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Posted: 7/17/2008 12:40:26 PM EDT
Well guys, I'm not going to be able to make it to the match in August.


I recently got involved with a charitable organization called "Break your legs for muscular dystrophy" that raised money for crippled children by crippling adults who pledge money for every swing of an 8-pound sledgehammer onto the major bones in your legs, so now I'm laid up at home with 2 broken tibias, 2 broken femurs, and 2 broken fibulas(I think someone hit me in the head too, I have a goose egg and a headache). I really wish they had stopped swinging the hammer after breaking my femurs, but I had passed out from the pain at that point and never knew that they hadn't stopped until I woke up along side the road 20 miles from anywhere. I sure hope those kids get the scientific breakthrough that they so richly deserve. You really don't understand how much these children suffer until you have dragged yourself 20 miles by your hands in their shoes.

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Actually I have a scheduling conflict, but that story really sounded much more interesting.

I'll be making the November match for sure.
Link Posted: 7/17/2008 1:07:05 PM EDT

are you the same guy who just sawed off your fingers or something like that?

wow, you have my luck!
Link Posted: 7/17/2008 2:30:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By BeetleBailey:
are you the same guy who just sawed off your fingers or something like that?

wow, you have my luck!


Naw, that was spoon

I don't drive a miata, either.


Link Posted: 7/17/2008 2:46:54 PM EDT

Originally Posted By CletusRoundbelly:
Well guys, I'm not going to be able to make it to the match in August.


I recently got involved with a charitable organization called "Break your legs for muscular dystrophy" that raised money for crippled children by crippling adults who pledge money for every swing of an 8-pound sledgehammer onto the major bones in your legs, so now I'm laid up at home with 2 broken tibias, 2 broken femurs, and 2 broken fibulas(I think someone hit me in the head too, I have a goose egg and a headache). I really wish they had stopped swinging the hammer after breaking my femurs, but I had passed out from the pain at that point and never knew that they hadn't stopped until I woke up along side the road 20 miles from anywhere. I sure hope those kids get the scientific breakthrough that they so richly deserve. You really don't understand how much these children suffer until you have dragged yourself 20 miles by your hands in their shoes.


Wuss, a real man would just suck it up and shoot!

I won't be there either, BUT, I won't give you that sad sack story. If my plans work out, I should be on my way to N.M. for RM3gun. Hopefully see all the good folks on the ARFCOM sqad in Nov. the week before FB3gun
Link Posted: 7/17/2008 3:43:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By CletusRoundbelly:

Originally Posted By BeetleBailey:
are you the same guy who just sawed off your fingers or something like that?

wow, you have my luck!


Naw, that was spoon

I don't drive a miata, either.




What? What happened to Spoon?
Link Posted: 7/17/2008 4:16:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By brain3278:

Originally Posted By CletusRoundbelly:

Originally Posted By BeetleBailey:
are you the same guy who just sawed off your fingers or something like that?

wow, you have my luck!


Naw, that was spoon

I don't drive a miata, either.




What? What happened to Spoon?


He almost sawed his thumb off awhile back.


He's okay now.


Link Posted: 7/17/2008 4:32:11 PM EDT
its ok to just say, you cant handle the heat, well not really, were gonna make fun of you anyway
Link Posted: 7/18/2008 3:47:18 AM EDT

Originally Posted By AL50bmgshooter:
its ok to just say, you cant handle the heat, well not really, were gonna make fun of you anyway



I actually have a family function that weekend, but feel free to make fun of me anyway.


Like you need my permission or anything
Link Posted: 7/18/2008 4:16:29 AM EDT
Well then, that just means we won't have to put up with your 'I like turtles winy-bitch-ass' face! Naw man, its always fun when your around... someone has to be at the butt end of our jokes! Guess we'll have to really beat up on Scott... or maybe Wayne now
Link Posted: 7/18/2008 4:21:15 AM EDT

Originally Posted By CletusRoundbelly:

Originally Posted By AL50bmgshooter:
its ok to just say, you cant handle the heat, well not really, were gonna make fun of you anyway



I actually have a family function that weekend, but feel free to make fun of me anyway.


Like you need my permission or anything


but..but , it a dry heat....now who is gona scare drew with the buzzer next month Super Wayne?...I quess we will see you gomers in Nov.

