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Posted: 10/28/2010 2:27:47 PM EDT
Why they don't give lotion in the hotel
http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=1107072
Link Posted: 10/28/2010 2:58:13 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/28/2010 3:16:38 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/28/2010 3:17:21 PM EDT
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Where are the damn waffles?!


And are they free?  If not, can we get a discount?



Link Posted: 10/28/2010 3:22:42 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/28/2010 3:24:13 PM EDT
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No poo stained chairs piled up in the back room?
Link Posted: 10/28/2010 3:26:59 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/28/2010 4:27:20 PM EDT
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Does it put the lotion in the basket?

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Link Posted: 10/28/2010 4:36:17 PM EDT
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Quoted:
Quoted:
Where are the damn waffles?!


And are they free?  If not, can we get a discount?





The blue ones are free

Link Posted: 10/29/2010 4:43:49 AM EDT
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Quoted:
Quoted:
Where are the damn waffles?!


And are they free?  If not, can we get a discount?





Ba-Da-Dum!
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 6:55:10 AM EDT
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I never thought of asking for a discount. Approximately what percentage of time do you give in to that request?
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 7:11:40 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/29/2010 7:12:08 AM EDT
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Man, I would have thought after discount would have been "Where may I acquire the companionship of a lady and some refreshing white powder?"
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 7:14:01 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/29/2010 7:14:02 AM EDT
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I never thought of asking for a discount. Approximately what percentage of time do you give in to that request?


The American public has been trained to believe that they should get a discount on hotel rooms, cars, and so on. From airline miles to cash back rewards, and 'coupuns'.



So businesses spend big bucks on marketing a frequency programs like Safeways club card and Costcos 'membership', and pass those costs directly on to the customers, who are oh so wise shoppers.



In short, [1GR]we fuck the other guy and pass those savings on to you[1GR], cause you're special.



Unfortunately, the customer and the retailer have little choice in whether or not to participate. The charade is the reality. Money is where you find it.



Tripple-A membership gets you 10% off for example. Our cost for supporting that program is about $1250 annually. That money isn't coming out of my wallet. It's coming out of yours, whether you ask for a discount or not.

 


What about just showing up late in the afternoon/early evening and trying to score a deal on a room that will otherwise go unoccupied overnight?



 
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 7:23:26 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/29/2010 7:32:20 AM EDT
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What about just showing up late in the afternoon/early evening and trying to score a deal on a room that will otherwise go unoccupied overnight?


Works for $20 rooms at the PDX Hilton. Ask me how I know.

Problem is, gotta wait until after 11pm.
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 7:35:07 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/29/2010 7:36:09 AM EDT
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I wonder if the property owner knows about that.


My bet is....No.

Hell, I ate that much just at the continental breakfast.
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 7:41:01 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/29/2010 8:01:50 AM EDT
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You take Safeway club cards?
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 8:51:22 AM EDT
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What about just showing up late in the afternoon/early evening and trying to score a deal on a room that will otherwise go unoccupied overnight?

 
The oldest trick in the book.



Not on my watch



 


I was wondering about that.  It worked for me at a pretty fancy place once.  I snagged a two room suite that was WAY above my pay grade.  I was paying cash and I had the distinct feeling that the staff was in on it.



 
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 9:22:15 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/29/2010 9:24:13 AM EDT
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(there is tons of redundancy in place to prevent this type of thing, but when an owner is asleep at the wheel, anything is possible)

 


So, what time do you normally go to bed, colonel?



 
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 10:55:36 AM EDT
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NRA discount?

ARFCOM discount?
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 1:36:11 PM EDT
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I say jack up the price by 20 bucks, and every time someone asks, grumble a bit, look left, look right, wink at the customer and say "I can knock of 20 bucks, don't tell anyone".



???



Profit!
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 1:39:10 PM EDT
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Any discounts on Page 2?
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 1:58:50 PM EDT
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OdT, why wouldn't you designate 1 room, for the guys that just want to take a shit, shower and shave? $20 to get cleaned up isn't too bad....
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 2:56:54 PM EDT
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I'm just gonna guess, but the $20 wouldn't cover the clean up costs for some people.

If someone needs to shit, shower, and shave, but not sleep, find a nice large truck stop.  They have facilities for just this kind of thing.
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 3:33:14 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/29/2010 3:51:20 PM EDT
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OdT, why wouldn't you designate 1 room, for the guys that just want to take a shit, shower and shave? $20 to get cleaned up isn't too bad....

There's just not enough volume to make it work.

Even in the RV park business where we attempted to cater to that customer, the coin operated showers cover the hot water, sewer, property tax, etc. There still wasn't enough traffic to make them much more than an inconvenience for normal business.

Cleaning the room is another constant cost. The payroll cost percentage would go through the roof by renting rooms for $20..... no matter how many minutes or hours the guest is in the room. Hence the main reason it just isn't realistic. (if someone rents you a room for $20, run like hell or double up on your vaccinations)

Gotta have volume to make it work. Especially with the cost of being on an interstate.

Truck stops, (like YOPD mentions), have enough volume to make it (showers) work. But it's more a service to draw customers in with. The money is in the sale of goods (fuel & junk food, I guess).
 

gotcha.


just brainstorming. I bought a Slingbox and put the app on my Droid, plugged it into my car. Wouldn't you know, people will pay extra money for me to do that into their cars also. Always thinking, adapting and innovating, that is the difference between taking the orders and making the orders. You already knew that though.
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 4:09:09 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/29/2010 4:41:38 PM EDT
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The oldest trick in the book.  


You got old lady hookers working the floor ODT?

Link Posted: 10/29/2010 5:26:40 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/29/2010 7:05:35 PM EDT
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One of our past ideas that we've considered is to convert the building over to an assisted-living type place for seniors. We're only a few blocks from the hospital, so it's a natural location. And with all the subsidies in health care, the checks seldom bounce.



If the hotel trade continues to tank, we may actually get a chance to try it out

 


IN!!!



 
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 7:23:36 PM EDT
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