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Posted: 1/4/2005 8:02:46 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/4/2005 8:03:49 PM EDT by Biggame223]
I realise this has been touched on, but I have not seen anyone post a link to this.

So hopefully not a full blown dupe

Enjoy


www.sre.gob.mx/tramites/consulares/guiamigrante/default.htm
Link Posted: 1/4/2005 9:03:47 PM EDT
Where can I get the English version?
Link Posted: 1/4/2005 9:09:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheFNG:
Where can I get the English version?



What the fuck are you doing in AZ if you can't speak the language.

BTW, I can't read the shit either.
Link Posted: 1/4/2005 9:15:32 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/4/2005 9:41:46 PM EDT
Why are those well built white guys swimming across the river? and who are the women with the nice butts and perky chi chi's?
Link Posted: 1/4/2005 9:45:32 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/4/2005 9:54:29 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheFNG:
Where can I get the English version?



A guy is walking to the mens room and two Japanese guys are walking out speaking in Japanese.

The guy is obviously annoyed and feels he has to say something..

So, he yells to the two Japanese gentlemen "HEY, THIS IS AMERICA..SPEAK SPANISH!"

Not real funny, but getting more realistic everyday...
Link Posted: 1/4/2005 9:55:42 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/4/2005 9:57:03 PM EDT by Crzy_One]
I bet the guy on the third page is about to bump fire his ar15 underwater!
Link Posted: 1/4/2005 9:56:13 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/4/2005 9:56:32 PM EDT by Crzy_One]
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Link Posted: 1/4/2005 10:13:33 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/4/2005 10:27:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SinistralRifleman:
AZ FORUM PHOTOSHOP CONTEST!!!

Oh shit you read my mind!

Damn this is gonna take a while. Lots of material there.

Link Posted: 1/4/2005 10:33:26 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/4/2005 10:37:03 PM EDT



Keep em coming.........
Link Posted: 1/4/2005 11:56:03 PM EDT


That Wal-Mart pic couldn't be more accurate.
Link Posted: 1/5/2005 12:32:15 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/5/2005 1:00:04 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/5/2005 2:24:52 AM EDT

Originally Posted By The_Macallan:
members.cox.net/macallan_the/AZPG13X.jpg


Nice!!!!!
Link Posted: 1/5/2005 2:52:04 AM EDT

Originally Posted By The_Macallan:
members.cox.net/macallan_the/AZPG13X.jpg



Thank you. I just spit out my coffee
Link Posted: 1/5/2005 3:11:26 AM EDT

Originally Posted By The_Macallan:
members.cox.net/macallan_the/AZPG13X.jpg





oh shit that is funny stuff....
Link Posted: 1/5/2005 5:28:32 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/5/2005 5:30:18 AM EDT by sonofbp]
Translation:
Pic 1:Sign here or I'll have your American girlfriend call your wife in Mexico.



Pic 2:Yes dear, my check is on the way.
Yes dear.Yes dear.Yes dear.Yes dear.Yes dear.
Yes dear.Yes dear.Yes dear.Yes dear.Yes dear.
Link Posted: 1/5/2005 5:54:50 AM EDT
@ eodinert & The_Macallan.





"Hey, it's daytime. Why's he got that flashlight?"
Link Posted: 1/5/2005 6:50:13 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/5/2005 7:01:11 AM EDT by rygo72]
Link Posted: 1/5/2005 6:59:26 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Biggame223:
I realise this has been touched on, but I have not seen anyone post a link to this.

So hopefully not a full blown dupe

Enjoy


www.sre.gob.mx/tramites/consulares/guiamigrante/default.htm




404
Link Posted: 1/5/2005 7:02:22 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SinistralRifleman:
AZ FORUM PHOTOSHOP CONTEST!!!

USE THE PICTURES TO MAKE FUNNY STUFF!



