I can't wait to have kids and do shit like this...



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I would beat the living shit out of that sitter.......literally.



Although, I have been know to scare my kids....from time to time.

Nothing a decade or two of counseling won't fix...

Saying "Monsters" has an effective way of getting things done. We got our little ones to brush their teeth to 'brush the monsters away.'

Quoted: I would beat the living shit out of that sitter.......literally. Although, I have been know to scare my kids....from time to time.

It's one thing to scare your own kids but it's another to have a babysitter do it..


Although it was funny..lol

I'm glad E22 would do the beating, cause I'd probably kill the punk.  Stupid asshat babysitter doesn't know where the line is...

A good old ass kicking would change his ways.....maybe dangle him off a high building and threaten to cut the rope...want to see a scared MF, Id take a video doing to him what he did to the kid. Ah hell Id cut the rope anyway.

I will bring the brass knuckles and a roll of quarters...

 We don't know if the guy in the video is indeed the baby sitter.  If he was I would agree thats a fucked up thing to do and he could possibly open himself up to legal problems and an ass whuppin.
 That said, the whole point of me posting this was that seeing this video reminded me of when I was a kid and my Dad would tease me like that.  I didn't grow up to be a beltway sniper and I didnt get therapy later in life either.  Dad would have scared the shit out of me at first and then had me laughing my ass off a minute or two later.
  I remember one time when I was like 3 or 4, we were all sitting in the front room, watching TV and waiting for Dad to come home from work when all of a sudden my brother and sister let out a scream and I look at the window and theres what appears to be an orange fuzzy monster in the window.  We all about shit our pants. The front door flew open and then I saw this monster in the house peeking around the corner from the hallway.  I'm about to freak the fuck out when I hear my Dad giggiling and he comes around the corner this "monster" which turns out to be a fucking puppet over his right hand.  Even my Mom got scared for a second and then we all busted up laughing.  Someone at work gave Dad this puppet to give to us kids and Dad saw his chance and took it to mess with us.
 I remember another time not long after the puppet incident were were on our way to Reno from San Fran, when all of a sudden Dad says, "You guys want to see a cool view of the mountains?" We all said Ok. A minute or two later Dad pulls over and what unfolds in front of us was one of the most beautiful mountain vistas I've ever seen.  The next thing I know my Dad is going over the guardrail and walks to the edge of the cliff and jumps over. Mind you we're way up in the mountains and we're all thinking my Dad just committed suicide.  My Mom and Grandmother are sceaming and the kids are all crying.  Mom goes over to the edge and theres my Dad on a ledge about 8 feet down screaming "AAAAAHHHHH!" Needless to say Dad got the shit slapped out of him by Mom.  It also took her over 15 minutes to calm us all down.
 That was the type of house I grew up in.  While I can agree that teasing and scaring children not the best thing to do, its pretty damn funny and makes for good stories later in their lives.      

I agree 100%

OK....Story time

**  " The Razzoon" **

I come home from school one day (I am about 8 or 9 y/o) to find my father in his workshop...

He tells me this elaborate story of how he cornered this strange animal in one of the tool sheds and he has no idea what it is!

" Its a vicious son-of-a-gun, I tell ya....it almost got a hold of me, had to knock it unconscious!"

"CAN I SEE IT... CAN I SEE IT??"

Well, of course I can see it...its right over here in this Heavy-Duty, super safe cage he had made to contain the beast....3/4" ply-wood, "000" stainless steel wire grid front for your viewing pleasure....

The box is a little larger than a "Carry on" piece of luggage, and VERY sturdy.  
It has a half full water bottle hanging from the front wire mesh, the floor of the cage is covered in alfalfa and what appears to be bunny poop...

I cautiously approach..

As I near the front of the cage, I notice the interior is sectioned with a little wall, so the beast can hide in the dark recesses of his "Freak show" jail cell.

"Can you see it?"....

Not wanting my father to find out that his boy is a puss, I edge closer to the front of the cage.  Keeping about a foot of comfort between me and the heavy steel bars, I squint my eyes and crouch down just a bit....and I SEE IT!

