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Posted: 1/22/2013 11:05:37 AM EDT
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/shooting-texas-college-campus-reports-191439016.html
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 11:15:00 AM EDT
[#1]
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http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/shooting-texas-college-campus-reports-191439016.html


Here it comes... I can see it now. Barak Obama will address the media tonight. "Today is a terrible day, in which an unthinkable tradgedy occured. How many more people must die but the hands of the gun makers in this country?

Reporter 1: But Mr President it was not the gun makers, it was disgruntled students shooting at each other.

Obama: That does not matter. The gun makers and the NRA did this. We must end this madness! we need to ban assault rifles and restrict magazine capacity!

Reporter 2: Mr president there were no assault rifles used, just small caliber hand guns. And witnesses only report 5 shots fired. That is much less than a 10 round magazine could hold.

Obama : No! That is not how we are remembering this! These conservative republicans clearly should not have guns because they kill people!

Reporter 1: But Mr. President we have a  Constitution protecting the rigts of gun owners in this country! we have laws...

Obama: I am above the law. Fuck the Constitution. Its just a tool of the conservative party to keep me from getting what I want!



At least thats how I envision the press conference going.
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 11:25:39 AM EDT
[#2]
You must be thinking of a conference where the reporters get to ask their own questions. Shame on you.
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 11:27:32 AM EDT
[#3]
Why did I open this thinking it was going to be a NY transplant enjoying shooting in a free state?
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 11:28:34 AM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:
You must be thinking of a conference where the reporters get to ask their own questions. Shame on you.


sorry man...sometimes im in a fantasy world over here. The reponses will probably actually go like : Wonderful Idea sir, absolutley tops sir!
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 11:36:24 AM EDT
[#5]
Lets hope details come out that it was just two kids shooting out. These shootings are becoming way too coincidental.
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 11:57:13 AM EDT
[#6]
No press conference.  Just 2 FSAers getting it on.  Nothing to see here.  Move along.
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 12:52:33 PM EDT
[#7]
Happened just north of  Houston. It was "two dudes" shooting at each other after an argument at a  community college facility.
http://www.khou.com/news/Reports-of-shooting-at-Lone-Star-College-in-North-Harris-County-187912461.html
http://www.khou.com/video?id=187923311&sec=548547&ref=articlevidmod
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