 63,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! every sunday!!!!!
Me: That must be why Al Gore invented the intenet, to save trees......



WTF...
they grow back
that's why it's called a RENEWABLE resource.

again: the stupidity never ceases to amaze me.
Link Posted: 10/19/2007 2:04:50 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/19/2007 2:05:31 PM EDT by petagunner]
Link Posted: 10/19/2007 2:25:24 PM EDT
I found it funny I read this thread then watched the Rambo trailer .
Petas' new "Friend" - the blonde -
Peta - Rambo-

Peta to blonde " When your pushed , killin is as easy as breathin"
Then he saves her
The End
P.S. happily ever after.
NoHair
Link Posted: 10/19/2007 2:30:44 PM EDT
Ask her if she wants to drive your truck while sitting on your lap.
Link Posted: 10/19/2007 2:58:24 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/19/2007 3:25:55 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/19/2007 3:27:17 PM EDT by JAFO]
I think you should at least give educating her a try.


Even if you feel it's a waste of time it might make for entertaining reading for the rest of us.


Originally Posted By petagunner:
And I won't even tell you guys what she said after I told her it cost me $120 to fill up my tank today up here.........


If it was about spending money on terrorism or something you definitely need to give her an educational intervention.
Link Posted: 10/19/2007 3:33:25 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/19/2007 7:13:36 PM EDT
$20 says you hit it in less than 2 months.
NoHair
Link Posted: 10/19/2007 7:32:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By nohair:
$20 says you hit it in less than 2 months.
NoHair


$1 bet placed....
Link Posted: 10/19/2007 8:31:41 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/19/2007 10:21:33 PM EDT

Originally Posted By nohair:
$20 says you hit it in less than 2 months.
NoHair


+1
Link Posted: 10/21/2007 9:46:09 AM EDT

Originally Posted By petagunner:
<sigh>

It just never ends....


The after lunch, hippy enviro freak news fact

Her:"OMG! did you know it takes 314 acres or 63,000 trees to just print the sunday edition of the New York Times?"
Me: Wow, those must be small trees...
Her: 63,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! every sunday!!!!!
Me: That must be why Al Gore invented the intenet, to save trees......



...and that's why no one should read the New York Times
Link Posted: 10/22/2007 6:58:22 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/22/2007 3:21:10 PM EDT
You bathing in patchouli yet?
Link Posted: 10/22/2007 3:29:58 PM EDT
Dude this has gotta be stuck in your head all day and even when you go home. And also i'm sure that since we started talking about you "Hit'n it" You prolly have already visualized it in some way or form. It's natural that opposites attract and this is prolly as opposite as it gets.

<­BR>

put me down for $1
Link Posted: 10/22/2007 3:34:04 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/22/2007 3:39:18 PM EDT
WTF.. i didn't hear about the prostate exam?
Link Posted: 10/22/2007 3:41:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By petagunner:

I swear, if she didnt talk, it would be a single coyote or a 12 beer and 4 shots or a possible candidate for "magic sex".....but all that is wiped away when she opens that yapper of hers



I know. Give her a cigar to puff on... that should keep her quiet for a bit while you drink the half-rack and shots-a-quad!!!.

Link Posted: 10/22/2007 3:46:37 PM EDT
Ask her if she likes spankings.
Link Posted: 10/22/2007 3:56:00 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/22/2007 4:09:30 PM EDT
You down here now?

Beer????

Link Posted: 10/22/2007 5:30:02 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/22/2007 5:31:41 PM EDT by PCArms]
One more HIPPIE BASHING POST

and you guys will NEVER GET another Group Buy!


Letting my Freak Flag Fly



Link Posted: 10/22/2007 8:03:39 PM EDT

Originally Posted By PCArms:
One more HIPPIE BASHING POST

and you guys will NEVER GET another Group Buy!


Letting my Freak Flag Fly







Hippies are usually long hairs, but long hairs aren't always hippies. Did I see a hog or a cushman under a tarp out yonder?
Link Posted: 10/23/2007 11:48:54 AM EDT
Brotha PetaG, she is flirting with you. That's the hippy way. My advice: Hit dat. It will cure all.




Originally Posted By petagunner:

Originally Posted By Gunkata:
Dude this has gotta be stuck in your head all day and even when you go home. And also i'm sure that since we started talking about you "Hit'n it" You prolly have already visualized it in some way or form. It's natural that opposites attract and this is prolly as opposite as it gets.

<­BR>

put me down for $1


I told yanker the same thing I'll tell you...

Go piss up a rope

I swear, if she didnt talk, it would be a single coyote or a 12 beer and 4 shots or a possible candidate for "magic sex".....but all that is wiped away when she opens that yapper of hers

I'd rather go to New Zealand and get a root canal, prostate exam and a speeding ticket all in one day
Link Posted: 10/23/2007 12:04:23 PM EDT
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