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Posted: 8/29/2005 9:37:20 PM EDT
to the shoot   I was gonna come AND bring a friend (female this time!)  But he is banning us...so what do you think?  Should we do it anyway?  

Poll comming....
Link Posted: 8/29/2005 9:39:30 PM EDT
[#1]
Tell Kooter to STFU.

He can stay home and make sammichs while you and your friend come shoot.
Link Posted: 8/29/2005 9:39:42 PM EDT
[#2]

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to the shoot   I was gonna come AND bring a friend (female this time!)  But he is banning us...so what do you think?  Should we do it anyway?  

Poll comming....



Why is he saying no?

It's me isn't it!

Link Posted: 8/29/2005 9:41:26 PM EDT
[#3]

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Quoted:
to the shoot   I was gonna come AND bring a friend (female this time!)  But he is banning us...so what do you think?  Should we do it anyway?  

Poll comming....




Why is he saying no?

It's me isn't it!





No it isn't you...I think it's the whole me invading his space thing     but hell, what else are wives good for?  LOL
Link Posted: 8/29/2005 9:55:14 PM EDT
[#4]
Thank you for letting me check TWO BOXES...

I SHOOT and I VOTE.
Link Posted: 8/29/2005 9:59:59 PM EDT
[#5]
Like I could keep her away. She (sort of) knows her way out there
Link Posted: 8/29/2005 10:01:29 PM EDT
[#6]
Link Posted: 8/29/2005 10:04:27 PM EDT
[#7]
I mean maybe if it was all guys I could understand, but there are normally a few other vaginas there

I don't think we get too in the way
Link Posted: 8/29/2005 10:21:07 PM EDT
[#8]



COOKIE!
Link Posted: 8/29/2005 10:21:50 PM EDT
[#9]
Link Posted: 8/29/2005 11:23:46 PM EDT
[#10]

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I mean maybe if it was all guys I could understand, but there are normally a few other vaginas there

I don't think we get too in the way







Link Posted: 8/30/2005 2:03:12 AM EDT
[#11]
You should be able to go if you really want to go BUT...

sometimes marrieds just need some hang out time away from each other.  It's healthy.

If I ask Phil_in_seattle to stay home from an event we were planning to go to, it usually translates into, "I love you and you've done nothing wrong, but I'm feeling a little suffocated by how much time we spend together.i  If you don't give me some space soon, AND you arm me....nothing good can come of it."




Link Posted: 8/30/2005 4:19:59 AM EDT
[#12]

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to the shoot   I was gonna come AND bring a friend (female this time!)



Worthless without pics.



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I mean maybe if it was all guys I could understand, but there are normally a few other vaginas there




 

I would have never thought of it that way......


I don't think we get too in the way


Link Posted: 8/30/2005 7:00:46 AM EDT
[#13]

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I mean maybe if it was all guys I could understand, but there are normally a few other vaginas there

I don't think we get too in the way



In the way of what, a buncha dorks playing with their "guns"?

Link Posted: 8/30/2005 7:23:12 AM EDT
[#14]

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I mean maybe if it was all guys I could understand, but there are normally a few other vaginas there

I don't think we get too in the way



In the way of what, a buncha dorks playing with their "guns"?




Its not playing...it's TRAINING!!!
..Ok, its playing too
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 7:25:41 AM EDT
[#15]
Now that is interesting MSKOOTER. I told my wife she could come and won't. Do you all think it could be because I locked her in the camper last time she came or is it there were no other poeple with vaginas to talk to and shoot with?
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 7:25:41 AM EDT
[#16]

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I don't think we get too in the way



I wouldn't want to be in the way of THIS:

Link Posted: 8/30/2005 8:51:02 AM EDT
[#17]
Know your place woman.
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 8:52:35 AM EDT
[#18]

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Know your place woman.



I do...at the LCR Shoot  
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 9:04:14 AM EDT
[#19]

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Know your place womanBeotch!!




Link Posted: 8/30/2005 9:06:04 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/30/2005 9:15:59 AM EDT
[#21]

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Know your place woman.






And just where might her "place" be????
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 9:16:45 AM EDT
[#22]

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Know your place womanBeotch!!







Welcome to the wonderful world of celibacy.

Population:.....You.

Link Posted: 8/30/2005 9:22:54 AM EDT
[#23]
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 9:28:15 AM EDT
[#24]

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Know your place woman.






And just where might her "place" be????



Kitchen???



Aww, yet another reason you aren't married!
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 9:31:35 AM EDT
[#25]
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 9:57:35 AM EDT
[#26]

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Aww, yet another reason you aren't married!



Actually I currently have 8243 reasons why I am not married.  I started counting young.



(8243/365) = 22.6 years

22.6 years * 52 = 1174 weeks

8243/1174 = 7 reasons a week

One excuse a day.
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 9:59:15 AM EDT
[#27]
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 10:06:21 AM EDT
[#28]

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Know your place woman.






