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Dixie Gun and knife show
Get yer online tickets now before they sell out!
Call all your friends on your Obamaphone and tell them to come too!
Price gouging is sure to abound! It will be fun for everyone! Reminisce about the good old days when you could actually find ammo, let alone afford it!
Be amazed at the people selling tomato seeds for $5 per pack!
Be blown away by a magnesium fire starter, the eigth most common element in the earths crust, and the ninth in the known universe, for only $39.99!!!
Pick up your jaw off the floor by finding gently used GI mags for your ar-15 pre-loaded with lake city green tip for a paltry FIFTY DOLLARS EACH!!!!
Pick up a couple pallets of mildly corroded ammunition in tetanus inducing tins that may or may not have been in some third world country for the last 75 years, at the bottom of a well or something....
Find some rare steel cased ammo from russia for a bargain price of $500/k
Get the last case of Federal XM193 in existence for a measly $2k/k
Pick up a soon to be banned AR/AK/Saiga/Body Armor/FNfiveseven/uzi/highcapmag/strikeanywherematches/whatever!!!!! GET THEM WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!
Stand in line for a few hours and talk about how obama sucks and doesn't have a real birth certificate while you freeze your nuts off and some security guard keeps moving the damn line.
Pass coupons down the line, set them in a pile with a rock on top on that picnic table that is right near the ticket booths. Grab some more on your way out for next time!
Pay eleven bucks for a cheeseburger, fries and a pepsi while you watch a line of rednecks clean out the ATM $200 at a time so they can pay cash for that SKS and avoid the 3% markup for plastic.
While you are in the cafeteria, look for a group of moody loners toward the back wall and introduce yourself! We will all be gathered around a lonely coffee cup sometime around 11 on saturday!
That's awesome.