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Posted: 9/26/2005 6:16:32 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/29/2005 5:34:53 PM EDT by Da_Bunny]
In response to this thread, I think we have the material to put together a few Special Operations Teams.

There are roles for Officers, NCOs, Specialists, Team Leaders, Fire Team Members, Support Personnel and others...

Obviously, I should be an officer, since I don't do anything. I will need a few more for the poker games. La_Bunny, MSKooter, Cherry_45, Gunchyck, WRF and Taurus seem likely candidates.

CavVet would make a good First Sergeant because he loves telling people where to go...

JAFO should be the Motor Sergeant because he's got a truck thing going. RS_Coyote should be building High Water Technicals and other Rock & Rolla Doom Machines.

1Gunrunner has doomed himself to be the Mess Sergeant and Bartender because of the whole Fajita thing.

Tumbleweed should be a sniper, because he'd kill me from long range if I said anything else.

Hippynik is obviously the unit photographer, with secret ambitions to be a sniper.

Phil_in_Seattle is highly intelligent, skilled and versatile, therefore he must be a lowly, powerless Grunt. (I've seen the movies)

Tweak is, obviously, the Unit Armorer, as long as we don't mind having our weapons shitcanned and issued Colt M4s.

Stratiotes is, The Colonel, because he throws weird stuff at us. His job is to walk around and look at us like we're a bunch of retards. Oh, and kills things.

Many of you, who actually do their own work, will have to be used to fill out squads.

ETA OK, further assignments:

Stratiotes - The Colonel
svtfast, Stratiotes personal security and Team WA spy
Gibby - Colonel's driver
CavVet - First Sergeant
Odt - Supply Sergeant - he's got firewood, unless one of you wants to go cut some...
Tweak - Unit Armorer
Colonel Klink - Power Point Ranger
9Millie - washed Medic
R-32 - unwashed Medic
Da_Bunny - Team WA Bunny

La_Bunny - Morale Officer - Bunny wrangler
MSKooter - Morale Officer - Beeeotch
Cherry_45 - Morale Officer - Coyote wrangler
Gunchyck - Morale Officer - Bawdy Cocktail Waitress
WRF - Morale Officer - Class Six procurement officer
Taurus - Morale Officer - DuctTape Supply Officer
LargeMarge - Morale Officer - Hen Pecker
MrsScrun - Morale Officer - Scrun wrangler

Unit Mess
TBD - Mess Sergeant
1Gunrunner - Kitchen Bitch & Bartender - maybe if you used your weapon once in awhile...
PattyMcn - you kill it, you clean it
squiggy - Brewmeister
2WhiskeyP - Beer Taster
FriedFish - with that name...

PsyOps aka PR and press liason
1Gunner "Baghdad Bob" Hogan1

Motor Pool
JAFO, Motor Sergeant
RS_Coyote, Motor Head

Commo Section - *must be wireless geek
PCR-00: Commo Section Leader
JS98010
XD_Fan - had to move Hoot

Aviation Company
ARMED-PILOT - Space Shuttle Pilot
CombatJack - Space Shuttle Doorgunner

Sniper Team - *must have eye for beauty and willingness to destroy it
tumbleweed, Sniper Team Leader
Scollins
Hippynik - Unit Photgragher - attached to sniper team, it's all about the optics
SlaveBoy - somebody has to carry everything

Motor Scout Team - *must have Scout or waiver
Kooter, Scout Team Leader
GodNoStar - Scout Gunner - (bullet catcher)
sixgunsblazing
Migradog - thanks for the hat!
A96HondaAccordEX
bigscrun - he better ride
SuperChicken

Combat Engineer Suicide Squad - *must have Tannerite fetish
Erex: Combat Engineer Suicide Squad Leader
CarbineMonoxide
simple_in_seattle - paybacks for the photoshop
DuctTapeMan - because he's got duct tape, duh
PleikuPioneer
BIG_ELF


Riverine Ops
Cboyer - has a boat
FishKepr - water..fish...
Hoot_223rem - because he has a Jolly Roger

Wet Side Cannon Fodder Squad - *people too valuable to waste in REMF slots
voilsb, Wet Side Cannon Fodder Squad Leader
Llamas & LBD - K9 Team
Phil_in_Seattle - mine clearing expert (Hah! Google THAT!)
SARS - food taster
Spyda
Headpulper
DDofWA
bobbitybobbity
MrSparkle
MOGWAR
bofranval992Manchu
Justin03R6
blackjack333
Sp­yda
JaredB
JS98010
DDofWA
squiggy­
Icarus
poi600
Rossi
Chopper
B­IGDUKESIX
Scollins
HABU
SvenDOlsenskylark


Dry Side Cannon Fodder Squad
MackUSMC, Dry Side Cannon Fodder Squad Leader
161Infantry
BarGunner
Brian_in_Pullman
gaspain
Hakcobra
IBTLplus1Imteam
Kaliburz
kami211
klm66
l­onegunman
Matt45
MaxStatic
MonkeyGri­p
paragon
Sauramen
Short-n-sweet
Skeeter
tangeant
the_end
TwoStage
WaMag
Wombat


These are a few suggestions, any others?
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 6:38:09 PM EDT
I figured 1GR could be the company veterinarian, being that he is good with animals and all........