Damn it - the link is dead. I want to see this!
Link Posted: 1/5/2005 8:06:38 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/5/2005 8:17:14 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/5/2005 8:35:45 AM EDT
You guys have way too much time on your hands, but keep it up.
Link Posted: 1/5/2005 9:10:53 AM EDT
Wait till the INS publishes a similar guide. The girls won't be as stacked I bet.

Link Posted: 1/5/2005 3:53:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By eodinert:
members.cox.net/eodinert/mex%20manual/new%20cover%20wal%20mart%20%20copy.JPG

its funny cuz its true.
Besides mexico Ive never seen so many Mexican plates compared to a Walmart Parking lot.
Link Posted: 1/5/2005 4:46:00 PM EDT
sweet guys, good work!
Link Posted: 1/5/2005 9:21:53 PM EDT
I love the way they strive for authenticity with their illustrations.

Link Posted: 1/5/2005 9:26:59 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/5/2005 10:02:34 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/7/2005 12:53:06 AM EDT by mindtrix]
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Link Posted: 1/6/2005 4:14:36 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/6/2005 4:15:32 AM EDT by sonofbp]
Fox news story on the subject at hand

Aparrently somebody is paying attention.
"The guide also gives advice on how to live unobtrusively in the United States, advising illegals not to beat their wives or go to loud parties because either action may attract the attention of police."
Nice!
Link Posted: 1/6/2005 4:41:13 AM EDT
... JD Hayworth on said booklet
Link Posted: 1/6/2005 4:58:54 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/6/2005 6:54:33 AM EDT by mindtrix]

Originally Posted By Winston_Wolf:
... JD Hayworth on said booklet



One way or another, this situation is going to boil over at some point. The government has done nothing as far as taking a stand. I don't want letters, I want visible action taken. I think the Prop 200 has stirred the pot and put the spotlight on the issue (temporarily). Alot of politicians are looking at the overwhelming number of voters that hammered this policy through. I question their intentions, sometimes.
Link Posted: 1/6/2005 6:14:58 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/6/2005 8:26:12 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/6/2005 9:06:39 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/6/2005 9:09:36 AM EDT by 89grand]

Originally Posted By azexarms:
Someone needs to do a Pshop of them sharing and drinking each other's pee.

One is struck by how tall, pale, and buff all the men are. Most of them (and I know from going down there) are short, stinky, dark little .....

Ah, nevermind.

D.
AZEX



I noticed the exact same thing, the ones I always see are like 5'3" and ugly as fuck. Apparently they knew we would eventually find about this manual, and when we did we were supposed to say "hey let them come, the guys look tall and strong and the bitches all have huge tits...they can't be too bad to have around".
Link Posted: 1/6/2005 9:20:01 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/6/2005 9:43:53 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/6/2005 7:08:22 PM EDT by mr_h]

Originally Posted By 89grand:

Originally Posted By azexarms:
Someone needs to do a Pshop of them sharing and drinking each other's pee.

One is struck by how tall, pale, and buff all the men are. Most of them (and I know from going down there) are short, stinky, dark little .....

Ah, nevermind.

D.
AZEX



I noticed the exact same thing, the ones I always see are like 5'3" and ugly as fuck. Apparently they knew we would eventually find about this manual, and when we did we were supposed to say "hey let them come, the guys look tall and strong and the bitches all have huge tits...they can't be too bad to have around".



it maybe a slight of hand, they may want us to think that is what is coming across when in reality they are short, stinky and dark skinned. most of them remind me of more central mexico and central american indian tribe types.

you know they are the modern version of our slave labor force, right? they just get paid now.

Link Posted: 1/6/2005 9:57:29 AM EDT

Originally Posted By mr_h:

Originally Posted By 89grand:

Originally Posted By azexarms:
Someone needs to do a Pshop of them sharing and drinking each other's pee.

One is struck by how tall, pale, and buff all the men are. Most of them (and I know from going down there) are short, stinky, dark little .....

Ah, nevermind.

