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9/19/2017 7:27:10 PM
Posted: 12/20/2005 5:53:49 PM EDT
FINDINGS:

CHEST: The lungs are clear. There is no free air under the
hemidiaphragms. Heart size, mediastinum, and pulmonary vasculature
are within normal limits. No significant pleural disease is
identified. There are bilateral nipple rings.

ABDOMEN: The bowel gas pattern is unremarkable, with no definite
evidence for obstruction. No significant abnormal masses or
calcifications are identified. No abnormal air collection is
identified.


Link Posted: 12/20/2005 6:02:54 PM EDT
WWOP

Link Posted: 12/20/2005 6:42:07 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/20/2005 6:42:55 PM EDT by 1GUNRUNNER]
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 7:00:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MSKOOTER:
FINDINGS:

CHEST: The lungs are clear. There is no free air under the
hemidiaphragms. Heart size, mediastinum, and pulmonary vasculature
are within normal limits. No significant pleural disease is
identified. There are bilateral nipple rings.

ABDOMEN: The bowel gas pattern is unremarkable, with no definite
evidence for obstruction. No significant abnormal masses or
calcifications are identified. No abnormal air collection is
identified.





oh wait, I already knew that.


Link Posted: 12/20/2005 9:09:42 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/20/2005 9:11:04 PM EDT by JS98010]

Originally Posted By MSKOOTER:
FINDINGS:

CHEST: The lungs are clear. There is no free air under the
hemidiaphragms. Heart size, mediastinum, and pulmonary vasculature
are within normal limits. No significant pleural disease is
identified. There are bilateral nipple rings.

ABDOMEN: The bowel gas pattern is unremarkable, with no definite
evidence for obstruction. No significant abnormal masses or
calcifications are identified. No abnormal air collection is
identified.





1 Dozen White Castle Hamburgers
2 Taco Bell Bean Burritos
6 12 oz. cans of Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer

That should correct that discrepancy!

<Edited for really bad board-fu.>

Link Posted: 12/20/2005 9:17:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By JS98010:

Originally Posted By MSKOOTER:
FINDINGS:

CHEST: The lungs are clear. There is no free air under the
hemidiaphragms. Heart size, mediastinum, and pulmonary vasculature
are within normal limits. No significant pleural disease is
identified. There are bilateral nipple rings.

ABDOMEN: The bowel gas pattern is unremarkable, with no definite
evidence for obstruction. No significant abnormal masses or
calcifications are identified. No abnormal air collection is
identified.





1 Dozen White Castle Hamburgers
2 Taco Bell Bean Burritos
6 12 oz. cans of Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer

That should correct that discrepancy!

<Edited for really bad board-fu.>




There is nothing unremarkable about my wife's bowel gas patterns. She could run a buzzard off a gut wagon and/or gag a maggot
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 9:38:23 PM EDT
So she already slept on the dog bed?
Link Posted: 12/21/2005 11:56:58 AM EDT
Thanks! I needed the laugh.
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