I'll be in charge of acquiring barracks at reasonable prices
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 6:44:08 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Kooter:
I figured 1GR could be the company veterinarian, being that he is good with animals and all........


I'll be in charge of acquiring barracks at reasonable prices



Excellent, I've always felt that logistics is an under-appreciated career field.
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 6:52:16 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 6:53:40 PM EDT
amatures study tactics, professionals study logistics.
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 6:57:52 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 7:16:34 PM EDT
Fine, I guess you already have your Dirty Unsterile Medic hidden under your foot locker....
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 7:17:53 PM EDT
Forgot to add...

Combat Jack for the wearing of the Palistinian Dinner Jacket....
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 7:20:32 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/26/2005 7:20:57 PM EDT by PCR-00]
AHEM!

<----- COMMO!

Link Posted: 9/26/2005 7:21:28 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/26/2005 7:21:49 PM EDT by Kooter]

Originally Posted By PCR-00:
AHEM!

HOMO!





Link Posted: 9/26/2005 7:22:08 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Kooter:

Originally Posted By PCR-00:
AHEM!

<----- HOMO!








And here I was going to suggest that you be lead of the SCOUT team
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 7:23:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By PCR-00:

Originally Posted By Kooter:

Originally Posted By PCR-00:
AHEM!

<----- HOMO!








And here I was going to suggest that you be lead of the SCOUT team



Link Posted: 9/26/2005 7:27:21 PM EDT
Whoever was climbing under that hanging boulder to place the tannerite gets my vote as Combat Engineer.

Link Posted: 9/26/2005 7:29:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By CarbineMonoxide:
Whoever was climbing under that hanging boulder to place the tannerite gets my vote as Combat Engineer.




That would be EREX.....I second that!
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 7:41:44 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/26/2005 7:42:35 PM EDT by Hoot_223rem]
< Radio operator

Erex will be combat engineer :P
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 8:34:50 PM EDT
After the "marksmanship" demonstration on the big tannerite target, I think I want to be on a team with guys who can actually shoot accurately!



Link Posted: 9/26/2005 8:42:54 PM EDT

Hippynik is obviously the unit photographer, with secret ambitions to be a sniper.



W00t
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 8:59:02 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Scollins:
After the "marksmanship" demonstration on the big tannerite target, I think I want to be on a team with guys who can actually shoot accurately!






Don't worry, I'll bring the "Tannerite Buster"

Link Posted: 9/26/2005 9:13:23 PM EDT
What about me?

Hmm, Living in Europe,

Could I be ARFCOMs Team WA spy
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 9:17:52 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/26/2005 9:18:34 PM EDT by R-32]

Originally Posted By svtfast:
What about me?

Hmm, Living in Europe,

Could I be ARFCOMs Team WA spy



Well since they pulled your leave...I guess that makes you the ARMY Team's Bitch...

Link Posted: 9/26/2005 9:23:40 PM EDT
Wow. Looks like I am really not liked.


Link Posted: 9/26/2005 9:25:33 PM EDT
Well, I spent 2 1/2 years as an 11A Infantry Platoon Leader in the OR Guard.
And I'm currently an 11B grunt joe, who's also the CDR's radio boy.
But in addition, I'm a team leader so I have to do monthly counselings and stuff.



What does that get me? Charlie Bravo?


Oh yeah, I like to jump out of airplanes at low altitude while carrying too much gear.
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 9:32:10 PM EDT
WTF! I'll be the food and drink taste tester, lady wrestler and public relations officer.
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 9:33:28 PM EDT

Originally Posted By simple_in_seattle:
WTF! I'll be the food and drink taste tester, lady wrestler and public relations officer.



But what about your Combat Medical Badge?
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 9:54:31 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/26/2005 9:58:15 PM EDT by CarbineMonoxide]
I nominate WideRF as lead singer/driver of the Winnebago

or at a minimum, Cavalry Scout
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 9:57:28 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/26/2005 9:58:41 PM EDT by JS98010]
Let's see:

ex-Navy Electronics Tech.Second Class (ET2 / E5) w/ AIMS Mk XII IFF NEC (1572).

Current WA ANG Satellite, Wideband & Telemetry Systems Journeyman (2E151) Staff Sergeant.

I know what I could be!!!

<­BR>

The MWR NCO. . . after all, I did provide an inflatable sheep (that has been deployed overseas in two different branches) and a pretty grainy video of a Tannerite bomb. MWR would be a good fit, since sleeping in a shelter-half is high-speed, low-drag compared to what I did / do.
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 10:11:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Gibby:
Wow. Looks like I am really not liked.




SSSHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

<­BR>we're flying under the radar so far..
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 11:04:09 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sixgunsblazing:

Originally Posted By Gibby:
Wow. Looks like I am really not liked.




SSSHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

<­BR>we're flying under the radar so far..



