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There better be some hot women there...brunetts, big ta-ta`s,.....
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Uh-oh! I see Ndenway's influence is rubbing off! You probably don't care if they are totally covered with hair or not!
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Yes I do, I like `em clean and smoooooooooooth.....
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hey 1shott, just remember to bring these things, soap,water,lotion, razors and nair, and you'll have clean and smooth, but don't fret should you forget your supplies, just remember to
close your eyes and think
"animal kingdom" and your a big old silver back in the deep dark jungles of the congo.
Or that your "James Bond" and your taking one for queen and country
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Or like your back in the early 70's and your the "king hippy" of the commune and theres a great lookin hippy chick under all that hair
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And finally, if their "really ugly", just turn out the lights, that way you'll at least know how a blind man does it
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well grandson, thats all the worldly advice I can give you, or at least what I've gathered in 21 years of manhood, take it and venture into the world of life, cause remember this, and its the most important thing to remember,
is that a picky man never gets laid
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ND out