ada evening new bigfoot story

Bigfoot definitely exists!  I've been seeing him the last couple of days doing commercials for Mythbusters!  And he's a Canuck!

Ya, now we have bigfoot fingerprints, and he loves buttered popcorn, thats how he got the prints....


Guys, I would really like to beleive, I dont say yes, or no.

BUT lets have some hard evidence, a body will be a nice start.

I am going to stay nuetral but optomistic.  I am down for a little exploration but I am not going to dwell on it unless something proves otherwise.

Quoted: I am going to stay nuetral but optomistic.  I am down for a little exploration but I am not going to dwell on it unless something proves otherwise.

Concern yourself with that damn flashing light and these damn fires.

Quoted: Bigfoot definitely exists!  I've been seeing him the last couple of days doing commercials for Mythbusters!  And he's a Canuck!

Yep saw them as well, I didn't know Bigfoot was Canadian either.....

if this dude has a pics like he claims, then why didn't he have that published in the paper instead of a cup and leg bone of a cow?, and if theres an estimated 45 living in sulfur at the park, why hasn't anybody else mentioned them since its a fairly popular place to swim and camp?

I might need to start hanging out in sulfur.

MLW>"<  

Quoted: Quoted: I am going to stay nuetral but optomistic.  I am down for a little exploration but I am not going to dwell on it unless something proves otherwise. Concern yourself with that damn flashing light and these damn fires.

oh yes, i am very concerned about the light.  The fires will go away but some action will need be taken for the light.

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I am going to stay nuetral but optomistic.  I am down for a little exploration but I am not going to dwell on it unless something proves otherwise. Concern yourself with that damn flashing light and these damn fires. oh yes, i am very concerned about the light.  The fires will go away but some action will need be taken for the light.

Anyway we can get it changed to a differant color? Also there are nights it is turned off.

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I am going to stay nuetral but optomistic.  I am down for a little exploration but I am not going to dwell on it unless something proves otherwise. Concern yourself with that damn flashing light and these damn fires. oh yes, i am very concerned about the light.  The fires will go away but some action will need be taken for the light. Anyway we can get it changed to a differant color? Also there are nights it is turned off.

I wish they would turn it back to the slow red.  I didnt like it but its a heck of alot better then the eleventy billion candle power camera flash every second.

If anyone knows someone that works at Haskell-Lemon, ask them about their facility up on I-35 in north OKlahoma County. Then casually mention Bigfoot! See what they say!

Ndenway, you and me are gonna go Bigfoot hunting one of these days. I'm gonna take another guy along to protect me just in case you shoot me so you don't have to worry about outrunning me if Bigfoot chases us!

Quoted: if this dude has a pics like he claims, then why didn't he have that published in the paper instead of a cup and leg bone of a cow?, and if theres an estimated 45 living in sulfur at the park, why hasn't anybody else mentioned them since its a fairly popular place to swim and camp? I might need to start hanging out in sulfur. MLW>"<

Brother L, there are SEVERAL people that have SIGHTED the creatures in Platte Chickasaw National Park, dating back several years. It just doesn't make the news very often and is almost always ignored in the large town newspapers.
Seems like I remember a story about one of the creatures watching some kids riding bicylces on trails and was so fascinated, it didn't realize other people were watching it! I believe the story was in Oklahoma Today a few months ago pumping up the Honobia Bigfoot Festival.

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Guess what it will take to convince Acman?

Quoted: Quoted: Guess what it will take to convince Acman?

READ MY LIPS                bigfoot =


I have no doubt danc you take me, nden and jeff with you to where bigfoot is.............. you'll be as safe as a baby in it's momas arms........untill we get tired of sitting around waiting on something that aint real and won't show up.......at wich time we're gona bust out the bottles   and start telling lies about women we don't even know.............and I'm gona beat a dead horse  telling you I told you so

