is a dog!
Gotta start something back up! This place is getting a little boring.
So here's a joke in Rat's honor. It cuts unions so I don't care for it. But it is funny.

A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and, as you would
expect, decided to check out the local brothels.

When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"

"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."

"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered.

Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop.

His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules."
The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."

"That's more like it." the union man said. He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde. "I'd like her." He said.

”I'm sure you would, sir." said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92 year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and she's next."

fucking unions

Quoted: fucking unions

only you, Brother L, only you would have seen that right away!

Yeah I'ma dog, and if given the chance I'd hike my leg over your shoes!

Quoted: Yeah I'ma dog, and if given the chance I'd hike my leg over your shoes!

Hell, that's worse than having your ankles bitten!

I think there was a movie called Used Cars that had a beagle that pissed on the car mechanic everytime h went to sleep under the cars.
It was funnier than hell!

Quoted: I think there was a movie called  Used CarsIt was funnier than hell!

used cars............uummmmmmmm.....Teri Garr.