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Posted: 1/6/2005 10:09:05 AM EDT
Tell tehm to suspend this crap!!!!

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Link Posted: 1/6/2005 11:46:37 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/6/2005 2:26:32 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Timanator:
Tell tehm to suspend this crap!!!!

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They have this out by me. It works real well. In fact, I saw a tow truck hook on to a bicycle the other day. The guy standing next to the broken down bicycle looked like he was wearing a lamp shade. I later realized he was the mayor. I have seen some over anxious tow truck drivers actually hook on to turtles crossing the road. You might relay this info to someone we both know.


Link Posted: 1/6/2005 2:45:05 PM EDT
Hahahahaahahah


I'm gonna report you guys to the SPCA...

Link Posted: 1/6/2005 2:56:07 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/6/2005 4:30:44 PM EDT
Damn the whities.

Lamp shade hats to all...
Link Posted: 1/6/2005 10:24:56 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/6/2005 10:25:25 PM EDT by NFA_Investments]
I have seen some over anxious tow truck drivers actually hook on to turtles crossing the road. You might relay this info to someone we both know.

Did the wrecker driver try and make soup from the towed turtle?
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 4:44:45 AM EDT

Originally Posted By NFA_Investments:
I have seen some over anxious tow truck drivers actually hook on to turtles crossing the road. You might relay this info to someone we both know.

Did the wrecker driver try and make soup from the towed turtle?



I don't know it was too early in the morning to tell. Around 4:30 A.M.

Another vain attempt at white humor.
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 6:47:25 PM EDT
Did someone say Turtles!!!???
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 9:46:00 PM EDT
Here's an act of civil disobediance for you...

1. Drive into Houston on a major freeway.
2. Pull over and stop on emergency lane (a.k.a. the shoulder).
3. Turn on flashers.
4. Wait five minutes, or until the cops/tow truck is just about upon you.
5. Turn off emergency flashers.
6. Drive away.

Repeat every 3/4 mile or so.

Extra touches could be raising hood, fiddling with tire jack, leaning against car and smoking a cigarette, shooting the bird to the TranStar cameras, etc. Ad lib if necessary.

Just think, if 500 people per day added an extra five minutes to their commute, that would be 500 unnecessary wrecker trips. Soon, wrecker companies would be screaming about gas costs to criss-cross the city on unnecessary calls.

Just my thoughts...

Jeremy
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