I love when people see my AR and say "Is that full auto?" then I say no and then they say "Those are so easy to make full auto, my buddy did it once!"
ETA - I hate the "Clip" thing too! I just love when customers ask for clips then I ask "You mean magazine?" then you get the lost puppy look from them. OR
Guy - "Does yous have any clips for my Glizok?"
Me - "What model?"
Guy - "A Glizok!"
Me - "What model?"
Guy - "Man! My Glizok! (Pulls up shit) Dis one rite her!"
Me - "Ohhh, a Beretta... What model? Do you have a permit?"
Guy - "Yeah I have a permit! (Sets it on the counter) All I needs is a new clip!"
Me - "Sorry, we don't sell "CLIPS" here"
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The above is true. The names have been changed to protect the dumb. *
I am not normaly a jackass, well yeah I am, but if he didn't pull the attitude then I would have just found out what gun it was and gotten him some mags.