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Posted: 4/30/2009 6:01:20 AM EDT
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LMAO!!!!! Great post!
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Posted: 4/30/2009 6:17:40 AM EDT
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More like swill flu.
 
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Posted: 4/30/2009 7:39:04 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/30/2009 7:51:00 AM EDT
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OH NOZ TEH PIGGY FLU
OH NOZ TEH R IN MUH DREEMZ HALP HALP COUGH BEER DOEZNT WORK GOIN HOME NOW BYE |
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Posted: 4/30/2009 8:01:27 AM EDT
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BEER DOEZNT WORK YOU NEEDZ MORE BEERZ!!!111 2 WILL ONLY FEED IT! DRINK MORE BEEERZZ!!!1 |
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Posted: 4/30/2009 8:09:44 AM EDT
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I can't wait to go to work this weekend with all the idiots going to the ER for testing and treatment of swine flu. The media really gets the mentaly unstable people worked up for us.
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Posted: 4/30/2009 8:21:16 AM EDT
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Why is it always two beers? Never three, or one. Always two.
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Posted: 4/30/2009 8:55:15 AM EDT
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Why is it always two beers? Never three, or one. Always two. I remember one time in college me and a buddy were driving home from a club. He was driving because he didn't drink and I was hammered. Anyways cops pull us over, and one gives him the rigmarole have you had anything to drink, I smell alcohol in the vehicle etc...(he smelled alcohol because I drank a shitload). Well the other cop stats talking to me and says have you been drinking? I said yep, beer. So he says how many? I say between 16 and 22, I'm not sure because I'm pretty drunk. Well he laughed and said at least you didn't say two. No ticket, just a be safe and use your signals. |
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Posted: 4/30/2009 9:59:50 AM EDT
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I can't wait to go to work this weekend with all the idiots going to the ER for testing and treatment of swine flu. The media really gets the mentaly unstable people worked up for us. Yea, my wife is a school nurse, she said that even kids at the highschool are flooding into the healthroom thinking they are going to die from swine flu. I guess a bunch of them are asking for masks to wear too... |
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Posted: 4/30/2009 3:43:06 PM EDT
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Why is it always two beers? Never three, or one. Always two. I remember one time in college me and a buddy were driving home from a club. He was driving because he didn't drink and I was hammered. Anyways cops pull us over, and one gives him the rigmarole have you had anything to drink, I smell alcohol in the vehicle etc...(he smelled alcohol because I drank a shitload). Well the other cop stats talking to me and says have you been drinking? I said yep, beer. So he says how many? I say between 16 and 22, I'm not sure because I'm pretty drunk. Well he laughed and said at least you didn't say two. No ticket, just a be safe and use your signals. I had that happen once. got pulled over cause the cop didnt think i waited long enough at the stop sign. My friend is sloshed. Car smells like a brewery. I get a sobriety check and jerked around for 10 min or so. Right before he lets us go he looks at my friend and says " Be sure he gets home ok." WTF? He may as well have been talking to himself. |
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