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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Obama's Healthcare Speech, Condensed.

Posted: 9/18/2009 7:31:28 AM EDT

The
economy is bad because of Bush. It is pulled back from the brink of
disaster because of me. It's still going to be bad for a while. Because
of Bush. It's time to look to the future.

Sometimes people are treated badly by insurance companies. That's un-American. Why can't we be more like the rest of the world?

If you have insurance,
you'll be able to keep it. If you don't, that's bad, because people who
have insurance have to pay for you. That's not fair to the people who
pay insurance. Really, it's kind of socialistic. So, I'll make you buy
insurance, unless you can't, in which case I'll make other people buy
it for you.

I would never do anything
that would run up huge deficits. Honest. Also, when they're not
stealing your tonsils and hacking off your feet just for the fees,
doctors are pretty good people.

There's waste, fraud and abuse in health care, which is why it needs to be taken over by the government.

People who say bad things
about my health care plan are liars and dreadful human beings. There
needs to be more civility in this discussion. Bush caused 9-11. People
who say bad things about my health care plan are trying to scare
people, and everybody's going to die if we don't get this thing passed
now.

My office has been open to my evil-mongering opponents.

Let's do this for the
bloated, corrupt corpse of Teddy Kennedy. He knows the sheer terror and
helplessness of coming to and realizing you've left someone to drown in
your automobile. It's the American way.

I want to be historic, and if you don't let me, I'm going to stomp my foot take my teleprompter and go home.

The End.

Posted: 9/18/2009 7:37:52 AM EDT

[#1]

bravo good sir.

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Posted: 9/18/2009 7:47:43 AM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:

bravo good sir.

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FTR, i swiped that from a post on the 4x4 club's site........where it was probly swiped from elsewhere.

Posted: 9/18/2009 7:53:49 AM EDT

[#3]

oh i knew you didnt write it. To many big words.

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Posted: 9/18/2009 8:04:43 AM EDT

[#4]

Thats funny stuff right there.

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Obama's Healthcare Speech, Condensed.

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