To the pretty lady at the gym,
I want to congratulate you on your latest achievement. I know it was a struggle to put the dumbbells back on the rack. Every time before today you just simply left them where you were working out. Well, to my surprise you actually put them back on the rack this morning! I was so happy. I bet you just didnt know how to put them back before. Someone must have enlightened you to the proper gym etiquette.
Now that you have conquered this hill, I want you to start a new goal. When you put the weights back on the rack, they have this technology call "numbers". If you look real close on the dumbbells, you will see these "numbers". Typically, these numbers equal the amount of weight you are using. Well, guess what? They put those crazy numbers on the rack too! This means, that when you pick up a set of 30 pound dumb bells, you can put it back where you found it by matching those numbers!!!
Wow, I know thats a lot to take in. But thanks for you continued co-operation in making the gym experience pleasurable for everyone.
You are cute, and in great shape. But why do you have to be so ignorant?
Thanks,
Rifleguy81
She is real cute though!
ETA: Grammar Nazis