It is sleeping....the hideous monster that almost killed my father is sleeping in the far corner of its cage, and now I can just see a few strands of its evil black scraggly fur wisping around the edge of the partition.

"Let me wake it up for ya..."

Before I can protest, my father produces a 2 foot long stick that he jams into a strategically located hole in the side of the cage.....

I dont know what happened exactly but there was a loud crash, a streak of black flying through the air and a heavy smell of death all around me ...

The only thought in my 8 year old brain was that the killer had escaped and had come to rest on top of my head.

SWEET MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS HOLY!  I did what any kid would do in a similar situation....I passed out!


Well, when I came to...and my father stopped laughing and dusted himself off from rolling around on the ground, he demonstrated his latest invention to me.

It was a black wig that could be catapulted out of the top of the "Cage" when the mechanism was triggered with the stick.

"Ha Ha pop....now, let me borrow that stick to scrape the poopy outta my shorts!"

I think I will bring the Razoon home next time I am at my dads.

Quoted:  We don't know if the guy in the video is indeed the baby sitter.  If he was I would agree thats a fucked up thing to do and he could possibly open himself up to legal problems and an ass whuppin.  That said, the whole point of me posting this was that seeing this video reminded me of when I was a kid and my Dad would tease me like that.  I didn't grow up to be a beltway sniper and I didnt get therapy later in life either.  Dad would have scared the shit out of me at first and then had me laughing my ass off a minute or two later.   I remember one time when I was like 3 or 4, we were all sitting in the front room, watching TV and waiting for Dad to come home from work when all of a sudden my brother and sister let out a scream and I look at the window and theres what appears to be an orange fuzzy monster in the window.  We all about shit our pants. The front door flew open and then I saw this monster in the house peeking around the corner from the hallway.  I'm about to freak the fuck out when I hear my Dad giggiling and he comes around the corner this "monster" which turns out to be a fucking puppet over his right hand.  Even my Mom got scared for a second and then we all busted up laughing.  Someone at work gave Dad this puppet to give to us kids and Dad saw his chance and took it to mess with us.  I remember another time not long after the puppet incident were were on our way to Reno from San Fran, when all of a sudden Dad says, "You guys want to see a cool view of the mountains?" We all said Ok. A minute or two later Dad pulls over and what unfolds in front of us was one of the most beautiful mountain vistas I've ever seen.  The next thing I know my Dad is going over the guardrail and walks to the edge of the cliff and jumps over. Mind you we're way up in the mountains and we're all thinking my Dad just committed suicide.  My Mom and Grandmother are sceaming and the kids are all crying.  Mom goes over to the edge and theres my Dad on a ledge about 8 feet down screaming "AAAAAHHHHH!" Needless to say Dad got the shit slapped out of him by Mom.  It also took her over 15 minutes to calm us all down.  That was the type of house I grew up in.  While I can agree that teasing and scaring children not the best thing to do, its pretty damn funny and makes for good stories later in their lives.

You should get some therapy motherfucker

I still have some incriminating video of you and my Mossy 590...

Incriminating?   That was training!  

Quoted:  We don't know if the guy in the video is indeed the baby sitter.  If he was I would agree thats a fucked up thing to do and he could possibly open himself up to legal problems and an ass whuppin.  That said, the whole point of me posting this was that seeing this video reminded me of when I was a kid and my Dad would tease me like that.  I didn't grow up to be a beltway sniper and I didnt get therapy later in life either.  Dad would have scared the shit out of me at first and then had me laughing my ass off a minute or two later.   I remember one time when I was like 3 or 4, we were all sitting in the front room, watching TV and waiting for Dad to come home from work when all of a sudden my brother and sister let out a scream and I look at the window and theres what appears to be an orange fuzzy monster in the window.  We all about shit our pants. The front door flew open and then I saw this monster in the house peeking around the corner from the hallway.  I'm about to freak the fuck out when I hear my Dad giggiling and he comes around the corner this "monster" which turns out to be a fucking puppet over his right hand.  Even my Mom got scared for a second and then we all busted up laughing.  Someone at work gave Dad this puppet to give to us kids and Dad saw his chance and took it to mess with us.  I remember another time not long after the puppet incident were were on our way to Reno from San Fran, when all of a sudden Dad says, "You guys want to see a cool view of the mountains?" We all said Ok. A minute or two later Dad pulls over and what unfolds in front of us was one of the most beautiful mountain vistas I've ever seen.  The next thing I know my Dad is going over the guardrail and walks to the edge of the cliff and jumps over. Mind you we're way up in the mountains and we're all thinking my Dad just committed suicide.  My Mom and Grandmother are sceaming and the kids are all crying.  Mom goes over to the edge and theres my Dad on a ledge about 8 feet down screaming "AAAAAHHHHH!" Needless to say Dad got the shit slapped out of him by Mom.  It also took her over 15 minutes to calm us all down.  That was the type of house I grew up in.  While I can agree that teasing and scaring children not the best thing to do, its pretty damn funny and makes for good stories later in their lives.

