I IMed a few of you guys a couple months ago about coming over to Sunny Wales for my usual business trip and I was a bit delayed. I had to reschedule it for the 21 Aug. I land the 21st in Gatwick and head out to the wild Welsh west- directly to fabulous Bridgend.
On the way to Wales, I would hope that no one blows anything up in London until I can get past Swindon. As you know, I will have refrain from shooting anyone due to being forced to leave all 5 of my carry pistols in the glove box of my pickup truck back in Dallas. It's not that I am concerned for my safety, its just going to bother a Texan like myself if something bad happens and I can't draw down.
Over that next week I expect to have a pig roast in my honor, maybe a parade or two and I am fully prepared to drink all the free beer that my fellow UK ARFCOMMERS buy for me. I won't signing any autographs on this trip, so don't ask.
Since I have spent a bit of time in Wales I am bringing the usual equipment needed to get along with the natives. I have packed a Stanley disposable razor knife, a half a case of warm Special Vat and a small bottle of 'Sheep in heat' scent in case I get lonely. If your looking for me while I am over I usually wear a red t-shirt with 'Valley Girls Like it Rough' on the front and 'Swansea, the nicest side of England" on the back.
Have everything ready when I get there.
That is all.
Heh. Sounds about right for a Yank, huh?
Seriously, I hope to get together with some of you guys while I am over (Taf this surely means you). I go through withdrawl if I can't talk guns for a while and thats not exactly the usual topic of choice in a pub.
IM me if you are going to be around sometime between the 21st and the 27th and I will be sure to buy the beer. Thats pretty big since I use a third world currency and it cost me a small fortune to go on the piss.
Jason