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Posted: 1/11/2006 8:13:26 PM EDT
After a highly interesting conversation at Tweak's shindig the other night. I got to wondering(partly about why no one else has posted this before). But I just gotta know.....



Would you rather have Laserbeam eyes or Machinegun arms?
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 8:16:21 PM EDT
Too funny
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 8:24:00 PM EDT
MG w00t
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 8:43:14 PM EDT
LOL I got stuck debating this very topic for over 30 minutes... In the end, who could deny the awesome power of Laserbeam Eyes?
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 8:46:07 PM EDT
155
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 8:56:31 PM EDT
That conversation has been a tradition of the PCR house for a long time.

The board needed that. thanks Koot
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 9:00:11 PM EDT
It's laser beam eyes.

No one has come up with a better use for machine gun arms than the one I've given for laser beam eyes.

Link Posted: 1/11/2006 9:21:38 PM EDT
interesting, if both your arms are machine guns how would you reload? and what do you do when you need to go to the bathroom?
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 9:24:59 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/11/2006 9:25:18 PM EDT by PCR-00]
ok, there are rules

1: the logistics do not matter. Laser strength, Bullet Caliber, Battery power, ammount of ammo you can carry, etc

2: you must state WHY you would choose one over the other.

3: Assume that this choice is prior to combat.

GodNoStar may correct me, but I think this is the jist of it.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 9:46:25 PM EDT

Originally Posted By PCR-00: That conversation has been a tradition of the PCR house for a long time.The board needed that. thanks Koot

Yes we did. I even giggled.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 11:08:51 PM EDT
I would choose Laser because Laser has positive uses besides the negative of destruction, Laser can be a effective way of healing, I've had Laser treatment and swear by it.
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 6:52:50 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/12/2006 6:53:11 AM EDT by XD_Fan]
Laserbeam eyes!!! Yes, something in the 40 gigawatt range, please.

Now I need to get a mirrored suit to protect myself.
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 7:00:22 AM EDT

Originally Posted By XD_Fan:
Laserbeam eyes!!! Yes, something in the 40 gigawatt range, please.

Now I need to get a mirrored suit to protect myself.



and a way to keep it perfectly clean while wearing it lest someones 40 gigawatt laser strike a particle of dust that has gotten stuck on your suit...

Link Posted: 1/12/2006 7:06:12 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/12/2006 7:13:08 AM EDT by XD_Fan]

Originally Posted By Phil_in_Seattle:

Originally Posted By XD_Fan:
Laserbeam eyes!!! Yes, something in the 40 gigawatt range, please.

Now I need to get a mirrored suit to protect myself.



and a way to keep it perfectly clean while wearing it lest someones 40 gigawatt laser strike a particle of dust that has gotten stuck on your suit...




[Human Torch] FLAME ON!!! [/Human Torch]
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 7:41:20 AM EDT
Some good ones I've heard:

Machine Gun Arms: I can shoot around corners (without needing a mirror)
Machine Gun Arms: Duh, plunging fire
Laser Beam Eyes: I can still have the use of my hands
Machine Gun Arms: They will hear you coming
Laser Beam Eyes: Cut Tanks in half
Laser Beam Eyes: Better aim
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 8:09:57 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/12/2006 8:10:16 AM EDT by 1GUNRUNNER]
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 8:22:51 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 11:35:10 AM EDT

Originally Posted By PCR-00:
Laser Beam Eyes: I can still have the use of my hands

IIRC, you can still use your hands with machine gun arms. Fits in the logistics category, and your bro likes to mention that there aren't really any ill side effects (like weight or size issues with a 155mm machine gun arm)
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 12:07:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By voilsb:

Originally Posted By PCR-00:
Laser Beam Eyes: I can still have the use of my hands

IIRC, you can still use your hands with machine gun arms. Fits in the logistics category, and your bro likes to mention that there aren't really any ill side effects (like weight or size issues with a 155mm machine gun arm)



An excellent point!
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 12:14:16 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 12:19:06 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/12/2006 12:19:38 PM EDT by PCR-00]

Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER:

Originally Posted By voilsb:

Originally Posted By PCR-00:
Laser Beam Eyes: I can still have the use of my hands

IIRC, you can still use your hands with machine gun arms. Fits in the logistics category, and your bro likes to mention that there aren't really any ill side effects (like weight or size issues with a 155mm machine gun arm)



So for instance if I was over at friend's late one night and wanted to have tea...I still could?



