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Posted: 8/16/2004 9:56:09 AM EST
isnt that what it means?? anyway guys, thanks again for everything!! beautiful ranch, great ranch house, lots to see...MUY wildlife to look at, great view from the ranch house....etc. etc. etc. thanks to the rest of you guys for letting us shoot your guns (especially to you Sparsk for letting Amber play w/ the Browning. She really enjoyed that) so anyway guys...WHERE THE HELL ARE THE PICS?!?! Ryan?? Martin?!?!

Link Posted: 8/16/2004 10:16:58 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/16/2004 10:21:35 AM EST

Originally Posted By DoubleFeed:
Yep, named after four daughters. They must have been wild wimminz
Had a good time. Didn't want to come back.
Thank you Jeff and Dee!

hell FoubleDeed...you hauled arse outa there early..only got to talk to ya a time or two....what was up w/ that?? you should have seen P.E. later that night, LOL!!!
Link Posted: 8/16/2004 10:26:59 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/16/2004 10:33:42 AM EST
Damn I'm tired. And I still feel a little drunk.

I downloaded the pics from the camera and I'm still grinning from ear to ear. Some of them are truly epic, but may never see the light of day. The list of places where the phrase "What happened at X, stays at X" is applicable is rapidly expanding....

Thanks to the Gloftoes for hosting this event and the awesome dinner on Saturday, and SUHU: Thanks for letting me play on your ATV's. I promise not to go out and ride around at 1 in the morning quite that drunk again. TexRdNec: Drive faster next time and you won't get caught, you retard! You're about as slow as a NASCAR driver on a roadcourse.


Link Posted: 8/16/2004 11:22:44 AM EST
i have a hangover by which all hangovers should be judged

was i there too?

thanks for having me out, id type more but the keyboard is too damned noisy
Link Posted: 8/16/2004 1:36:28 PM EST
where the hell are the pictures???
Link Posted: 8/16/2004 1:42:15 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/16/2004 1:43:16 PM EST by ProfessorEvil]
Pics are where they should be for the moment.

Um, I was drunk? In Texas? Never!


"What happens at the ranch, stays at the ranch."
Link Posted: 8/16/2004 3:25:21 PM EST
I didn't get any good ones with SUHU in them.

PE, Tex - you guys might wanna think about how much your dignity is worth to you. I accept all common forms of payment to keep quiet about this.
Link Posted: 8/16/2004 3:44:25 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/16/2004 6:53:54 PM EST
Pics!
Link Posted: 8/16/2004 7:34:33 PM EST

Originally Posted By Zhukov:
PE, Tex - you guys might wanna think about how much your dignity is worth to you. I accept all common forms of payment to keep quiet about this.



I thought you'd been around longer than that..........
Link Posted: 8/17/2004 7:00:58 AM EST
come on guys....yall didnt take ANY pics that are suitable for the board?? i know there are a couple of real good ones of P.E. sat. night when he was "going to bed" LOL. sausage anyone?
Link Posted: 8/17/2004 8:46:21 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/17/2004 9:04:34 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/17/2004 10:20:20 AM EST by Zhukov]
Alright, alright - I'll post a few of the more benign ones. Sorry for the grainy appearance. Camera doesn't like dark places. Please let me know if you can't see the pix - I'm trying a new photo server. Guess it doesn't work. Had to upload to goonsnet, but I'm out of space there now... Link to fullsize pic is below each of the smaller pics

Firtst, a pic of our hosts:


www.gunsnet.net/album/data//500/22519IMGP1011.jpg

Next is one of PE telling Tex that he is almost out of beer:


www.gunsnet.net/album/data//500/22519IMGP1019.jpg

This one is just, well, kind of evil:


www.gunsnet.net/album/data//500/22519IMGP1020.jpg

If this picture needs any explanation, then please go and read this thread


www.gunsnet.net/album/data//500/22519IMGP1022.jpg

PE in his desperate state was looking for love anywhere he could get it:


www.gunsnet.net/album/data//500/22519IMGP1031jpg

This one is Tex telling Gloftoe that he's not into goatplay:


www.gunsnet.net/album/data//500/22519IMGP1026.jpg

Things don't get any better for poor Tex as he has to tell PE that "no means no":


