If you pay taxes, I think you will like this one......
and to pour salt in the wound April 15th is me fookin'
birthday! It really sucks having to pay the IRS every
damn year on my birthday!
The Internal Revenue sends their (a nasty little man)
to audit a synagogue.
The auditor is doing the checks, and then turns to the
Rabbi and says " I noticed that you buy a lot of
Yes" answered the Rabbi.
"Well Rabbi, what do you do with the drippings" asked
"A good question" noted the Rabbi. "We actually save
them up. When we have enough, we send them back to
the candle maker. And every now and then, they send us
a free box of candles.
"Oh" replied the auditor somewhat disappointed that
his question actually had a practical answer.
So he thought he'd try another question, in his
obnoxious way.... "Rabbi, what about all these matzo
purchases ? What do you do with the crums from the
"Ah yes" replied the Rabbi calmly, "we actually
collect up the crumbs, and we send them in a box back
to the manufacturer and every now and then, they send
us a new box of matzo balls"
"Oh" replied the auditor, thinking hard how to fluster
"Well Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all
the foreskins from the circumcisions?"
"Yes, here too, we do not waste" answered the Rabbi.
"What we do is save up all the foreskins and send them
to the Internal Revene Service"
"Internal Revenue Service ?" questioned the auditor in
"Ah, yes, replied the Rabbi, "Internal Revenue
Service,....................and about once a year,
they send us a little prick like you."
You are not merely paying them on Apr 15th . You are paying them every time you get a paycheck.