So, there's this yellow toad wandering around in the forest
kinda cheesed off because he doesn't want to be yellow. Life
would be easier if he were brown like the other toads. He'd
sure be less visible to predators for one thing.
Anyway... this yellow toad bumps into a fairy godmother. He
begs her, "Fairy godmother, please make me brown like the
other toads. I am tired of being so visible to predators and
The fairy godmother whips out her magic wand and says,
"Abracapokus! You're brown!"
The toad looks down and sees that he is brown except for his
package, which is still yellow. He says to the fairy
godmother, "Wait a minute! My pecker's still yellow!"
To this the fairy godmother replies, "I don't do willies.
You will have to go see The Wizard of Oz for that."
The toad thanks her and hops off on his way.
There is also a purple bear wandering about the very same
woods. As luck would have it, he encounters the very same
fairy godmother. He implores her, "Fairy godmother, please
make me brown like the other bears. None of the lady bears
want to be seen with me on account of the hunters can spot
me from a mile off".
She, being a nice fairy godmother, takes out her magic wand
and says, "Pokuscadabra! You're brown!"
The bear looks down and sees that he is, in fact, brown with
the exception of the ol' twig and berries. They remain
He says: "My wang is still purple!"
She says,"I don't do units, you will have to go see The
Wizard of Oz for that".
To this the bear replies, "Well that's just dandy, but how
the hell do I find The Wizard of Oz?"
The fairy godmother answers,
"That's easy... just follow the.......YELLOW DICK TOAD!"
Made me laugh, could see it coming but funny