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Posted: 5/22/2005 9:42:41 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/22/2005 10:10:12 PM EDT by ishoot2live]
Please feel free to add more requirements, so we can get the best Dupe Policemen in our forums.

Thanks.

Be Safe.

Joe

OFFICIAL REQUIREMENTS FOR BECOMING THE DUPE POLICE:

1. Must be too cheap to spend 20 bucks on a "Team Membership"

2. Must be at least 300 lbs. (see photo)

3. Must whine like a little Sissy Biatch

4. Must have more than 1000 posts in three years

5. Must claim to have extensive gun knowledge, but not own one AR15

6. Must be self-centered

7. Must possess the ability to extremely piss people off in out of state forums

8. Must have no life (except the one lived on the computer)

9. Must appear to have really big balls, while at the same time possessing a secret "Honey Do" list in his wallet

10. Must first get permission from his “BIGGER” oops! Ahem, his “Big-Boned” better half before posting Dupe results

11. Must have a picture of Chuck (aka The Chuckster) Shumer on the ceiling of his bedroom

12. Must have a license plate frame on his means of transportation that says: “THIS VEHICLE INSURED BY HI-POINT”

13. Must be able to successfully complete the “El Presidente” Drill in at least 12 minutes

14. Must be able to successfully complete an obnoxious post response while simultaneously searching for more “Dupes”

15. Must be signed up with other forums where he can perform his “Dupe Police” duties

16. Must be unemployed at time of application to become a “Dupe Policeman”

17. Must be a nosy, intolerable bastard

18. Must be a Know-It-All

19. Must show proof of successful completion of a 3-Day Advanced Level firearms training course using only a Lorcin or Davis arms handgun

20. Must have at least three character references from other “Dupe Policemen”


If you think you have what it takes to be a forum "Dupe Policeman," please apply as soon as possible.....

The average "DUPE POLICEMAN"




Link Posted: 5/23/2005 7:33:07 AM EDT
Sorry to tell you Joe.... but that's a dupe

thanks,
Ron
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 7:41:36 AM EDT
DUPE, this is old news.
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 8:24:42 AM EDT
Didnt I ask you not to post that pic of me untill after the "fobby pouch" job?
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 3:10:25 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/23/2005 3:23:34 PM EDT by variable]
Joe - you are just WRONG..............

Someone please help this troop.............



BUT>>>>>>>>>

21. Must have more shit lashed on his/her Airsoft M4 that exceeds actual naked weapon weight.

22. Must have SIGNED pictures of Lara Croft (cartoon - NOT Angie Jolie) on his bedside table.

23. Bersa .380 auto stored in Freezer "just in case" (Condition one of course).

24. Bought the PONG video game just to relive a tragic sad past.

25. Has knots on the inside ankle area of his shoes because he/she can't bend over and tie the shoes in the middle.



V
OUT

Link Posted: 5/24/2005 9:47:51 PM EDT
26. Must have at least three baseball caps that say either, " Navy SEAL, Marine Recon, or SWAT."

27. Must have slept with fewer than 3 women in a 10 year period if not married. ( And not fewer than 5 men if married.)

28. Must have lived in parents basement until at least 30 years of age.

29. Must be able to recite entire script to all three lord of the rings movies. ( with appropriate accents.)
Link Posted: 5/25/2005 12:04:41 AM EDT

Originally Posted By leatherpuke:
26. Must have at least three baseball caps that say either, " Navy SEAL, Marine Recon, or SWAT."

27. Must have slept with fewer than 3 women in a 10 year period if not married. ( And not fewer than 5 men if married.)

28. Must have lived in parents basement until at least 30 years of age.

29. Must be able to recite entire script to all three lord of the rings movies. ( with appropriate accents.)



LMFAO!!!
Link Posted: 5/25/2005 12:07:48 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/25/2005 12:08:20 AM EDT by ishoot2live]

Originally Posted By variable:
Joe - you are just WRONG..............

Someone please help this troop.............



BUT>>>>>>>>>

21. Must have more shit lashed on his/her Airsoft M4 that exceeds actual naked weapon weight.

22. Must have SIGNED pictures of Lara Croft (cartoon - NOT Angie Jolie) on his bedside table.

23. Bersa .380 auto stored in Freezer "just in case" (Condition one of course).

24. Bought the PONG video game just to relive a tragic sad past.

25. Has knots on the inside ankle area of his shoes because he/she can't bend over and tie the shoes in the middle.



V
OUT




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