www.gunsnet.net/album/data//500/22519IMGP1033.jpg

Tex finally comes around, intrigued by being sandwiched between TRG and PE:


www.gunsnet.net/album/data//500/22519IMGP1032.jpg

A ponderous shot of TRG, Gloftoe, MrsGloftoe, Tex, Zhukov and PE:


www.gunsnet.net/album/data//500/22519IMGP1037.jpg

PE showing his manliness downing some Mudlides, while SUHU's girlfriend parties on:


www.gunsnet.net/album/data//500/22519IMGP1036.jpg

Sometime that night, we lost Tex as he passed out on the Gloftoe bed:


www.gunsnet.net/album/data//500/22519IMGP1061.jpg

That's all for now. The more risque pictures I'll withold unless I get permission from the people in question - you know who you are.
Link Posted: 8/17/2004 9:18:45 AM EST
i dont remember any of them red X's.....
Link Posted: 8/17/2004 10:45:09 AM EST
oh good, looks like you assholes got plenty of pictures at least!!!!!!

in my defense i was at the ranch alone for at least 2 hours without anybody else there and finally tired of the conversation i was carrying on with myself

P.S. i'll be damned, i really did go to sleep on a bag full of FAL mags half assed on the bed.................
Link Posted: 8/17/2004 10:56:12 AM EST

Originally Posted By TexRdnec:
in my defense i was at the ranch alone for at least 2 hours without anybody else there and finally tired of the conversation i was carrying on with myself



Not true! SUHU and Amber were there, but they were probably "busy". You, on the other hand, had 2 hours alone with PE as far as I can tell....
Link Posted: 8/17/2004 11:09:17 AM EST

Originally Posted By Zhukov:

Originally Posted By TexRdnec:
in my defense i was at the ranch alone for at least 2 hours without anybody else there and finally tired of the conversation i was carrying on with myself



Not true! SUHU and Amber were there, but they were probably "busy". You, on the other hand, had 2 hours alone with PE as far as I can tell....



well, i never saw suhu and amber there

then again i never saw PE either, you sure he wasn't on a pink pistol purple hooter shooter wine cooler run?
Link Posted: 8/17/2004 3:18:55 PM EST

Originally Posted By TexRdnec:

Originally Posted By Zhukov:

Originally Posted By TexRdnec:
in my defense i was at the ranch alone for at least 2 hours without anybody else there and finally tired of the conversation i was carrying on with myself



Not true! SUHU and Amber were there, but they were probably "busy". You, on the other hand, had 2 hours alone with PE as far as I can tell....



well, i never saw suhu and amber there

then again i never saw PE either, you sure he wasn't on a pink pistol purple hooter shooter wine cooler run?



I'd like to report that Tex stayed on his half all night unmoving, until his lovely beau arrived to rescue him.
Link Posted: 8/17/2004 9:41:28 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/18/2004 2:18:18 AM EST
And DvD is moveing closer to all of this.
NoKarma
Link Posted: 8/18/2004 2:37:55 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/18/2004 8:16:04 AM EST

Originally Posted By TheRedGoat:

Originally Posted By NoKarma:
And DvD is moveing closer to all of this.
NoKarma



Birds of a feather...

TRG



.... do what ?!? together?

Nevermind. I don't wanna know.

Link Posted: 8/18/2004 10:03:18 AM EST
Great pics Zhuk.....did anyone get any pics of Amber and/or Nicole when they were covered in cow shit.....EITHER time?
Link Posted: 8/18/2004 10:16:27 AM EST
I don't, but I've got one of you and Amber smooching. IM me your e-mail addy and I'll send it to you.
Link Posted: 8/18/2004 3:00:16 PM EST
Sorry I couldn't make it.

I drove to Kansas City to see my youngest cousins first born. Is there ANYTHING better then a two week old baby? I don't think so!

Hopefully i can make it next time around!
Link Posted: 8/18/2004 4:25:29 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/18/2004 4:33:52 PM EST
I really need to get out of this truck and into a "social lifestyle"...
Link Posted: 8/18/2004 5:22:28 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/18/2004 5:32:41 PM EST

Originally Posted By TheRedGoat:

Originally Posted By nationwide:
I really need to get out of this closet and into a "lifestyle"...