Yes you could

ETA: Say "hi" to ODT for me when you go. What kind of tea does he make?
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 12:38:06 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 1:15:07 PM EDT
Laser beam eyes all the way. Not only can you burn holes in evil doers, you can do some light cutting and welding, and you can heat up that tea yourself. Or if your hiking you can heat some rocks to keep you warm. And you can start up your own laser light show business on the side.
Hell you could take out Chuck Norris then sign your name on the moon. What more could a person want?
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 1:17:36 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/12/2006 1:18:23 PM EDT by XD_Fan]

Originally Posted By Unicorn:
And you can start up your own laser light show business on the side.



Yes, but wouldn't your arms get really tired?

ETA: Oh wait, I just didn't let my imagination go far enough. Never mind.
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 1:23:50 PM EDT
HOLY CRAP!

You Washington people are weird

Lasr beam eyes and machine gun arms. Hurrumph!

Evryone knows that a bazooka bellybutton beats either of your choices.

Fucking rookies.

Get some sun!

Link Posted: 1/12/2006 5:51:41 PM EDT
<cough>artillery bowels<cough>
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 6:08:44 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Ductapeman:
<cough>artillery bowels<cough>


...and thats why artillery bowels would never work... Say you wanted to squeeze off a silent but deadly? Not possible. Also who wants to be named the Sphincter... or worse?
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 8:40:38 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/12/2006 8:41:19 PM EDT by DW_Drang]
One of each!


"Get some sun"!? What state do you think we're in??!
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 9:10:58 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 9:49:32 PM EDT
this is a decievingly simple argument!

while i'll admit, machinegun arms would be infinitely cool, there just becomes a point in which they are tiring for their impracticality.

i mean, with lasergun eyes i still have hands in which i can drive a car, operate a manual can opener, and masturbate.

with machinegun arms, i could only shoot the car, shoot the can to bits, and shoot my... happy little friend.

it's a no brainer!

not only that, but the arms could still be used for guns... like a pair of handguns, or an rpg!
Link Posted: 1/13/2006 9:13:09 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Phil_in_Seattle:
It's laser beam eyes.

No one has come up with a better use for machine gun arms than the one I've given for laser beam eyes.




I actually heard your reason last night and I have to say...though a lot of women would thank you, its a little disturbing that you thought of it.

BTW: Would it be permanent?
Link Posted: 1/13/2006 7:39:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By iroc409:
this is a decievingly simple argument!

while i'll admit, machinegun arms would be infinitely cool, there just becomes a point in which they are tiring for their impracticality.

i mean, with lasergun eyes i still have hands in which i can drive a car, operate a manual can opener, and masturbate.

with machinegun arms, i could only shoot the car, shoot the can to bits, and shoot my... happy little friend.

it's a no brainer!

not only that, but the arms could still be used for guns... like a pair of handguns, or an rpg!



You could still have your hands. This has been noted. Now rethink your reasoning, and repost!
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 8:43:07 PM EDT
Bump for Mrs Koter (she thought this had died)
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 8:43:54 PM EDT

Originally Posted By PCR-00:
Bump for Mrs Koter (she thought this had died)



butthead
Link Posted: 2/27/2006 10:46:20 AM EDT
And here I thought the topic had died....it continues in GD
Link Posted: 2/27/2006 11:17:31 AM EDT

Originally Posted By PCR-00:
And here I thought the topic had died....it continues in GD



I should have yelled DUPE when I saw it in GD
Link Posted: 2/27/2006 11:22:22 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Kooter:

Originally Posted By PCR-00:
And here I thought the topic had died....it continues in GD



I should have yelled DUPE when I saw it in GD



I guess you just didn't have the balls

Link Posted: 2/27/2006 11:27:23 AM EDT

<------------


Originally Posted By PCR-00:

Originally Posted By Kooter:

Originally Posted By PCR-00:
And here I thought the topic had died....it continues in GD



I should have yelled DUPE when I saw it in GD



I guess you just didn't have the balls


Link Posted: 2/27/2006 5:29:47 PM EDT
I just noticed something that I missed the first time around, and since I was inside where it was warm during that part of the conversation. What was your idea Phil? I'm guessing laser hair removal?
Link Posted: 2/27/2006 5:56:53 PM EDT


Link Posted: 2/27/2006 7:05:34 PM EDT

Originally Posted By PCR-00:

Originally Posted By Kooter:

Originally Posted By PCR-00:
And here I thought the topic had died....it continues in GD



I should have yelled DUPE when I saw it in GD



I guess you just didn't have the balls





well D'uh!!!
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