Crap!

Link Posted: 9/26/2005 11:26:13 PM EDT
does the Scout team leader need someone to lead?

Link Posted: 9/27/2005 12:13:08 AM EDT
LBD and I can fill out the K9 role.

...he can also be a tunnel rat.

--Mike
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 6:00:41 AM EDT
I so want to be on a team. I know I'm south of you guys but just barely. I can be radio girl or even help 1GUNRUNNER in the kitchen if need be???

Patty
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 9:45:51 AM EDT
Sars should be moved to The Resident Alcohol taste tester
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 9:58:22 AM EDT
As the token Canadian, with Oly and SNS lowers, I must be the official Fifth Column...
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 10:22:48 AM EDT
Can I be the "propaganda/psy ops" officer?
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 10:43:44 AM EDT
Well I think I should regulate Gunrunner with the country music, set CavVet in his place, give tweak someone to bruise and for Headpulper...a shoulder to cry on.

Hee hee
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 10:51:01 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 1GunnerHogan1:
Can I be the "propaganda/psy ops" officer?



Was just going to say that
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 3:24:10 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 3:25:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Tweak:
I'm thinking 1GR should be Morale Welfare and Recreation officer.

Madge can be a bayonet dummy



Link Posted: 9/27/2005 3:52:02 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 3:58:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 1GunnerHogan1:
Can I be the "propaganda/psy ops" officer?



You shall be the press liaison officer, that means you give all of the press briefings and answer their questions.

You know you want that job.
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 4:04:41 PM EDT

Phil_in_Seattle - mine clearing expert (Hah! Google THAT!)


I don't need to google it.

I shall clear any and all mine fields in this manner:


Castle Bravo was a 15Mt surface burst(7 feet above surface)
The crater was 6510 ft in diameter, with a depth of 250 ft.


Next task?
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 7:35:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Phil_in_Seattle:

Originally Posted By 1GunnerHogan1:
Can I be the "propaganda/psy ops" officer?



You shall be the press liaison officer, that means you give all of the press briefings and answer their questions.

You know you want that job.




Phil....Can I embelish on stories to make them more interesting?
Like...."the tannerite shot was actually made from a .50 at a range of more than 700 yards"
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 7:42:35 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 1GunnerHogan1:

Originally Posted By Phil_in_Seattle:

Originally Posted By 1GunnerHogan1:
Can I be the "propaganda/psy ops" officer?



You shall be the press liaison officer, that means you give all of the press briefings and answer their questions.

You know you want that job.




Phil....Can I embelish on stories to make them more interesting?
Like...."the tannerite shot was actually made from a .50 at a range of more than 700 yards"



Actually I was thinking that you'd be doing your own version of Lt. Gen. Russel Honore.
Click for MP3 example of Lt. Gen Honore in action



Link Posted: 9/27/2005 8:15:28 PM EDT
hmmmmmmm, updating....
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 10:11:04 PM EDT
Looks like we will have a remake of "The Incredible Army of Brancaleone".

I cannot miss this one... when will it take place?
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 11:16:32 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Rossi:
Looks like we will have a remake of "The Incredible Army of Brancaleone".

I cannot miss this one... when will it take place?



Kinda funny you said that...


I was thinking if Sarg was still around, he could use a lot of this to our disadvantage.
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 12:37:51 AM EDT

Originally Posted By R-32:
Forgot to add...

Combat Jack for the wearing of the Palistinian Dinner Jacket....



I prefer Van Heusen or Calvin Klein for a nice dinner jaket
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 12:53:10 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Combat_Jack:

Originally Posted By R-32:
Forgot to add...

Combat Jack for the wearing of the Palistinian Dinner Jacket....



I prefer Van Heusen or Calvin Klein for a nice dinner jaket



Come on!...

It is for the team!..
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 2:09:14 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 2:27:04 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/28/2005 2:30:12 AM EDT by svtfast]

Originally Posted By Da_Bunny:

svtfast, Stratiotes personal security and Team WA spy







Link Posted: 9/28/2005 6:35:12 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Phil_in_Seattle:

Originally Posted By 1GunnerHogan1:

Originally Posted By Phil_in_Seattle:

Originally Posted By 1GunnerHogan1:
Can I be the "propaganda/psy ops" officer?



You shall be the press liaison officer, that means you give all of the press briefings and answer their questions.

You know you want that job.




Phil....Can I embelish on stories to make them more interesting?
Like...."the tannerite shot was actually made from a .50 at a range of more than 700 yards"



Actually I was thinking that you'd be doing your own version of Lt. Gen. Russel Honore.
Click for MP3 example of Lt. Gen Honore in action

www.thoseshirts.com/images/square-large-atf.gif




YA GOTTA LOVE THE GENERAL!! He told the media what most people think. The questions they ask are so idiotic. Ya know kinda like the deal where a reporter is covering a story of a cold blooded murder and they walk up to a family member and say "So how do you feel about this?"
Geez. My favorite to watch is Rumsfeld....he carves up the liberal media to pieces and exposes them for the fools they are.
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