Quoted:
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/shooting-texas-college-campus-reports-191439016.html
Here it comes... I can see it now. Barak Obama will address the media tonight. "Today is a terrible day, in which an unthinkable tradgedy occured. How many more people must die but the hands of the gun makers in this country?
Reporter 1: But Mr President it was not the gun makers, it was disgruntled students shooting at each other.
Obama: That does not matter. The gun makers and the NRA did this. We must end this madness! we need to ban assault rifles and restrict magazine capacity!
Reporter 2: Mr president there were no assault rifles used, just small caliber hand guns. And witnesses only report 5 shots fired. That is much less than a 10 round magazine could hold.
Obama : No! That is not how we are remembering this! These conservative republicans clearly should not have guns because they kill people!
Reporter 1: But Mr. President we have a Constitution protecting the rigts of gun owners in this country! we have laws...
Obama: I am above the law. Fuck the Constitution. Its just a tool of the conservative party to keep me from getting what I want!
At least thats how I envision the press conference going.