Hey Bartholomew, thanks for posting the link to TSRA's Voter's Guide. I remember we all had this conversation a few months back.
The LWV Voter's Guide got passed around at a mtg this morning, and I felt like I had to show this one to my fellow arfcommers:
Governor:
Republican Candidates:
Larry Kilgore:
Q: Training & experience
A: I read the Bible, praise the Lord, listen to good preaching, study history and ask God for wisdom.
Q: School finance
A: The support for Government schools (public schools) will collapse just like the support for Marxism collapsed in the East. It'll probably happen in a Big Whoosh, just like the fall of the Berlin Wall. When this occurs, government will no longer need to steal money from the taxpayers to fund the pubic [sic] school money pit.
Q: Border protection & immigration enforcement:
A: The immigration problem fundamentally is a welfare state problem. Some illegal immigrants, certainly not all, receive housing subsidies, food stamps, free medical care, free school and other forms of welfare. Once the freebies are gone, freeloaders will not come. Anyone that crosses our border illegally should receive a minimum of five lashes, $3000 fine and deportation.
Q: Role of governor in disaster planning, evacuation, in event of disaster
A: War is the disaster that we need to be most prepared for. Our citizens need to be well armed. Volunteer militia organizations and sheriffs need to work with the Texas Nat'l Guard to prepare for conventional, biological, chemical and nuclear attack scenarios. Our war plans will serve as natural disaster evacuation plans also.
Star Locke:
Q: Training & experience
A: As a U.S. Army Veteran and Rancher/Builder, I am a non-politician experienced in agriculture and construction to deal with most family issues. Like you all, I too experience daily having lived under these oppressive taxes and controls of government. I am just [like?] you - [a?] working slob trying to pay bills.
Q: School finance
A: No more property tax. Founding fathers told us... "the power to tax is the power to destroy." We tax things we don't want in our society. Taxes on TV violence, and taxes on items ruining our children's health - obesity, surgared added cola drinks, video-games + "recyclable deposit incentives" are more than enough. Property taxes are kill everyone!! visit www.starovertexas.com for details.
Q: Border protection & immigration enforcement:
A: Past 5 years, the highest immigrations in US. history - 8,000,000 million [sic] today 35,200,000 immigrants 45%+ kids who live in poverty this has enormous implications for the social and economic integration into American society. No nation has ever attempted to incorporate more than 35 million newcomers into its society. No more immigrations. Friendly Jewish Christian visitors and a fair "guestworker pass" will not hurt Texas. I will assist Mexican governors with the drug dealers eradication, visit www.starovertexas.com.
Q: Role of governor in disaster planning, evacuation, in event of disaster
A: Living on the Gulf I realize that each individual must be prepared with his/her own plan and supplies. Cities and hwy are not designed for this mass exedous [sic]. The National Guard is the only proven reliable stability in emergencies. Stockpiling fuel on exit routes + mobile gas pumps would help escape but self-reliance as Texan pioneers did..... is your best bet.
Gotta love those colorful Texas pols!