Started off on a good note, the mother-in-law came out of ICU today.
Heading on down to the fun show, it's snowing and raining in Everett, got cut off by an asshat fucktard who dove in on me right before the eastbound Hwy2 offramp.
Stuck behind the jackass doing 35mph when the windshield wipers quit working.
Fuck me, now the snow is sticking to the windshield and I can't see shit.
I have my arm out the window (ala The Blues Brothers) wiping the side of the windshield with my hand so I can see.
Get over to the right of the Hwy, a little past where the right lane ends, put on the emergency flashers, get out and survey the situation.
Thought I was going to have to draw down on some of those assholes who didn't understand what the fuck a "lane ends, merge left" sign means.
Check the fuse, that's not the problem.
Fuck, the wiper motor is fucked.
Turn the ignition switch on, hit the wipers, I can hear the motor running but noe wipers, and now I can hear a lound "clunk" coming from under the front cowl.
Fuckity-fuck-fuck-fuck.
The wiper arm linkage is either broken or disconnected.
R-32 calls, I tell him what the problem is, he is full of ideas on how to fix it.
I am getting worried about the fucktards who are getting close to me, so I tell him (I'll let him tell you what I said to him -
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Fuck, it, "I limp on down the shoulder on the rim" (song reference: What song does that lyric come from?) to the Eby slough exit and park it under the bridge.
R-32 comes with his 3 foot tall plastic toolbox.
We open it up to look for a cresent wrench to remove the wiper arms, all there is in the box is a bunch of junk with some crap thrown in for good measure.
Good thing R-32 had his Gerber and I had my tire iron.
Get the plastic cowl removed and see the problem, the linkage has fallen off.
R-32 fixes it, op-check it and after 20 wipes it falls off again.
We fuck with it for 10 minutes, then deciede to carry on to Monroe.
It actually stays on for 20 miles or so, then it falls off.
By this time it's stopped raining and snowing so hard, so we press on to the fun show.
Stop to eat, R-32 is in love with the waitresses boobies.
Go to Shucks to buy some zip ties to zip tie it together, get back to the truck, that idea does not work.
R-32 suggests a bungee cord, I don't have one small enough, R-32 does.
We get the wiper arms tied up with the bungee cord, it looks like it will hold.
Go into the show and see the same crap I saw yesterday.
R-32 buys some serious Fudd ammo (Ruger .204).
R-32 leaves me his toolbox (the Gerber tool) and I take off.
It's snowing and raining again, so I set the wiper on intermittant/slow.
It holds together, I stop in Marysville to gas up, buy some Rain-X and put it on.
Rain-X works great, don't need the wipers as long as I am moving over 50 mph.
Get to Smokey Point and it stops raining.
Got home, had to use the wipers a little bit more.
Everything looks good.
Gotta call up Nissan tomorrow to buy a couple of plastic snap ends for the metal ball rods on the wiper linkage arms.
Thanks R-32.