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Posted: 10/26/2009 2:49:46 PM EST
Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife
and two small children..
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife
comes around the corner, locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the
knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?



THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:




Democrat's Answer :

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that
would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club
and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my
family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and
make this happier, healthier street that would
discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with
some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.




Republican's
Answer:

BANG!


Redneck's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG! BANG!
BANG !
Click... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those
the Winchester Silver Tips or Hydrashocks?! '
Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'

Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist


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Link Posted: 10/26/2009 4:28:50 PM EST
Fail. The Republican's answer is a we bit too short.
Link Posted: 10/26/2009 11:09:53 PM EST

I was reading this and randomly burst out laughing. My boyfriend just looked at me like I was crazy!
Link Posted: 10/27/2009 7:51:49 AM EST
Your scale is missing a category: INDEPENDENT!

BANG!
Body disposed of then
Sounds of shoveling

Culpable deniability! Someone was shot? Really? That's unfortunate!


Link Posted: 10/27/2009 9:04:19 AM EST
not my joke it was sent to me by my EX wife Carol in WV. I will let her know she missed a party .
Originally Posted By The4thHorseman:
Your scale is missing a category: INDEPENDENT!

BANG!
Body disposed of then
Sounds of shoveling

Culpable deniability! Someone was shot? Really? That's unfortunate!




Link Posted: 10/27/2009 9:26:03 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/27/2009 9:26:51 AM EST by WPNS462]
Originally Posted By Couch-Commando:
Fail. The Republican's answer is a we bit too short.


I agree...should have been 3 bangs. Two center mass and one in the head...just to be sure he's dead.

Link Posted: 10/27/2009 9:33:39 AM EST

I'm a Bear......
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 4:22:54 PM EST
I am definitely the redneck, but not because of how many shots i did.
Link Posted: 11/4/2009 5:46:48 AM EST
Bang Bang Bang....

Anyone see the cool knife I have for sale on the EE?
Link Posted: 11/4/2009 3:16:26 PM EST
I am a Conservative. He'd get two rounds center mass from my Glock 30, (no need to waste ammo on shit, no need to spend the money on a Kimber either) then I walk away and let the coyotes have a free meal. Again, conservative. Why waste energy policing the body? Picking up the brass I understand, but step over the body and continue about your day. .
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