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Posted: 7/25/2005 2:35:39 AM EDT
Following on from the War and Peace thread, I think this deserves it's own thread as I do need a talking to and I do need electroshock treatment, so it's perhaps best left to it's own thread.

I think I might be a gay.

At saturday's show I bought something I should bever have bought. You know those purchases that seem a good idea at the time?

It has raised very serious questions about my sexuality, in fact, I'm thinking of ringing up about gender re-alignment surgery if I ever buy any more.

People, I bought an airsoft pistol. And I AM ashamed.

The original intention was to run about shooting my mate mike with it, as he bought one too, but after seeing how fast those little balls travel, I'm not so sure I want to be shot with it.

I'm hoping that since I own real rifles, the gheyness is slightly offset.

Here's a picture on a suitable rainbow t-shirt:

Link Posted: 7/25/2005 2:45:33 AM EDT
tut tut tut

You need a Priest....He's the only one who's gonna forgive you....

Taffy

I've avoided the airsoft but I did come into possesion of a few Co2 .177 replica air pistols
I'd like to refer to them as Air-hard
Link Posted: 7/25/2005 5:07:56 AM EDT
Yes....yes...... I did....

I feel ashamed like when my mum caught me tensing up whilst reading an 'art panphlet' as a child.....

But I did buy it for defense as an 8 year old was running around with and airsoft shotgun....


Link Posted: 7/25/2005 6:17:58 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/25/2005 6:18:54 AM EDT by vito113]
It's a Glock…

You need this it's so ghey…



At least I bought a 1911!


ANdy
Link Posted: 7/25/2005 6:21:16 AM EDT
The 1911's were over £100.

Fuck that for a game of soldiers.


Besides, the missus wants a Glock 19 as a CCW when we emigrate so it's a 'familiarisation' experiment
Link Posted: 7/25/2005 6:31:20 AM EDT

Originally Posted By elucidate:
The 1911's were over £100.

Fuck that for a game of soldiers.




Clearly 'sailors' are better paid!

Wilson Combat £169… But if your are feeling cheapskate you can buy a 'Chav Special' Springer 1911 dahn da markee for a tenner.


ANdy
Link Posted: 7/25/2005 7:01:08 AM EDT
Ah yes, but I paid £60 for that toy Glock.

Leaving me £109 for things for real guns, like 20rd mags, and ranger plates, which I also bought, plus I had loads of change. So I may escape the 'queen of the south' jibes yet!!

Dave
Link Posted: 7/25/2005 7:56:19 AM EDT
yeah I think spending over £100 to kill them pesky spiders in my house was a bit excessive.....

just wanted something more powerful, as my old spring action S&W M745 takes at least 3 shots to finish the big ones....

MP
Link Posted: 7/25/2005 8:02:31 AM EDT

Originally Posted By elucidate:
Ah yes, but I paid £60 for that toy Glock.

Leaving me £109 for things for real guns, like 20rd mags, and ranger plates, which I also bought, plus I had loads of change. So I may escape the 'queen of the south' jibes yet!!

Dave




Ranger Plates?… I suppose you will be buying an Airsoft M203 next to complete that über tactical look.


ANdy
Link Posted: 7/25/2005 8:43:59 AM EDT

Originally Posted By vito113:
Ranger Plates?… I suppose you will be buying an Airsoft M203 next to complete that über tactical look.


ANdy



and knee pads, and wiley goggles, and molle vests and airborne patches and...and...
Link Posted: 7/25/2005 8:54:35 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/25/2005 8:56:54 AM EDT by limey1]

Originally Posted By vito113:

Originally Posted By elucidate:
The 1911's were over £100.

Fuck that for a game of soldiers.




Clearly 'sailors' are better paid!

Wilson Combat £169… But if your are feeling cheapskate you can buy a 'Chav Special' Springer 1911 dahn da markee for a tenner.


ANdy



Dont worry Taff - thats a KSC/KWA Glock, it WILL fall apart whilst your 1911 just keeps on going.

Western Arms - Ferrari of the airsoft world!

ETA: Elucidate, I voted 'you are soooo ghey!' not for owning an airsoft, but for owning a non-WA airsoft GBB.
Link Posted: 7/25/2005 10:06:21 AM EDT
So far it's 100%, and it looks like you're not the only ghey in the village

Hey, welcome to the forum Mikey, where you been hiding? (not in the closet I hope)



Link Posted: 7/26/2005 1:14:33 AM EDT
I tried to talk elucidate into buying matching leather shoulder houlsters too.... but he wasnt having any of it...

my god my glock may fall apart?! that will be no good in a life or 'small stinging red mark' situation...

what if it fails just as I'm drawing down on an eight-legged beast.......? I'm so gonna get attacked with them little fangs....hock.gif
Link Posted: 7/26/2005 1:19:45 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Mikey3108:
my god my glock may fall apart?! that will be no good in a life or 'small stinging red mark' situation...




