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Posted: 4/11/2006 9:59:30 AM EST
Everyone this is Reggie my pet lobster



I did everything I could to make this pet happy. Feeder fish, shrimp, blood worms...plants to murder. EVERYTHING!!

Last night I guess my lobster didnt find its home suitable any longer...she climbed out of the tank to nearly die in my entry way next to my shoes. I guess she was on to bigger and better places just forgot about how she needed water to survive.

Anyone hungry?
Link Posted: 4/11/2006 10:04:09 AM EST
This looks like a job for.....TANNERITE!!!
Link Posted: 4/11/2006 10:15:33 AM EST
Better places???




-z
Link Posted: 4/11/2006 10:20:07 AM EST
Let me guess, Reggie can see your TV from his tank, and you rented "Finding Nemo" recently?
Link Posted: 4/11/2006 10:20:51 AM EST
If it was shoes she was after...send her to 4xys2xxs. The proper venue for schooling in shoes.
Link Posted: 4/11/2006 10:24:16 AM EST
How do you know that little crustation is a she?....
Link Posted: 4/11/2006 10:31:28 AM EST

Originally Posted By R-32:
How do you know that little crustation is a she?....



uh...i had to look it up online...there is a small difference or something
Link Posted: 4/11/2006 10:34:28 AM EST
If they survive the jump it doesn't count. When you find them all dried up and crispy it counts as a jump.
Link Posted: 4/11/2006 3:44:37 PM EST
I can not believe that Reggie doesn't have a little crustation helmet since "she" lives up in a water filled skyscraper.

Another trajedy averted once again by the stark fist of Marlar I say.

Link Posted: 4/11/2006 8:13:26 PM EST
Sorry to hear about your crustacean. Are they really lobsters, or just pretty mudbugs?
Link Posted: 4/11/2006 8:35:33 PM EST
Link Posted: 4/11/2006 8:42:07 PM EST

Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER:
My pet lobster, Reggie...

WTF keeps a lobster as a pet?



Dont be an ass cause I have a lobster and you dont!
Link Posted: 4/12/2006 6:18:25 AM EST

Originally Posted By LargeMarge:

Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER:
My pet lobster, Reggie...

WTF keeps a lobster as a pet?



Dont be an ass cause I have a lobster and you dont!





I heard gunrunner had crabs.....
Link Posted: 4/12/2006 6:20:16 AM EST

Originally Posted By 69CougarXR7:

Originally Posted By LargeMarge:

Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER:
My pet lobster, Reggie...

WTF keeps a lobster as a pet?



Dont be an ass cause I have a lobster and you dont!





I heard gunrunner had crabs.....




No, you are thinking of TRG......oh wait, nevermind
Link Posted: 4/12/2006 7:37:16 AM EST

To really love a lobster
To understand her - you gotta know her deep inside
Hear every thought - see every dream
N’ give her wings - when she wants to fly
Then when you find yourself lyin’ helpless in her arms
Ya know ya really love a lobster

When you love a lobster you tell her
That she’s really wanted
When you love a lobster you tell her that she’s the one
Cuz she needs somebody to tell her
That it’s gonna last forever
So tell me have you ever really
- really really ever loved a lobster?

To really love a lobster
Let her hold you -
Til ya know how she needs to be touched
You’ve gotta breathe her - really taste her
Til you can feel her in your blood
N’ when you can see your unborn children in her eyes
Ya know ya really love a lobster

When you love a lobster
You tell her that she’s really wanted
When you love a lobster you tell her that she’s the one
Cuz she needs somebody to tell her
That you’ll always be together
So tell me have you ever really -
Really really ever loved a lobster?

You got to give her some faith - hold her tight
A little tenderness - gotta treat her right
She will be there for you, takin’ good care of you
Ya really gotta love your lobster...

Then when you find yourself lyin’ helpless in her arms
Ya know ya really love a lobster
When you love a lobster you tell her
That she’s really wanted
When you love a lobster you tell her that she’s the one
Cuz she needs somebody to tell her
That it’s gonna last forever
So tell me have you ever really
- really really ever loved a lobster?

Just tell me have you ever really,
Really, really, ever loved a lobster?
Just tell me have you ever really,
Really, really, ever loved a lobster?