I agree too.  The guy in the video would have been funny, but he didn't know when to quit.  After several seconds of it he should have let the little kid know he was just kidding...  Shoot, I tease my kids, and I scare my kids, but I never let it go THAT far- and they always get a kiss and a hug afterwards.  Maybe it's just the mom in me.

Oh man, your stories almost gave me a heart attack I was laughing so hard! I used to love it when my Dad scared the shit out of me as a kid! The terror was exquisite! Of course I passed the tradition on to my kids, and they'll do the same soon. Think of this: when you sit around having beers with your kids (I hope they're old enough) what stories come up more often, sunsets on the lake when you're camping; or the time when Dad woke you up at 0300 with 2 flashlights and a loud recording of a Kenworth, screaming "LOOK OUT! TRUCKKK!" It's the simple things that bring so much joy in life! Lighten up!

Quoted: Quoted:  We don't know if the guy in the video is indeed the baby sitter.  If he was I would agree thats a fucked up thing to do and he could possibly open himself up to legal problems and an ass whuppin.  That said, the whole point of me posting this was that seeing this video reminded me of when I was a kid and my Dad would tease me like that.  I didn't grow up to be a beltway sniper and I didnt get therapy later in life either.  Dad would have scared the shit out of me at first and then had me laughing my ass off a minute or two later.   I remember one time when I was like 3 or 4, we were all sitting in the front room, watching TV and waiting for Dad to come home from work when all of a sudden my brother and sister let out a scream and I look at the window and theres what appears to be an orange fuzzy monster in the window.  We all about shit our pants. The front door flew open and then I saw this monster in the house peeking around the corner from the hallway.  I'm about to freak the fuck out when I hear my Dad giggiling and he comes around the corner this "monster" which turns out to be a fucking puppet over his right hand.  Even my Mom got scared for a second and then we all busted up laughing.  Someone at work gave Dad this puppet to give to us kids and Dad saw his chance and took it to mess with us.  I remember another time not long after the puppet incident were were on our way to Reno from San Fran, when all of a sudden Dad says, "You guys want to see a cool view of the mountains?" We all said Ok. A minute or two later Dad pulls over and what unfolds in front of us was one of the most beautiful mountain vistas I've ever seen.  The next thing I know my Dad is going over the guardrail and walks to the edge of the cliff and jumps over. Mind you we're way up in the mountains and we're all thinking my Dad just committed suicide.  My Mom and Grandmother are sceaming and the kids are all crying.  Mom goes over to the edge and theres my Dad on a ledge about 8 feet down screaming "AAAAAHHHHH!" Needless to say Dad got the shit slapped out of him by Mom.  It also took her over 15 minutes to calm us all down.  That was the type of house I grew up in.  While I can agree that teasing and scaring children not the best thing to do, its pretty damn funny and makes for good stories later in their lives.       You should get some therapy motherfucker I still have some incriminating video of you and my Mossy 590...

Yeah..what a nice first impression that was..I laughed my ass off..I think Animus should post that on youtube.com..

That in no way shape or form did any damage to the little kid. I dont think the guy went over board at all.... you all must have lived shelterd lives. I had 100x worse crap done to me by my own brothers.