A guy from Seattle is pissed. His wife has completely "shut him down" and he just can't seem to get her excited about making love to him.
He asks a woman at his work on what to do to get her reved up again...
"Shower her with gifts...something new each day will excite her in a romantic way" said the gal
The first night he brings her home some chocolates and wine....She remarks about how nice they are and he doesn't get lucky.
The second night he brings her home Champagne and roses..."Oh how beautiful she says" When he goes to bed he touches her and she says she has a headache.
This goes on for a week, with the poor guy getting her perfume and gifts with no luck.
One night he comes home with a big cardboard box.....His wife hears some rustling inside the box and says "Oh for me dear?" The husband says yes!!! The wife peeks inside the box and there are 6 of the cutest little black kittens in the world!!! "Oh they are adorable says the wife!!!" Whats the occasion???
The Husband looks at her and says: "They are pallbarers for your DEAD pussy!!!"