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Posted: 12/14/2002 5:04:31 PM EST
Starting with Kalifornistan!!!

Just kidding.....

I think we know how cool it is to live in Florida!!

You know everyone has got to be jealous....Ha!

Just checking in..
NAKED
Link Posted: 12/14/2002 5:19:59 PM EST
[Last Edit: 12/14/2002 5:20:23 PM EST by FALARAK]
<-- is not jealous at all.
Link Posted: 12/14/2002 5:27:49 PM EST
Yes it is


NAKED,would you like me to get you another pina colada while I'm up?
Link Posted: 12/14/2002 5:40:57 PM EST
Thanks C_B....that would be nice. I got BEACH sand all over my glass though. Be careful.

While your up...could you tell those topless chicks they need to turn now?

Ahhhhhhhhhhh...70 in December!

Got to be sinful, I tell ya!


Link Posted: 12/14/2002 5:47:20 PM EST
I'll turn my self,don't want to wake them.
Link Posted: 12/14/2002 5:50:43 PM EST
Yeah-but you guys are stuck with McUZI.
Link Posted: 12/14/2002 6:00:07 PM EST
will you sumbitches send some sunshine up north please?
Link Posted: 12/14/2002 6:04:33 PM EST
This board is just like real life...have anything named FLORIDA and the tourist from other states show up!!! Ahhhhhhhhhh...LMAO!!!
Link Posted: 12/14/2002 6:11:34 PM EST
LOL! Good point,what do you think about a Florida AR-15?

Some Mickey Mouse ears and a few sea shells and we can't have one fine shoot'n iron
Link Posted: 12/14/2002 6:22:21 PM EST


It's real easy to trash other states when you live in THE GREAT FREE STATE OF ARIZONA !!!

Link Posted: 12/14/2002 6:33:15 PM EST
Yeah, right sniper...thats what I wanna do. Leave babes and beaches for desert and lizards! Yah! Right.

Again...2 actual Florida residents and 5 tourist on board...just like real life. Dang tourist!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Link Posted: 12/15/2002 6:41:18 AM EST
Florida.. It's Americas "wang", who wouldn't be jealous. Or maybe it's just penis envy. BTW it is getting a little cold here. Last week I had to wear long sleeves at the range. It was wicked, must have been 65 or so. Maybe tomorrow will be nicer.
Link Posted: 12/15/2002 11:26:13 AM EST
Damn, getting tourists by the car load... Soon they'll be talking about how much better it is where they came from.
Link Posted: 12/15/2002 11:44:11 AM EST

Originally Posted By llanero:
Yeah-but you guys are stuck with McUZI.



..........and Palmetto Bugs {roaches}
Link Posted: 12/15/2002 9:53:52 PM EST

Originally Posted By Max_Power:
Florida.. It's Americas "wang", who wouldn't be jealous. Or maybe it's just penis envy. BTW it is getting a little cold here. Last week I had to wear long sleeves at the range. It was wicked, must have been 65 or so. Maybe tomorrow will be nicer.



Its PENINSULA envy.

Yeah, life sure sucks down here in Florida...I mean, just the other day I was out shooting machine guns with some of the www.floridashootersnetwork.com guys at Pop,s...and I almost didn't make it home in time to go fishing and catch that gigantic snook.
I just BARELY made it to the boat ramp in time to meet my friends, because I had to stop and help this poor bikini clad (in December) 22 year old blond change her flat tire on the side of the road.
And the worst part...she tracked some sand onto the floor mat of my Durango from her sandals when I let her sit in there while I took care of her flat...And I almost got BRAIN FREEZE from the frozen rum runner she brought me from across the street.
Yeah....Florida SUCKS!
Link Posted: 12/16/2002 4:15:34 AM EST

Originally Posted By madmedic:

Its PENINSULA envy.

Yeah, life sure sucks down here in Florida...I mean, just the other day I was out shooting machine guns with some of the www.floridashootersnetwork.com guys at Pop,s...and I almost didn't make it home in time to go fishing and catch that gigantic snook.
I just BARELY made it to the boat ramp in time to meet my friends, because I had to stop and help this poor bikini clad (in December) 22 year old blond change her flat tire on the side of the road.
And the worst part...she tracked some sand onto the floor mat of my Durango from her sandals when I let her sit in there while I took care of her flat...And I almost got BRAIN FREEZE from the frozen rum runner she brought me from across the street.
Yeah....Florida SUCKS!




Yeah, it's tough. Maybe we can form a support group or something.
Link Posted: 12/16/2002 12:10:29 PM EST
DID SOMEBODY SAY SNOOK?!?
Hummmmmmmmmmmm
Link Posted: 12/27/2002 1:41:41 PM EST
Sorry, but it is cool to live in ND...
Link Posted: 12/27/2002 5:05:09 PM EST
love the sunshine, hate the visitors
Link Posted: 1/2/2003 5:58:59 AM EST
To all those who aren't fortunate enough to live in Florida (the parts that still speak English, anyway...)

Yesterday, New Year's Day, was characterized by clear blue skies, lots of sun, and temperatures in the upper 70's. The winter has been mild enough that as I write this, my nephews are splashing in my pool. The water isn't cool enough to keep me out of it, either.

The only bad thing about this state is that there are too many invaders coming in from other states, wrecking the view with all the damned condos on the beach and congesting the roads, and turning all the cool open land into uncool housing developments.

An acre of woods is worth more than a thousand acres of housing, in my opinion.

CJ

Link Posted: 1/3/2003 8:48:55 PM EST
Howdy y'all. I'm an honest to God Florida Native(as is my son, and grandson - yeah, we're an endangered species, I know) that resides in Lakeland. I've only missed 6 states, out of the 50 (I'm a pipefitter by trade), and there's no place like home! Think those Nawthunahs & Canucks are bad down here?? Ya oughtta see 'em on their home turf!! Thank God they haven't been able (yet!) to turn what's left of our state into what they've abandoned where they've come from. Not that there's any lack of good folks in other states - hell, I've got friends (firearms friendly, of course) all over the country, but WHY do so many of 'em have to leave their brains in their home state(s) when they come here? :-}
Hey Redray - it's about time somebody spelled "sumbitches" right! ;-} I'll try and see what I can do about the sunshine - or lack thereof!
Am I prejudiced?? Hell no,I'm an equal opportunity offender who happens to be convinced that his state is the best place to be ;-} Why the heck else would everybody in the known world be convinced that they've gotta move here? LOL,
Mike.
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