That be two matches next month for me, I think I will be going to creekside agian on the 16th for Joe's match
Link Posted: 7/18/2008 4:45:11 AM EDT

Originally Posted By GeneSplicer:
Well then, that just means we won't have to put up with your 'I like turtles winy-bitch-ass' face! Naw man, its always fun when your around... someone has to be at the butt end of our jokes! Guess we'll have to really beat up on Scott... or maybe Wayne now



I already get beat up on
Link Posted: 7/18/2008 5:31:11 AM EDT

Originally Posted By RazorHKUSP45:

Originally Posted By GeneSplicer:
Well then, that just means we won't have to put up with your 'I like turtles winy-bitch-ass' face! Naw man, its always fun when your around... someone has to be at the butt end of our jokes! Guess we'll have to really beat up on Scott... or maybe Wayne now



I already get beat up on


Wayne won't be there either. Scott's turn in the barrel.
Link Posted: 7/18/2008 6:09:14 AM EDT

Originally Posted By RazorHKUSP45:

Originally Posted By GeneSplicer:
Well then, that just means we won't have to put up with your 'I like turtles winy-bitch-ass' face! Naw man, its always fun when your around... someone has to be at the butt end of our jokes! Guess we'll have to really beat up on Scott... or maybe Wayne now



I already get beat up on


shut up and enjoy it







Link Posted: 7/18/2008 7:14:54 AM EDT

Originally Posted By jjoinson:

Originally Posted By RazorHKUSP45:

Originally Posted By GeneSplicer:
Well then, that just means we won't have to put up with your 'I like turtles winy-bitch-ass' face! Naw man, its always fun when your around... someone has to be at the butt end of our jokes! Guess we'll have to really beat up on Scott... or maybe Wayne now



I already get beat up on


shut up and enjoy it

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...OK.
Link Posted: 7/18/2008 10:28:40 AM EDT
Link Posted: 7/18/2008 11:50:18 AM EDT
I prob wont make it either



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<­BR>yea right
Link Posted: 7/18/2008 11:54:16 AM EDT

Originally Posted By AL50bmgshooter:
I prob wont make it either



­

<­BR>yea right



You ain't got no stick to shoot

unless you run the 22..........pew..pew....pew pew...pew
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 9:44:11 AM EDT

You ain't got no stick to shoot
oh yea PS90
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 10:14:02 AM EDT
I think I'll use my PS90 too.... I sold the DSA.
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 1:52:19 PM EDT
we can have the Infidel PS90 crew
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 4:11:43 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/21/2008 4:37:51 AM EDT by RazorHKUSP45]

Originally Posted By AL50bmgshooter:
we can have the Infidel PS90 crew



...no we can't
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 7:16:14 AM EDT
I know where you can get one
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 9:07:26 AM EDT

Originally Posted By AL50bmgshooter:
I know where you can get one



I wonder how many can's I need to pick up to buy one
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 9:34:23 AM EDT

Originally Posted By RazorHKUSP45:

Originally Posted By AL50bmgshooter:
I know where you can get one



I wonder how many can's I need to pick up to buy one


you could always sell the girly mobile for $10, that would be a start
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 9:55:36 AM EDT

Originally Posted By jjoinson:

Originally Posted By RazorHKUSP45:

Originally Posted By AL50bmgshooter:
I know where you can get one



I wonder how many can's I need to pick up to buy one


you could always sell the girly mobile for $10, that would be a start


come on now..I could get atleast....25.00 for it.......12.50 per seat
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 10:04:17 AM EDT

Originally Posted By RazorHKUSP45:

Originally Posted By jjoinson:

Originally Posted By RazorHKUSP45:

Originally Posted By AL50bmgshooter:
I know where you can get one



I wonder how many can's I need to pick up to buy one


you could always sell the girly mobile for $10, that would be a start


come on now..I could get atleast....25.00 for it.......12.50 per seat


Hell Ill be nice ... deliver that girly mobile and then proceede to watch me try and squeeze my fat ass in there at Creeksides Tac match and Ill give ya 30 bucks for the car and Ill cover your entrance fee into the match. You gotta figure a way to get home though.
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 10:19:16 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Outsydlooknin75:

Originally Posted By RazorHKUSP45:

Originally Posted By jjoinson:

Originally Posted By RazorHKUSP45:

Originally Posted By AL50bmgshooter:
I know where you can get one



I wonder how many can's I need to pick up to buy one


you could always sell the girly mobile for $10, that would be a start


come on now..I could get atleast....25.00 for it.......12.50 per seat


Hell Ill be nice ... deliver that girly mobile and then proceede to watch me try and squeeze my fat ass in there at Creeksides Tac match and Ill give ya 30 bucks for the car and Ill cover your entrance fee into the match. You gotta figure a way to get home though.


Done!!..but not the selling part.......it be a loooong walk back home
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 10:48:04 AM EDT
52800 cans I have a couple cans to get you started
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 10:51:43 AM EDT

Originally Posted By AL50bmgshooter:
52800 cans I have a couple cans to get you started



easy payment plan, just keep those couple of cans for my 1st payment
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