I remember sailing out of the port of 2 harbors in avalon with a good crew of misfits.. one of these right stuped fools droped his pistol in the bottom of the harbor..
most of these boys no nothing bout piracey..
its all about Roberts.. the dread pirate roberts.. he'd run ya through without a thought..
*thinks i should grab my pistol and go steal a new sword then ya all be in troubble..*
You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!
The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!
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