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Posted: 12/30/2005 7:57:31 AM EST
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 11:34:05 AM EST

Originally Posted By petagunner:
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!



Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.



Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die .



Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.



Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Show them thehun.com and they'll never be heard from again.....


Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky...not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.



Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.



Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.



Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?



Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.



AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006 - We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

Link Posted: 12/30/2005 12:55:45 PM EST
Some of those are pretty dang . Some are while some are
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 1:07:47 PM EST

Originally Posted By Unka-Boo:

Originally Posted By petagunner:
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!



Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.



Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die .



Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.



Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Show them thehun.com and they'll never be heard from again.....


Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky...not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.



Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.



Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.



Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?



Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.



AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006 - We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.




You got the name wrong. I ain't telling since it's against CoC.
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 1:33:02 PM EST
[Last Edit: 12/30/2005 1:33:43 PM EST by petagunner]
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 2:19:00 PM EST
Those 10 are damn good!
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 2:32:57 PM EST

Originally Posted By petagunner:
NET! NET! NET! NET! Nothin but NET!!!!!!!!!!



Damn, you are so fired!
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 2:55:01 PM EST
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 4:02:03 PM EST

Originally Posted By petagunner:

Originally Posted By PromptCritical:

Originally Posted By petagunner:
NET! NET! NET! NET! Nothin but NET!!!!!!!!!!



Damn, you are so fired!




FOR WHAT???

No nip, no lip, no prob with the COC



petagunner luvs da coc!
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 7:50:03 PM EST
And my personal favorite...Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 7:36:58 AM EST

Originally Posted By petagunner:
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006 - We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.



Ding ding ding...WNNER!!Maybe we should forward this to the Immigration Department!!

And second place is:

Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky...not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 8:20:39 AM EST
those are great, love # 1, and the stairs one, and well pretty much all of them, thanks for the laugh!!
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