Ask ILL for a pamphlet...

TRG



HEY!!! I said social!!!
Link Posted: 8/18/2004 9:38:14 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/18/2004 9:38:50 PM EST by ProfessorEvil]
Some more pics

Belt feds rule....








Guess who?





Glowing endorsements:


Link Posted: 8/19/2004 5:43:10 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/19/2004 6:58:40 AM EST by Zhukov]

Originally Posted By ProfessorEvil:
Guess who?






"If you smell gas" ? I can smell it!



Edited to add: HEY! That's my camper!
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 5:47:13 AM EST

Originally Posted By DVDTracker:
Have PE bring some corndogs condoms next time and the fun will really start.



Fixed it, lol....... Don't want any evidence in ol' Tex's trunk, do y'all?
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 5:53:54 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/19/2004 5:58:42 AM EST by wise_jake]

Originally Posted By StykUrHedUp:
Great pics Zhuk.....did anyone get any pics of Amber and/or Nicole when they were covered in cow shit.....EITHER time?



OMG, Styk - this I would actually pay to see!

Then, when she gets to yappin, I could produce said picture and say "Hey, even you get shitty* every once in a while......."



*In this case, I am using shitty as a euphemism for "drunk," not to imply that I shit my pants occasionally or on a regular basis....... just for clarification. Just wanted to "head them [comments] off at the pass."

===========
Taggart: Mount up, men! We'll head 'em off at the pass.
Lamarr: 'Head them off at the pass?' I hate that cliche. <fires_pistol_into_Taggart's_left_foot />
===========

Sorry, couldn't help that.
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 5:57:00 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/19/2004 6:00:36 AM EST by wise_jake]

Originally Posted By DVDTracker:

Originally Posted By DPeacher:
Is there ANYTHING better then a two week old baby?



A two-week old baby whos diapers are someone elses responsibility!





True, so true.

Or in my case, an 11-month old whose diapers are her momma's responsibility. Or, even better, when my mother-in-law is visiting, when she changes them! If my wife changes too many in a row, she gets a little pissy. Mother-in-law just keeps on a changin' 'em.... thinks we're doin' her the favor.......
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 6:14:53 AM EST
i officially call for the banning of any and all photographic devices at any ARFCOM event............

respectfully,

TexRdnec
08/19/2004
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 6:29:14 AM EST
Tex even without the pic’s the stories will live on forever.
As you know Texas has a strong oral tradition.
NoKarma
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 8:12:41 AM EST

Originally Posted By NoKarma:
Tex even without the pic’s the stories will live on forever.
As you know Texas has a strong oral tradition.
NoKarma



There's pics of that too.
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 8:31:41 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 9:24:51 AM EST

Originally Posted By TexRdnec:
i officially call for the banning of any and all photographic devices at any ARFCOM event............

respectfully,

TexRdnec
08/19/2004



....but what about, like, posterity and stuff?
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 10:47:58 AM EST

Originally Posted By wise_jake:

Originally Posted By TexRdnec:
i officially call for the banning of any and all photographic devices at any ARFCOM event............

respectfully,

TexRdnec
08/19/2004



....but what about, like, posterity and stuff?





I think that will be his answer to ya.
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 1:09:03 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/19/2004 1:19:11 PM EST by wise_jake]

Originally Posted By ProfessorEvil:

Originally Posted By wise_jake:

Originally Posted By TexRdnec:
i officially call for the banning of any and all photographic devices at any ARFCOM event............

respectfully,

TexRdnec
08/19/2004



....but what about, like, posterity and stuff?



www.aforkinthetoad.com/Texas/tex-fu2.jpg

I think that will be his answer to ya.



I think it will be, too.
But it's not like I haven't seen that from him before.........

It usually comes when I'm trying to be the voice of reason......... I found it slightly offensive at first, that is until I was able to translate it as "Ah need tooo more beeers, pleees."

[bwah_hah_hah][/bwah_hah_hah]

You should have hurt him when you had the chance:



Ol' Tex thinks he's such a tough guy. I'll bet he still couldn't even shoot me if he wanted to....... Sorry, I'll apologize for that one, Tex.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 9:27:08 AM EST
i need some pics, easier to btt this than keep having to find the fucker...........
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 9:43:30 AM EST
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