Police: Man's Testicles Locked In Padlock

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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Police: Man's Testicles Locked In Padlock

Posted: 8/5/2005 4:02:38 PM EDT

BRENTWOOD, N.H. -- Emergency workers helped a New Hampshire man out of a difficult situation over the weekend after a friend apparently locked a padlock around his testicles.

According to the Portsmouth Herald, police reported that the 39-year-old man was intoxicated when they arrived at the scene on July 30 at about 3:40 a.m. The man, who was not identified, told them that he had the padlock around his testicles for two weeks.

The man said that a friend put the lock on while he was drunk and passed out. When he woke up, the friend was gone.

"Never in my 13 years have I seen anything like this," Cpl. H.D. Wood told the Herald.

The man told police that he tried to remove the lock with a hacksaw because the key had broken off in the lock.

He was taken to Exeter Hospital, where a locksmith removed the padlock. He was treated and released, and the hospital said he had no lasting injury.

Police said that they did not know the motive for the incident

WTF

LINK

Posted: 8/5/2005 4:31:07 PM EDT

[#1]

I'm walking funny just thinking about it....

Posted: 8/5/2005 4:39:53 PM EDT

[#2]

DAYUM!!

Posted: 8/5/2005 5:04:28 PM EDT

[#3]

Two weeks!?!

Posted: 8/5/2005 5:09:29 PM EDT

[#4]

Chastity belt and now the nutlock....

Posted: 8/5/2005 5:48:01 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
Two weeks!?!

Not just two weeks, but two weeks, then he calls at 3:00 in the morning.

R.

Posted: 8/5/2005 6:03:08 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
BRENTWOOD, N.H. -- Emergency workers helped a New Hampshire man out of a difficult situation over the weekend after a friend apparently locked a padlock around his testicles.

According to the Portsmouth Herald, police reported that the 39-year-old man was intoxicated when they arrived at the scene on July 30 at about 3:40 a.m. The man, who was not identified, told them that he had the padlock around his testicles for two weeks.

The man said that a friend put the lock on while he was drunk and passed out. When he woke up, the friend was gone.

"Never in my 13 years have I seen anything like this," Cpl. H.D. Wood told the Herald.

The man told police that he tried to remove the lock with a hacksaw because the key had broken off in the lock.

He was taken to Exeter Hospital, where a locksmith removed the padlock. He was treated and released, and the hospital said he had no lasting injury.

Police said that they did not know the motive for the incident

WTF

LINK

Wow. Some friend!

Posted: 8/5/2005 6:08:08 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
Quoted:
BRENTWOOD, N.H. -- Emergency workers helped a New Hampshire man out of a difficult situation over the weekend after a friend apparently locked a padlock around his testicles.

According to the Portsmouth Herald, police reported that the 39-year-old man was intoxicated when they arrived at the scene on July 30 at about 3:40 a.m. The man, who was not identified, told them that he had the padlock around his testicles for two weeks.

The man said that a friend put the lock on while he was drunk and passed out. When he woke up, the friend was gone.

"Never in my 13 years have I seen anything like this," Cpl. H.D. Wood told the Herald.

The man told police that he tried to remove the lock with a hacksaw because the key had broken off in the lock.

He was taken to Exeter Hospital, where a locksmith removed the padlock. He was treated and released, and the hospital said he had no lasting injury.

Police said that they did not know the motive for the incident

WTF

LINK

Wow. Some friend!

+1

i would have tore him a new one..........
as soon as they got it off

Posted: 8/5/2005 9:35:08 PM EDT

[#8]

They don't call him numbnuts for nothing....

Posted: 8/6/2005 7:44:46 AM EDT

[#9]

IBTL

Posted: 8/6/2005 3:18:43 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
IBTL

Posted: 8/11/2005 11:04:09 AM EDT

[#11]

What a nut.

Posted: 8/11/2005 11:21:04 AM EDT

[#12]

[sung]
Do your nuts hang low?
Can you swing them to and fro?
Can ya tie 'em in a knot?
Can ya tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em oer you shoulder
like a continental soldier?
Do your nuts hang low?
[/sung]

Posted: 8/11/2005 12:19:45 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
Chastity belt and now the nutlock....

lol

Posted: 8/11/2005 12:24:22 PM EDT

[#14]

I wonder if that guy remembers the old MasterLock commercials with the rifle?

Posted: 8/12/2005 12:15:03 PM EDT

[#15]

I'd love to have seen the 911 operators face when that call came in. I am just trying to think of a revenge that would suit the crime had a friend done this to me?

Posted: 8/12/2005 8:36:14 PM EDT

[#16]

Remind me to kick you squah in the nuts next time we see each other.

Posted: 8/13/2005 2:42:25 AM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
Remind me to kick you squah in the nuts next time we see each other.

?!?!

Posted: 8/14/2005 9:44:02 PM EDT

[#18]

Just goes to show you.....your choice in drinkin' buddies just might be one of the most important decisions you make...hinking.gif

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