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Posted: 10/3/2005 5:44:23 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 5:46:42 PM EDT
[#1]

Quoted:
This afternoon, I walked in to a rural gunstore, where I had ordered a rifle from last month. The guy behind the counter recognizes me and says, "Are you here to pick up the 'blah blah blah?", and I said yes. He walks back to get it and then returns & sets it down on the counter for me. As he does so, he looks me dead in the eye and asks me, "So, what do you know about inflateable sheep?"



Pages of information are swarming through my brain, in a desperate grasp to figure out how he knows anything about me! Then it occurs to me that I had worn an AR15.com t-shirt on the day I'd ordered the rifle!

Also turns out that he is a lurker here, and is also a friend of our friend SARS!!! This made it MUCH easier for him to understand who I might be on AR15.com.



If a man can't hide on the internet, where can he?



Link Posted: 10/3/2005 5:51:33 PM EDT
[#2]
Pssst, wanna be famous?
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 5:52:50 PM EDT
[#3]
Quoted:
As he does so, he looks me dead in the eye and asks me, "So, what do you know about inflateable sheep?"


RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!
He might be cast as one of the guys in the remake of "Deliverence"
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 5:54:58 PM EDT
[#4]
Thats funny!

Link Posted: 10/3/2005 5:55:23 PM EDT
[#5]
I dont seem to have trouble hiding.
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 5:57:21 PM EDT
[#6]
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 6:06:57 PM EDT
[#7]


You become moderator, crawl out of the woodwork, and look where it gets ya.


Quoted:
SEP05



I'm not saying it's a troll, or someones troll account, but it sure seems like they flock to Arfcom in September like it's Mecca.
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 6:11:15 PM EDT
[#8]
[Paris Hilton]That's hot![/Paris Hilton]
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 6:15:58 PM EDT
[#9]
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 6:23:20 PM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:
A guy sits down next to me in Cincinatti this morning, we start talking...He works for a mfg company and is "heading out west" to install some equipment.  

I say oh ya, where at?

Washington he says, in his Georgian accent.


I say oh ya, where at?

uhhhh, uhhh, Shehalus or something like that.

I say Chehalis?

Ya! That's it.

He later boards the plane and has the seat next to me.




You didn't ask to check out his equipment, didja?
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 6:25:45 PM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:
You didn't ask to check out his equipment, didja?



You know he did.

Link Posted: 10/3/2005 6:31:10 PM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:
A guy sits down next to me in Cincinatti this morning, we start talking...He works for a mfg company and is "heading out west" to install some equipment.





You done gone and pissed off your NEW cable installer didn't you?

Link Posted: 10/3/2005 7:10:13 PM EDT
[#13]
So, what DO you know about inflatable sheep?
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 7:12:32 PM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:
So, what DO you know about inflatable sheep?



Absolutely nothing.
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 7:13:24 PM EDT
[#15]
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 7:42:44 PM EDT
[#16]
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 7:51:03 PM EDT
[#17]
Does Her Mouth Open?
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 8:04:13 PM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:
Does Her Mouth Open?



No, but look at the bright side, it also precludes nagging.
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 10:48:17 PM EDT
[#19]
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 11:17:38 PM EDT
[#20]
Ever meet a guy you haven't seen in 5 years in the middle of the woods?
Link Posted: 10/4/2005 6:49:17 AM EDT
[#21]
Link Posted: 10/4/2005 7:59:37 AM EDT
[#22]
hmmmm,


Since she's already world famous ,

, maybe we could pimp her to some of the other HTF

, you know, just to feed our ammo habit.

Link Posted: 10/4/2005 10:25:05 PM EDT
[#23]
I don't know which is worse, a bunch of drunken ARFCOM'ers around a campfire with an inflatable sheep or a bunch of liberals at an un named horse farm in Enumclaw!
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 4:14:52 AM EDT
[#24]
Yesterday at King County Courthouse Im down to pour concert. Guy in funny blue monkey suit with tin star and G-lok.........


"Do you come in the city much?


"Hell no, Im from Chehalis"


"No way, I shoot with a guy from there. Tall fat fucker."

"<First Name>, <First Name>, <First Name>,  shit I forget his <Last name Name>."

"<First Name> <Last Name>. I used to work with him at the Fire Dept. What a ghey fucker"


"yup, thats him".


I forgot the guys name, then I called nutgummer, seems there are two guys that fit that description.








Link Posted: 10/5/2005 5:40:13 AM EDT
[#25]
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 6:50:12 AM EDT
[#26]
Well I'm not tall nor was I ever a firefighter or lived in LCR so guess I'm out.
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