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Posted: 12/30/2005 8:57:31 AM EDT
 HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die . Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky...not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs. Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents? Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006 - We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration. |
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Posted: 12/30/2005 12:34:05 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/30/2005 1:55:45 PM EDT
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Some of those are pretty dang
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Posted: 12/30/2005 2:07:47 PM EDT
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You got the name wrong. I ain't telling since it's against CoC. 
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Posted: 12/30/2005 2:33:02 PM EDT
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NET! NET! NET! NET! Nothin but NET!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: 12/30/2005 3:19:00 PM EDT
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Those 10 are damn good!
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Posted: 12/30/2005 3:32:57 PM EDT
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Damn, you are so fired!
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Posted: 12/30/2005 3:55:01 PM EDT
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FOR WHAT??? No nip, no lip, no prob with the COC 
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Posted: 12/30/2005 5:02:03 PM EDT
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petagunner luvs da coc! 
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Posted: 12/30/2005 8:50:03 PM EDT
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And my personal favorite...Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
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Posted: 12/31/2005 8:36:58 AM EDT
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Ding ding ding...WNNER!!  Maybe we should forward this to the Immigration Department!!And second place is:
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Posted: 12/31/2005 9:20:39 AM EDT
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those are great, love # 1, and the stairs one, and well pretty much all of them, thanks for the laugh!!
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