Being on a Bigfoot hunt with you guys would be the experience of a lifetime!
Before I invite you to go I have to tell you no berets, scarves, or bowie knives will be allowed!
That way you won't have to go out and buy some, ACman! I know you're just itching to do that too!  
Seriously, to actually hunt one, a lot of recon and prep work will have to be done. To bag one, it's gonna take some doing. First, the land or area will need to be mapped, topoed, and aerial photographed.
Not too hard to do. Permission to got into the area may be needed. Bagging one (or several) might be easier than you think. It'll have to be a night hunt. Then plans will have to laid out for dismemberiing the body - take the head, feet,  and hands as quickly as possible. Photographed, videos, the whole schmiel will have to be done while all this is taking place.
Then what do you do with the head, feet, and hands? Put them up for auction or haul ass to the nearest TV or newspaper? One for money, the other for notoriety and the lecture circuit or late night TV shows which might bring in some nice cash quickly. But the killer of Bigfoot may catch hell from a whole lot of people.
Oprah may be too much of a tree hugger for us to do her show. Jerry Skinner is too much of a charlatan to deal with. Like I said, it's kind of like walking on the razor's edge.
The only responsible party I would be willing to deal with is the History Channel.
You may think I am joking. Or maybe not. I've already been through talking guys out of setting an ambush up for one at Concho.
Now I am seriously thinking of bagging one. But I/we may have to kill more than one - as many as 2 to 4 more to escape with body parts.
It really is "hairy" and I don't mean that as a pun!
You kill one, the fur will be flying fast and furious, again, no pun intended.. And holding on to overcome your innate fear of these creatures may be more than we can do to carry through with even a well thought out plan.

Quoted: Being on a Bigfoot hunt with you guys would be the experience of a lifetime! Before I invite you to go I have to tell you no berets, scarves, or bowie knives will be allowed! That way you won't have to go out and buy some, ACman! I know you're just itching to do that too!   Then plans will have to laid out for dismemberiing the body - take the head, feet,  and hands as quickly as possible. Now I am seriously thinking of bagging one. But I/we may have to kill more than one - as many as 2 to 4 more to escape with body parts. It really is "hairy" and I don't mean that as a pun! You kill one, the fur will be flying fast and furious, again, no pun intended.. And holding on to overcome your innate fear of these creatures may be more than we can do to carry through with even a well thought out plan.

Sounds like alot of the hunting party is gonna get shot n butchered up to me. That'd be pretty shitty.....everyone hangin out after the kill/ dismemberment.....
ndenway-"hey, where's acman?"
Danc-  "I donno but I got the sortof hairy ass of a BigFoot over here....pretty pale skinned n didn't realize bigfoot wore tidy whities either".....

only thing ya'll gotta worry about is if I run outta ammo, you won't have to worry bout out running bigfoot cause I'll use one of ya'll as a shield or a club, I'm gonna be the one laughing with the tv host about how I had  narrowly escaped an deadly encounter with bigfoot and how if t wasn't for ya'll given your lives I wouldn't be here today to tell the story, but I bout like acman when it come to on bigfoot till I see some first hand proof.


here the senerio I think will happen,

me and Dan, meet Jeff and acman in sulfur, we find a spot and hide out in ambush of biggy, were all quiet for a long time, then I and Dan catches a whiff and whispers "I think ones near, I can smell him" and acman and Jeff reply at the same time "yeah me too", and I look at ya'll funny and say "what, I don't smell nothin".

well the smell passes and Dan says " I think we musta spooked it or something cause it passed us by" and acmans say "yea, I'm thirsty" and me and Jeff agree and nod our heads, then I say " hey I got any ice chest full of beer in the back of Dans truck and a bottle of JD in my pocket"

and acman says "hell yeah, lets have a drink"


then we all get drunk and start telling lies and shit, come near morning ya'll all agree that you smelled something pretty bad and heard some rustling and we do some power thinking and come up with a story that we'll all tell about the biggy ya'll smelled and heard and become some big bad assed bigfoot hunters that tell about the time we found biggy down in sulfer and cranked off a bunch of rounds and hit two of them fatiliy but there was a whole shit pot of them and they drug them dead ones off while we was reloading and securing the area from attack, since they was throwing rocks and sticks and sreiking and we was bout frightend outta our skins and how the episode scared acman so bad that he shit himself and Jeff made him ride in the back all the way back to colbert.

when realy what had happened was we got drunker than hell, made up a somewhat beleivable tale but don't have a shread of evidence to prove it, and acman did realy shit himself though, he was trying to out me and laid a goose egg in his shorts and Jeff did make him ride in back of his own truck, thats the story I'm telling when we don't find shit in sulfur, well one of us finds some shit but he ain't telling the story of how it happened.


