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Posted: 8/2/2005 11:02:35 AM EDT
Went to the VA and talked to the doctors about my gimpy hip. I'm still ten pounds over what they want me at, so I'm on the hook to be below 250 after Christmas. We are meeting again in January, with a tenative date for having the operation in April. I don't know when in April, it's just a ball park date. After the operation, I'll be on crutches for six weeks. Then gimping around until I can walk normally with a fake hip.

Hopefully, there will be a shoot sometime soon after I recover so I can tactically test my Bionic Mech Warrior hardware. This may require a new avatar... Hmmmm, now I'm getting some ideas.... be back later.
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 11:07:46 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 11:25:43 AM EDT

Originally Posted By JAFO:
Make sure to ask for zerk fittings. Who needs cartilage when you have zerk fittings?



Zerk fittings......Check!
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 4:18:15 PM EDT

Originally Posted By JAFO:
Make sure to ask for zerk fittings. Who needs cartilage when you have zerk fittings?



Ya know, That is not a bad idea.
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 5:00:33 PM EDT
Cut the carbs and you can shed that 10 pounds in no time.



And all the sugar that cute latte harem you have gives you as well.
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 5:02:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By R-32:

Originally Posted By JAFO:
Make sure to ask for zerk fittings. Who needs cartilage when you have zerk fittings?



Ya know, That is not a bad idea.



Heim Joints with zerk fittings.
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 5:15:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By CavVet:
Cut the carbs and you can shed that 10 pounds in no time.



And all the sugar that cute latte harem you have gives you as well.



Ummmmmm, what Carbs? The only time I carb up is when we go see Danni. Those I can burn off just sitting there.

I drink sugar free soy milk latte's. Damn CavVet, stay up with me, I've lost 50 pounds drinking those latte's. Again you are trying to keep me away from the girls.

You're just trying to move in on me... can't blame you though....

I need exercise. I'm a fat lazy bastard. I need to get off my ass.

Link Posted: 8/2/2005 5:31:55 PM EDT
Chase after Danni more.
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 5:33:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Gibby:
Chase after Danni more.



But do it before she learns how to shoot.

There's not much exercise value in just laying there on the ground bleeding.
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 10:52:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Da_Bunny:

I need exercise. I'm a fat lazy bastard. I need to get off my ass.




10 miles road march at the next LCR shoot. You should shed a couple pounds that way. I'll follow along in the Scout
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 11:15:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Kooter:

Originally Posted By Da_Bunny:

I need exercise. I'm a fat lazy bastard. I need to get off my ass.




10 miles road march at the next LCR shoot. You should shed a couple pounds that way. I'll follow along in the Scout




No no no no no

Just have MrsK dangle her cookies out the back while you drive in front of him!

Link Posted: 8/3/2005 6:25:45 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Kooter:
I'll follow along in the Scout



We'll make sure to bring a come along then
Link Posted: 8/3/2005 7:33:49 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/3/2005 11:25:36 AM EDT

Originally Posted By tumbleweed:

Originally Posted By Kooter:
I'll follow along in the Scout



We'll make sure to bring a come along then



Mental note: Install tow hooks before next shoot
Link Posted: 8/3/2005 11:39:25 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Kooter:

Originally Posted By tumbleweed:

Originally Posted By Kooter:
I'll follow along in the Scout



We'll make sure to bring a come along then



Mental note: Install tow hooks before next shoot



New Spark Plugs..

Change the oil...

Rotate the Tires...

Can of Fix-a-Flat...

And a radiator hose...

Jumper Cables...

And a new alternator...

Couple bumpers...

Flux Capacitor...

New Ash Tray...

Fuzzy Dice...

AND SOME COOKIES!!!
Link Posted: 8/3/2005 4:07:21 PM EDT
That should probably be GimpyHip anyway
Link Posted: 8/3/2005 4:13:29 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Da_Bunny:

I need exercise. I'm a fat lazy bastard. I need to get off my ass.




+1

I sure hope that you are at least walking around your Condo Complex at least 3 laps a day to start off, Im not going to take a you into the hills and have to haul your azz out. I know your back hurts (mine does also) but you need to be able to at least walk 3 miles in and 3 miles out to some of the places We are going. You also need to cut back on the smokes, (I do to, so Im with ya).

[drill sgt] I WILL MOTIVATE YOU!, I WILL GET 10 POUNDS OF UGLY FAT OFF OF YOUR BODY IF I HAVE TO CARVE IT OFF WITH A RUSTY BAYONET![/drill sgt]
Link Posted: 8/3/2005 4:40:29 PM EDT

Originally Posted By CavVet:
Cut the carbs and you can shed that 10 pounds in no time.



And all the sugar that cute latte harem you have gives you as well. hr

I'm a jockey I can give you some tips on how to shed those pounds quick. LOL
Link Posted: 8/3/2005 10:42:25 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Phil_in_Seattle:
That should probably be GimpyHip anyway


You're right, but I didn't think of that. I was just making fun of hippynik.
Link Posted: 8/3/2005 10:50:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By PCR-00:

Originally Posted By Kooter:

Originally Posted By tumbleweed:

Originally Posted By Kooter:
I'll follow along in the Scout



We'll make sure to bring a come along then



Mental note: Install tow hooks before next shoot



New Spark Plugs..

Change the oil...

Rotate the Tires...

Can of Fix-a-Flat...

And a radiator hose...

Jumper Cables...

And a new alternator...

Couple bumpers...

Flux Capacitor...

New Ash Tray...

Fuzzy Dice...

AND SOME COOKIES!!!



half the fun of driving a Scout is breaking down in the middle of nowhere and having to figure out how you can fix it with baling wire and duck tape. It'd be no fun if I had parts readily available
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