And just where might her "place" be????



Kitchen???



Aww, yet another reason you aren't married!




You want a date? I want a sammich!



And haven't I always told you that I will pretty much do/give you anything you want, until you start expecting it?  Have I ever said, No I won't make you a sammich?  Have I not gotten up in the middle of the night, after a hard night of "relations", to make your ass 2 grilled cheese sammichs?  Don't you get me started on this shit!
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 10:16:46 AM EDT
[#29]
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 10:28:32 AM EDT
[#30]

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IBTL! Yikes!

ETA; I think bigscrun knows which 'lock' I'm referring to!



Something like this?

Link Posted: 8/30/2005 10:32:53 AM EDT
[#31]
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 10:38:06 AM EDT
[#32]

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And haven't I always told you that I will pretty much do/give you anything you want, until you start expecting it?  Have I ever said, No I won't make you a sammich?  Have I not gotten up in the middle of the night, after a hard night of "relations", to make your ass 2 grilled cheese sammichs?  Don't you get me started on this shit!








Yeah, sure, you're laughing NOW......
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 10:51:19 AM EDT
[#33]
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 10:52:31 AM EDT
[#34]

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Oh, I will be fine..................



Unfortunately, you're right, you will be just fine.  I am just the woman, I have no control......
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 10:53:05 AM EDT
[#35]

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Know your place woman.


OH! Jafo is bringing the cookies!







Link Posted: 8/30/2005 11:04:45 AM EDT
[#36]
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 11:08:12 AM EDT
[#37]

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Oh, I will be fine..................



Unfortunately, you're right, you will be just fine.  I am just the woman, I have no control......




whatever.



Link Posted: 8/30/2005 11:12:03 AM EDT
[#38]
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 11:22:23 AM EDT
[#39]


I'm glad my wife doesn't post.
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 1:20:46 PM EDT
[#40]

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I'm glad my wife doesn't post.



After watching this thread, that may be a very good thing.

Link Posted: 8/30/2005 3:42:41 PM EDT
[#41]

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Know your place woman.





I do...at the LCR Shoot  



Then who will be at your house when I come to visit you and your friend?
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 4:25:17 PM EDT
[#42]

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Know your place woman.





I do...at the LCR Shoot  



Then who will be at your house when I come to visit you and your friend?



You know, after MUCH consideration I have decided that MY place is next to the phone waiting for the "can you come get me, the scout is broke down again" call.  
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 4:32:36 PM EDT
[#43]

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Know your place woman.






And just where might her "place" be????



In the kitchen making cookies!
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 4:48:02 PM EDT
[#44]

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]

You know, after MUCH consideration I have decided that MY place is next to the phone waiting for the "can you come get me, the scout is broke down again" call.  



You could always make him leave first, and pick him up on your way.

 DD
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 7:29:47 PM EDT
[#45]

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Know your place womanBeotch!!







And in response to THIS one, I know my place will be on BOTH sides of the bed since you will be on the couch!  


Asshat!
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 7:38:43 PM EDT
[#46]

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One excuse a day.



Some days there were more than one.

Bunny, I said reasons...Not excuses.



I know what I said.......
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 9:05:02 PM EDT
[#47]

Quoted:
(8243/365) = 22.6 years

22.6 years * 52 = 1174 weeks

8243/1174 = 7 reasons a week

One excuse a day.

From (8243/365) it looks like you're assuming 1 excuse per day, to get 22.6 years of excuses.  Because of that, it is only natural for your math to come out to 1 excuse per day.
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 9:51:36 PM EDT
[#48]

Quoted:

Quoted:
(8243/365) = 22.6 years

22.6 years * 52 = 1174 weeks

8243/1174 = 7 reasons a week

One excuse a day.

From (8243/365) it looks like you're assuming 1 excuse per day, to get 22.6 years of excuses.  Because of that, it is only natural for your math to come out to 1 excuse per day.



Critic. He started making excuses to avoid girls 22 years ago. Before that, he was too young to figure out why stubby did what it did.

He picked the number 8243, I figured it out from there.
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 9:52:50 PM EDT
[#49]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
(8243/365) = 22.6 years

22.6 years * 52 = 1174 weeks

8243/1174 = 7 reasons a week

One excuse a day.

From (8243/365) it looks like you're assuming 1 excuse per day, to get 22.6 years of excuses.  Because of that, it is only natural for your math to come out to 1 excuse per day.



Critic. He started making excuses to avoid girls 22 years ago. Before that, he was too young to figure out why stubby did what it did.



Link Posted: 8/30/2005 9:53:08 PM EDT
[#50]

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He started making excuses to avoid girls 22 years ago.





Please tell me this wasnt during Home Ec classes.
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