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Posted: 7/13/2008 11:47:51 PM EDT
There seems to be more and more of them at Starbucks every morning, milling about bumping into each other and knocking over things. A whole lot at Whole foods pretty much at all hours.
Link Posted: 7/14/2008 12:57:19 AM EDT

Geez I must have a zombie infestation in my area. There's five "Zombiebucks" with in a two mile radius by my house. I wonder how many of those "Zombie bucks" are getting the ax? I'll find out in a few months.
Link Posted: 7/14/2008 7:11:57 AM EDT
So some larger entity is trying to control the infestation by eliminating the nests! That's a sound strategy. Although I recall back in the late 90's they tried the same tactics with Crispy Creme hives, they just relocated to In and Out.
Link Posted: 7/14/2008 7:43:51 AM EDT
Zombies typically go for brains, and Zombiebucks variety doesn't, at least yet. So as for now keep them i nsight but no trigger pulling.
Link Posted: 7/14/2008 12:33:08 PM EDT
Roger that. Observe do not engage.
Link Posted: 7/14/2008 2:17:51 PM EDT
This is the reason I bought my AK. I'll keep my eyes open over here on the East Side.
Link Posted: 7/15/2008 10:47:34 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Hillshaveeyes1:
There seems to be more and more of them at Starbucks every morning, milling about bumping into each other and knocking over things. A whole lot at Whole foods pretty much at all hours.


Step 1 - Don't go to Starbucks or Whole Foods. Unless you are too far down the road to zombieism to save.
Link Posted: 7/15/2008 11:12:46 PM EDT
Good advice PaDanby!
I can't stand to go into Whole Foods. The one in Mill Valley(me valley) is especially infested. They are not eating brains but the are eating bran....pretty close. The occasional lapse in judgement usually results in me leaving the joint angry with my $17 salad and $3 apple.
Starbucks....that's tougher. I really like Starbucks. Consistency. I suppose if I turn my friends will know what they have to do....
Link Posted: 7/16/2008 12:50:46 AM EDT
Link Posted: 7/16/2008 1:36:52 AM EDT
Yup, to the head....but let me finish my Grande Americano first.
Link Posted: 7/16/2008 4:25:21 AM EDT
Metrosexual is the last phase before going full-on zombie. Consider yourself advised.
Link Posted: 7/16/2008 12:53:05 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MadMex:
Metrosexual is the last phase before going full-on zombie. Consider yourself advised.


Link Posted: 7/20/2008 5:47:54 PM EDT
Should I switch to black coffee in a dirty cup? Thanks for the warning. I think I'll go have a big fat steak washed down with some jack.
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