>"<MLW>"<

Quoted: Sounds like alot of the hunting party is gonna get shot n butchered up to me. ..

Maybe I forgot to mention, I'd be the only one to carry a rifle!

Quoted: Quoted: Sounds like alot of the hunting party is gonna get shot n butchered up to me. .. Maybe I forgot to mention, I'd be the only one to carry a rifle!

good deal, that means I'll be able to carry more booze since I won't have a heavy gun and ammo weighting me down, and I'll have an excuse for wearing my red beret, black scarf, dark shades and big assed randell fighting knife, and when BigFoot shows, I'll do my impersonation of "Chunk Norris" and up and , hopefully that'll give Dan a chance to him, if it doesn't kill bigfoot and just pisses him off then it'll be Dan that feels bigfoots wrath, probably something simular to this .


MLW>"<

hey I just thought of something, don't bigfeet have a curiosity complex like cats?, if so we'll have acman lay his taurus out and biggy'll come along and find it, pick it up and pull the trigger, acmans pistol will spit lead and knock old nygen foots eye out and we'll jump out with a net and capture one alive, but blind.

MLW>"<

The best Bigfoot attractant I can think of is Rat strapped across a stump!
I'm telling you it would work! Besides, Rat needs the action!

No berets, scarves, or bowie knifes will be allowed!

whatever you guys plan on doing just dont leave me out.  I am down with a bigfoot hunt with booze and guns or whatever.  I am easy to please.

Also to add,  I used to be a Butcher if that will help any at all

I thought I had someone halfway turned around on this issue - from denial to open mind. I was mistaken. Like I have said before, had it not been for the Concho tape (which I never saw) and the proximity of SOMETHING that spooked me and two others at Concho, I would not be convinced these creatures could exist.
As far as being up for a hunt, I'm going. But it will not be a drinking binge, stumble around in the dark, or a cluster f*ck. If I go, I'm going to make every effort to be successful.
They are NOT afraid of people. That is the SCARY part! It is something that has existed around man, adapted to the environment far better than we ever could. THEY are the TOP of the food chain.
Deer are now more widespread than people would have believed 30 years ago. As the deer population has increased, mountain lions are now being sighted in places they have not been seen in over a 100 years. These creatures hunt deer. As the deer have increased in population, they probably have too.
It will take two or three body parts taken to different media, i.e. a head to a TV station in Tulsa, a foot or hand to OKC, another part to Dallas, etc. to make sure the "discovery" is not stopped immediately.
It can be done, but it can't be a half-assed effort by those who think it is funny, something out of their normal routine, or just to be there.
Yeah, I BELIEVE!

Quoted: I thought I had someone halfway turned around on this issue - from denial to open mind. I was mistaken. Like I have said before, had it not been for the Concho tape (which I never saw) and the proximity of SOMETHING that spooked me and two others at Concho, I would not be convinced these creatures could exist. As far as being up for a hunt, I'm going. But it will not be a drinking binge, stumble around in the dark, or a cluster f*ck. If I go, I'm going to make every effort to be successful. They are NOT afraid of people. That is the SCARY part! It is something that has existed around man, adapted to the environment far better than we ever could. THEY are the TOP of the food chain. Deer are now more widespread than people would have believed 30 years ago. As the deer population has increased, mountain lions are now being sighted in places they have not been seen in over a 100 years. These creatures hunt deer. As the deer have increased in population, they probably have too. It will take two or three body parts taken to different media, i.e. a head to a TV station in Tulsa, a foot or hand to OKC, another part to Dallas, etc. to make sure the "discovery" is not stopped immediately. It can be done, but it can't be a half-assed effort by those who think it is funny, something out of their normal routine, or just to be there. Yeah, I BELIEVE!

well if no booze then at least guns and or explosives will be cool.  I am down with stocking/being stalked in the woods

well its not that I don't beleive, its that I'm only 50% sure, the other 50% gonna take some concrete evidence to make me a true beleiver, still alot of fun to get you going though, I'm up for a hunt as long as I don't have climb any trees and det to do some bullshittin round the camp fire.

