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9/17/2020 5:59:48 PM
Posted: 11/2/2004 5:57:44 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/2/2004 6:26:11 AM EDT by BeetleBailey]
I know who will win the election.  I had a prophecy in a dream last night.  In my dream, I was involved in some conspiracy.  I was working along with some FBI or CIA agents, however, I was not one of them.  

At the latter part of the dream - I used a Glock with a hi-cap magazine.  That can only mean one thing - that Bush is going to win.  Because if it had been Kerry, I couldn't have had the hi-cap, since he would probably strip our second-amendment, God-given rights.

My prophecy will come true tonight - you'll see...
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 6:22:39 AM EDT
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 6:39:57 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/2/2004 6:41:09 AM EDT by BeetleBailey]

Originally Posted By BookHound:
Dude, you are weird.  You're cool, but weird.  




What, you don't have any good dreams like that?  Dude you're missing out.  I was having a dream the other morning before I woke up that I was caught behind enemy lines during WWII.  I was crawling through a graveyard back to safety when I looked back and saw a German muzzle covering me from a window.  About that time my wife slammed the bedroom door - I nearly shit the bed thinking I'd been shot!
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 6:54:13 AM EDT

Originally Posted By BeetleBailey:

Originally Posted By BookHound:
Dude, you are weird.  You're cool, but weird.  




What, you don't have any good dreams like that?  Dude you're missing out.  I was having a dream the other morning before I woke up that I was caught behind enemy lines during WWII.  I was crawling through a graveyard back to safety when I looked back and saw a German muzzle covering me from a window.  About that time my wife slammed the bedroom door - I nearly shit the bed thinking I'd been shot!



That's when I have my dreams as well...BEFORE I WAKE UP!  
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 6:57:08 AM EDT
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 6:57:09 AM EDT
I meant right before I woke up for the day!!
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 7:27:14 AM EDT
In your dream, did your ballistically fingerprinted Glock go KABOOM??????????????
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 7:56:16 AM EDT
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 8:46:42 AM EDT

Originally Posted By LARRYG:
In your dream, did your ballistically fingerprinted Glock go KABOOM??????????????



- Didn't get a chance to fire it, wife woke me up too early.  AGAIN!!!
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