Marlboro: You know, that gun costs about two dollars every time you fire it. That's two bucks a bullet. Harley: Well how many'd I hit? Marlboro: You spent $12.00 and didn't hit a goddamn thing. I nailed one and it cost about $4.25
Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy: Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike. The first is we both like to spread our "stink" around. The second is we both get hit by cars a lot. The third is stripes.
"The character inherent in the American people has done all that has been accomplished; and it would have done somewhat more, if the government had not sometimes got in its way." -- Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
[Last Edit: 2/28/2007 8:07:47 AM EST by Cape_hunter]
Originally Posted By Code3AK: Did you at least shoot the skunk?
I made that mistake.......once.
"The character inherent in the American people has done all that has been accomplished; and it would have done somewhat more, if the government had not sometimes got in its way." -- Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)