D.
AZEX



I noticed the exact same thing, the ones I always see are like 5'3" and ugly as fuck. Apparently they knew we would eventually find about this manual, and when we did we were supposed to say "hey let them come, the guys look tall and strong and the bitches all have huge tits...they can't be too bad to have around".



it maybe a stight of hand, they may want us to think that is what is coming across when in reality they are short, stinky and dark skinned. most of them remind me of more central mexico and central american indian tribe types.
you know they are the modern version of our slave labor force, right? they just get paid now.




Ding!Ding! We have a winner!

I've always found it ironic that the Gov't rounded up all the native peoples and placed them on reservations (or worse) in the 19th century, then allow the country to be overrun by primitives from south of the border.

Sorry, but that's what they are. As my ex-father in law said: "Their education extends through the first recess of the first day of first grade." Therein lies the problem, they (the majority anyway) bring
nothing to the table.
Link Posted: 1/6/2005 11:16:00 AM EDT

Originally Posted By mr_h:
....you know they are the modern version of our slave labor force, right? they just get paid now.




And you know what happens to a country built on slave labor...
Link Posted: 1/6/2005 2:21:17 PM EDT

The book's pictures are drawn to match the style of El Libro Vaquero. They portray the migrants as strong and healthy men and women, wading into a river or walking through the desert.




www.azcentral.com/arizonarepublic/news/articles/0101Comic01.html


Link Posted: 1/6/2005 3:33:25 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/6/2005 3:34:03 PM EDT by sonofbp]

Originally Posted By Biggame223:

The book's pictures are drawn to match the style of El Libro Vaquero. They portray the migrants as strong and healthy men and women, wading into a river or walking through the desert.




www.azcentral.com/arizonarepublic/news/articles/0101Comic01.html




I found this in the linked page above:
"If they've already gone ahead and made that decision to cross illegally . . . then anything that helps protect lives is worth it," said Andy Adame, spokesman for the Border Patrol's Tucson sector.

WTF!
Link Posted: 1/6/2005 4:34:02 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/6/2005 4:34:49 PM EDT by 89grand]

Originally Posted By sonofbp:

Originally Posted By Biggame223:

The book's pictures are drawn to match the style of El Libro Vaquero. They portray the migrants as strong and healthy men and women, wading into a river or walking through the desert.




www.azcentral.com/arizonarepublic/news/articles/0101Comic01.html




I found this in the linked page above:
"If they've already gone ahead and made that decision to cross illegally . . . then anything that helps protect lives is worth it," said Andy Adame, spokesman for the Border Patrol's Tucson sector.

WTF!



That's because they continue to use the out dated name "Border Patrol". They should be called "Illegal alien Rescue". The guide probably makes the job of the "Illegal alien Rescue" easier...less people to rescue.
Link Posted: 1/6/2005 4:40:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 89grand:

Originally Posted By sonofbp:

Originally Posted By Biggame223:

The book's pictures are drawn to match the style of El Libro Vaquero. They portray the migrants as strong and healthy men and women, wading into a river or walking through the desert.




www.azcentral.com/arizonarepublic/news/articles/0101Comic01.html




I found this in the linked page above:
"If they've already gone ahead and made that decision to cross illegally . . . then anything that helps protect lives is worth it," said Andy Adame, spokesman for the Border Patrol's Tucson sector.

WTF!



That's because they continue to use the out dated name "Border Patrol". They should be called "Illegal alien Rescue". The guide probably makes the job of the "Illegal alien Rescue" easier...less people to rescue.


Sad but true.
I know a couple of bp agents and the agency has their saving grace in those fine men.
Link Posted: 1/6/2005 4:55:25 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/6/2005 6:43:37 PM EDT

Strangely enought... I'm not offended.
Link Posted: 1/6/2005 6:48:23 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Winston_Wolf:
members.cox.net/stevenaz1/Winston_Photos/tonk.jpg



I am offended by the sound that maglight might potentially make when used in a situation described in the manual.
Link Posted: 1/6/2005 8:34:27 PM EDT
There seems to be a big problem here. Winston Wolfs picture is just fine. The problem seems to be when someone quotes it. A very bad word appears in the quote instead of the picture.
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