-- Bryan Adams "Have you ever really loved a lobster"

Link Posted: 4/12/2006 8:51:59 AM EST
[Last Edit: 4/12/2006 9:42:53 AM EST by PCR-00]

Originally Posted By MrSparkle:

Gheyness
-- Bryan Adams






ETA: What a waste of post 5432
Link Posted: 4/12/2006 9:09:34 AM EST
Link Posted: 4/12/2006 9:15:03 AM EST
Link Posted: 4/12/2006 9:20:21 AM EST
Link Posted: 4/12/2006 9:20:52 AM EST
I actually had nightmares that my lobster/crayfish/mudbug was after me last night. I think I might have to get rid of it.
Link Posted: 4/12/2006 9:24:28 AM EST

Originally Posted By LargeMarge:
I actually had nightmares that my lobster/crayfish/mudbug was after me last night. I think I might have to get rid of it.







Link Posted: 4/12/2006 4:28:42 PM EST
[Last Edit: 4/12/2006 4:29:10 PM EST by voilsb]
So how big is your mudbug/crawfish/lobster? Maybe post a pic of it on your pink rifle? (for scale)
Link Posted: 4/12/2006 4:49:25 PM EST

Originally Posted By voilsb:
So how big is your mudbug/crawfish/lobster? Maybe post a pic of it on your pink rifle? (for scale)



Or wearing your helmet.
Link Posted: 4/13/2006 11:02:21 AM EST

Originally Posted By voilsb:
So how big is your mudbug/crawfish/lobster? Maybe post a pic of it on your pink rifle? (for scale)



Are you crazy?!?! You think I am actually going to touch that thing???
Link Posted: 4/13/2006 11:06:47 AM EST

Originally Posted By LargeMarge:

Originally Posted By voilsb:
So how big is your mudbug/crawfish/lobster? Maybe post a pic of it on your pink rifle? (for scale)



Are you crazy?!?! You think I am actually going to touch that thing???




The rifle or reggie the lesbian lobster?
Link Posted: 4/13/2006 11:38:54 AM EST
You have a pet that you don't pet?
Link Posted: 4/13/2006 11:51:50 AM EST
[Last Edit: 4/13/2006 11:52:11 AM EST by GrabMyWrist]

Originally Posted By LargeMarge:
Everyone this WAS Reggie my pet lobster
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I did everything I could to make this pet happy. Feeder fish, shrimp, blood worms...plants to murder. EVERYTHING!!

Last night I guess my lobster didnt find its home suitable any longer...she climbed out of the tank to nearly die in my entry way next to my shoes. I guess she was on to bigger and better places just forgot about how she needed water to survive.

Anyone hungry?



Fixed.
Link Posted: 4/13/2006 1:37:19 PM EST
So you have a pet lobster that you're not even willing to touch? That's nuts.
Link Posted: 4/13/2006 2:30:53 PM EST
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 2:48:04 PM EST

Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER:

Originally Posted By voilsb:
So you have a pet lobster that you're not even willing to touch? That's nuts.



There are a few ways I could go at this one.



Link Posted: 4/14/2006 2:48:36 PM EST
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 9:23:28 PM EST
Any up dates marge? Did he make it or did you have dinner?
Link Posted: 4/15/2006 2:11:20 PM EST

Originally Posted By RS_Coyote:
Any up dates marge? Did he make it or did you have dinner?



She did make it...going to the aquarium today to see if they will take it.
Link Posted: 4/15/2006 2:14:37 PM EST

Originally Posted By LargeMarge:

Originally Posted By RS_Coyote:
Any up dates marge? Did he make it or did you have dinner?


She did make it...going to the aquarium today to see if they will take it.



Make it a fresh water tank and I'll get ya a crawdad this summer.
Link Posted: 4/15/2006 2:51:37 PM EST
Link Posted: 4/15/2006 5:30:57 PM EST

Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER:

Originally Posted By LargeMarge:
.going to the aquarium today to see if they will take it.






Are you shitting us????




Hi....Would you fine folks be interested in my crawdad for an aquarium attraction.....Or perhaps just feed?



ohhhh gawd!!!




Hey stupid where the hell do you think I got it from???



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