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You should probably just go ahead and invest the money in a rascal |
hahaha
.........back when I carried a gun for a living I tried to talk the casino into buy several of these,
for the elderly patrons of course
, went so far as to write up a proposal for their need and all,
what I really had planned was that when it slow after 3am, we (meaning the security crew) could have scooter races around the machines,
but that plan never came to fruitation, so we settled for shooting the skunks in the field out back before they got a chance to make the casino a new home,
right now theres a coon that comes up to the front door and knocks till security gives him a cookie or candy bar,
they been feeding him since he was a baby, now the little bastards so brave he'll eat outta their hands,
I'm waiting for the day he bites the shit outta one of them,
yeah Dan, you need a scooter, you'll be the hit in your neighborhood,
probably right off the front of a neighbors car.