An uprated 1911 running Green Gas will leave more than a 'small stinging red mark'…

ANdy
Link Posted: 7/26/2005 8:29:17 AM EDT

Originally Posted By vito113:

Originally Posted By Mikey3108:
my god my glock may fall apart?! that will be no good in a life or 'small stinging red mark' situation...




An uprated 1911 running Green Gas will leave more than a 'small stinging red mark'…

ANdy



Oh jeez, the Airsofters are talking "power-factors" now

Soon it'll be "All your Airsoft are belong to us"

Mark
Link Posted: 7/26/2005 8:51:58 AM EDT
Don't start me off! there is 'ammunition' weight to consider too!

0.2g, 0.25g, 0.33g BB's or the baddass .45g ones you can shoot with Green


ANdy
Link Posted: 7/26/2005 9:05:51 AM EDT
Oh my god, I started a thread in shame, and now it's got people debating the fine details.

I'm going to ask for this thread to be deleted.....
Link Posted: 7/26/2005 9:56:08 AM EDT


I'm going to ask for this thread to be deleted.....




Now that is Ghey
Link Posted: 7/26/2005 11:21:22 AM EDT

Originally Posted By vito113:
Don't start me off! there is 'ammunition' weight to consider too!

0.2g, 0.25g, 0.33g BB's or the baddass .45g ones you can shoot with Green


ANdy



Green gas *WILL* blow the slide off a KSC/KWA glock (gee Steve, how do you know that?)
Link Posted: 7/26/2005 11:34:32 AM EDT

Originally Posted By limey1:

Originally Posted By vito113:
Don't start me off! there is 'ammunition' weight to consider too!

0.2g, 0.25g, 0.33g BB's or the baddass .45g ones you can shoot with Green


ANdy



Green gas *WILL* blow the slide off a KSC/KWA glock (gee Steve, how do you know that?)



SVI, alloy slide and a steel chamber and uprated internals?
Link Posted: 7/26/2005 11:58:51 AM EDT
I think that's what they gave me, this HFC green gas stuff.

Mind, I'm quite happy it's a scummy cheap airsoft, I wouldn't be able to live ti down had I spent real money on a toy gun.
Link Posted: 7/26/2005 1:46:28 PM EDT

Originally Posted By elucidate:
I think that's what they gave me, this HFC green gas stuff.

Mind, I'm quite happy it's a scummy cheap airsoft, I wouldn't be able to live ti down had I spent real money on a toy gun.



The stuff in the green can labelled 'super power gas' is hfc134a - not 'green' gas.

'green' gas is VERY environment un-friendly, and difficult to get hold of in the UK. It takes your average GBB from 300fps to 500fps (with commensurate loss of longevity)
Link Posted: 7/26/2005 1:51:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By vito113:
SVI, alloy slide and a steel chamber and uprated internals?



Been there, done that What I found was that in winter the metal slide conducted the cold rather *too* well, and led to a number of malfunctions. In winter the plastic slide models were more reliable.

p.s. watch out for cracked hammers (at the base of the spur)
Link Posted: 7/26/2005 2:20:53 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/26/2005 2:22:07 PM EDT by leonUK]
dave maybe its time to tell everyone all your guns are airsoft
Link Posted: 7/27/2005 10:00:29 AM EDT
well as long as it takes a spider out thats all I care about....!!

Link Posted: 7/27/2005 10:18:52 AM EDT
You're proper scared of spiders aren't you?

/hehehehehe
Link Posted: 7/27/2005 10:34:32 AM EDT
Link Posted: 7/28/2005 6:57:39 AM EDT
I have to shout a disclaimer at anyone who approaches me with one as I cant be held responsible for my actions!

Sneaky little things.... that crawl into your mouth while you sleep.....
Link Posted: 7/28/2005 7:17:53 AM EDT
Ooops, sorry mate.

That was me pubes from last time you stayed at my house ;-)
Link Posted: 7/28/2005 9:56:36 AM EDT
I think we're coming close to another CoC violation here
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 6:50:56 PM EDT

Originally Posted By elucidate:
Following on from the War and Peace thread, I think this deserves it's own thread as I do need a talking to and I do need electroshock treatment, so it's perhaps best left to it's own thread.

I think I might be a gay.

At saturday's show I bought something I should bever have bought. You know those purchases that seem a good idea at the time?

It has raised very serious questions about my sexuality, in fact, I'm thinking of ringing up about gender re-alignment surgery if I ever buy any more.

People, I bought an airsoft pistol. And I AM ashamed.

The original intention was to run about shooting my mate mike with it, as he bought one too, but after seeing how fast those little balls travel, I'm not so sure I want to be shot with it.

I'm hoping that since I own real rifles, the gheyness is slightly offset.

Here's a picture on a suitable rainbow t-shirt:

www.elucidatephotography.com/gay.jpg



Your ghey because you wont shot your roomate
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