MLW>"<

Quoted: I thought I had someone halfway turned around on this issue - from denial to open mind. I was mistaken. Like I have said before, had it not been for the Concho tape (which I never saw) and the proximity of SOMETHING that spooked me and two others at Concho, I would not be convinced these creatures could exist.As far as being up for a hunt, I'm going. But it will not be a drinking binge, stumble around in the dark, or a cluster f*ck. If I go, I'm going to make every effort to be successful. They are NOT afraid of people.  show me a big game animal that really is   That is the SCARY part! It is something that has existed around man, adapted to the environment far better than we ever could. THEY are the TOP of the food chain.  not really most large animals aren't really scared of people and and an imaginary bigfoot aint the top of the food chain people are   on dry land and a great white shark is when your in the ocean Deer are now more widespread than people would have believed 30 years ago. As the deer population has increased, mountain lions are now being sighted in places they have not been seen in over a 100 years. These creatures hunt deer. As the deer have increased in population, they probably have too. It will take two or three body parts taken to different media, i.e. a head to a TV station in Tulsa, a foot or hand to OKC, another part to Dallas, etc. to make sure the "discovery" is not stopped immediately. It can be done, but it can't be a half-assed effort by those who think it is funny, something out of their normal routine, or just to be there. Yeah, I BELIEVE!

Someone please read the red that I've highlighted ...................I didn't change danc's words like he does mine those are his words.............


Smoke and mirrors

I don't even think danc really believe's now I think he's just being silly

YOU cant be half assing the bigfoot hunt........wouldn't want to have any fun while looking for the boogy man which theirs absolutely no evidence of........

It's all a hoax their never was a tape never has been of anything except goofs dressing up in gorilla suit's and acting silly..............






One other thing with the amount of game cam's in the woods if bigfoot was real their would be pics of him by now
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Quoted: Smoke and mirrors One other thing with the amount of game cam's in the woods if bigfoot was real their would be pics of him by now bigfoot=

if he was as intelligent as its said, then he'd have his tinfoil tight and would be able to avoid the cams, the cams that come up missing are probably being used by ole biggy to make some bigfoot porn of him and his ample harem, I could almost picture it in my mind........here imagine with me if you will.......................................words fade to imagination..........................................

after ole biggy has his girlfriend over ona date down at the local grease bin behind taco bell they head to his layer where he has a few game cams skillfully hidden ........

biggy: yeah babe make yourself at home on them german sheppard rugs.

girl biggy: oh biggy these hides are soft.

biggy: yeah babe, skinned offa young pups, then made some sheppard tartar.

girl biggy: eemmm!, sounds tasty.

biggy: it was, but you wanna know whats really tasty?

girl biggy: yeah.

biggy: you, rharharharhahrahrah.............now lay back and I'll get my cuffs made from the jaw bone of a pit bull that tried to bite me..............roarararaoraor..................

girl biggy: oh biggy.

biggy: who's ya daddy you smelly hairy assed sashquatch bitch..........roaraaoaoroaroaroaoroa........

girl biggy: ooohhohohoohohhohhho bigggggyyyy, you know that turns me on when you talk nasty.

biggy: now get dat hairy funky smellin mangey dog gobblin matted out nappy hair ass up in da air.....roaroroaoraooaraoroaroaoroaoaa........where I can ride ya like a stolen mongoose bike with mag wheels and nobbies and a bannana seat for two.

girl biggy: ohohohohohhooohhoho biggggyyyyyy..................r-u-n.r-u-n.r-u-n...................

biggy: whattda ya mean?.. r-u-n.r-u-n...

girl biggy: looks over shoulder and gives that look..........rat you know the one......and grunts out something only bigfoots understand.

biggy: whattda ya mean? is that it.

in come the midgets carrying antique furniture.........................................................................and game cam porn.

MLW>"<

Ndenway, you probably have ol' Rat all excited and he's locked in his bathroom for the next two days!
ACman, I never saw the tape but someone who has had my back in hairy sh*t did. I believe him when he tells me it was a real surveillance tape. He was also one of the shooters on the range when we got spooked. The Parker tape, my uncle's sighting, and many other things have me solidly convinced they exist. The ones at Concho are not 8' or 9' tall, more like 5' to 6'. There may be more than one species of the critter.
You guys can egg me on, I'll stand up and say what I believe.
We'll see some day!