> Texas Parks & Wildlife Department
> Press Release: Cheney Shooting Accident
> The Texas Parks & Wildlife Department issued s statement today noting that Vice President Dick Cheney broke no laws by shooting a lawyer. A TPWD spokesperson noted that in Texas lawyers are not considered game creatures and thus are not subject to game regulations or daily bag limits. It was further noted that lawyer hunting is encouraged in Texas as they are currently overrun with the pesky creatures and are treated as a nuisance animal.
> Contrary to a statement from the Texas Bar Association, lawyers do not taste like chicken but rather like bovine dung which in fact is a major component of their composition.