Hey all-we just opened up a new business in Tempe. It's a full service funeral home called SereniCare.   Check out our website. http://www.serenicare.com/arizona/

A few main things that set us apart is our prices (about 30% lower than anywhere in the valley), and the services we provide.

I hope we never see any of your ugly mugs down here, but in the unfortunate event that a service like ours is needed-you can trust that we will take good care of you and your loved ones.  

My business parter and our Funeral Director and I are all active and avid shooters as well!

Tanks for looking and supporting us!  

IM me if you have any questions!

This is now an official ask the funeral director a question thread!


Strangest customer request in your line of work? To be buried with an object or something?

Ever have a corpse set up on you?

DBL TAP!

The link is fixed!

What do you say when you have to speak at someones funeral who was a dirtbag in life? Like for example a guy who overdosed on drugs or died during a robbery attempt?

Actually - nothing to crazy yet.

We did have one Chinese family buy a $30,000 SOILD COPPER casket for Grandma at our Utah office...and no, I wont tell you where it is!  lol.

well  next time I revise my will I will try to remember to request your services I suppose. lol

You talk about the people that loved them and will miss them.



 

I went to a funeral for a guy I grew up with. He was a huge dirtbag. He was pretty much born, did drugs and broke the law every chance he got and then he died of an overdose. The world is a better place without him, he was selfish and every few years he would hurt someone else, himself, or his family through his actions and then he would repeat the process.  I went to the funeral to show support for the family and the funeral director worded his eulogy so magically I was impressed. In not so many words he said the guy was a dirt bag but those who knew him will mourn his passing. He used a lot of phrases like "While he didn't lead the most fulfilled life those who knew him loved him". The whole time I just kept thinking how fucking hard it had to have been to write even semi-nice things about such a bad person and how do you even write nice things about such a rotten nasty person. I couldn't do it.



 

I looked at your site.



Let's say a guy wanted you to let you cremate him and then let the VA handle the burial, marker, plot and grave side service.  



Do you coordinate that so a grieving widow doesn't have to mess with VA bureaucracy?

Of course.  One of the things we do is help the pre-planning of the final arrangements.  We will do as little or as much as you need us to.  Our caseworkers can even help you coordinate all of the arrangements (for free).  We also have some plans that let you pay for the costs in advance (either all at once or spread out), so your family doesn't have to.  It also hedges against inflation.

One of the things we feel sets us apart is the options we give people.  A lot of funeral homes will tell you "no" , or make you come in to discuss further.  We try to be up front with no BS.  

Hope that helps.  IF you have any questions, IM me your number and we can chat.

Boy that's a dead business you've got yourself in to there.

Actially not - people are dyin to get in...

Even with your... stiff prices?