Hey, Texas, party for LordTrader...

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Posted: 12/31/2002 8:36:32 AM EDT

As some of you know, one of us is in need of a good time. Matter of fact, there are SEVERAL of us that need to let our hair down.

I know of a Gentleman's club that I consider the perfect spot to unwind. It is in DFW. The drinks are reasonable, the women are friendly.

"The Fair", by Six Flags in Grand Prairie.

1.00 draft beer (10 ouncers) (you can order 2 at a time, one fore you, one for LT...)
1.00 mixed drinks
5.00 Cover (I think)

Cheap women.

For less than 20 bucks you can get lightly toasted (you gotta drive, boys...) Tip a waitress, stuff a G-String or two, see ever woman in the room semi-clothed and still have enough money left over to tip the door girl on the way out.

Interested? I plan to be there Friday (January 3rd)

TRG

PS. Someone grab LT on the way over. I doubt he will be able to drive himself home.

Posted: 12/31/2002 8:40:21 AM EDT

[#1]

How much extra for a plane ticket from Sea-Tac? Sounds like fun!

Posted: 12/31/2002 8:41:52 AM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
How much extra for a plane ticket from Sea-Tac? Sounds like fun!

1.298? Not sure. Start driving now, you should be here by then. You can stay at my place in Canton. Not kidding.

Posted: 12/31/2002 9:06:28 AM EDT

[#3]

You should get him up here to Canada..

We do not have those silly little G string laws.....

Just put a toonie in your mouth...

Lie back on the stage...

She will come up stradle you in a 69 position....

Slide up your body then take the money with her tits....

I am not going to say what $20 buys!

And remember this is CANADIAN money!

Posted: 12/31/2002 9:14:14 AM EDT

[#4]

I don't think I'll make it this weekend, but I am hoping to attend the next ETHunfest in the spring. I need to schedule my vacation within the next few days though and noone has responded to me if there is a known set of dates yet.

Have fun this weekend. Have a beer and "stuff a G-string or two" for me!

Posted: 12/31/2002 9:17:26 AM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
You should get him up here to Canada..

We do not have those silly little G string laws.....

Just put a toonie in your mouth...

Lie back on the stage...

She will come up stradle you in a 69 position....

Slide up your body then take the money with her tits....

I am not going to say what $20 buys!

And remember this is CANADIAN money!

The reason Canada is better than WA is that you can drink at the strip clubs (all nekkid BTW). Here you get $5 cokes!!

Posted: 12/31/2002 9:30:09 AM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:

The reason Canada is better than WA is that you can drink at the strip clubs (all nekkid BTW). Here you get $5 cokes!!

Wow! Upper body nude in Texas. No lower if you have a liquor license. (ie. Lower nudity means BYOB)

Also in Texas. No Touching is allowed. (I know, this one gets bent, but it is the Law)

Posted: 12/31/2002 1:27:22 PM EDT

[#7]

I always wondered why my Loonies smelled kinda funny...

BTW, I can't go. Never could stand watching someone cook when I know I'm not allowed to eat the meal.

Posted: 12/31/2002 1:40:52 PM EDT

[#8]

So,
TheRedGoat is gonna give LT a lap dance at a strip club.
I dont see how this will help LT but I need a good laugh.

Posted: 12/31/2002 2:21:47 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
So,
TheRedGoat is gonna give LT a lap dance at a strip club.
I dont see how this will help LT but I need a good laugh.

Maybe this will help....

You and 1GUNRUNNER are the same person! I knew it!

TRG

Posted: 12/31/2002 10:17:45 PM EDT

[#10]

I'm in. The Fare is a mere 5 miles from the ol' homestead here. I'm working the 2nd and the 4th - so, I won't be drinking much.

What time did you say?

Posted: 1/1/2003 8:14:22 AM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
You should get him up here to Canada..

We do not have those silly little G string laws.....

Just put a toonie in your mouth...

Lie back on the stage...

She will come up stradle you in a 69 position....

Slide up your body then take the money with her tits....

I am not going to say what $20 buys!

And remember this is CANADIAN money!

There are places that do this around here too... just gotta know where to go.

Posted: 1/1/2003 8:15:33 AM EDT

[#12]

I'm in!

Posted: 1/1/2003 9:31:10 AM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
I'm in. The Fare is a mere 5 miles from the ol' homestead here. I'm working the 2nd and the 4th - so, I won't be drinking much.

What time did you say?

I am not sure what time I will be there. We need someone to get there early (around 4?) to get a few tables set aside. Probably going to be busy on a Friday night.

Energizer, LT said you don't drink. you feel like being a DD?

TRG

Posted: 1/1/2003 9:46:39 AM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
Probably going to be busy on a Friday night.

Energizer, LT said you don't drink. you feel like being a DD?

TRG

I love to go, but family obligation (daughter
BD) will prevent this.

Besides, I can't drink, and have kidney problem.

Posted: 1/1/2003 6:28:49 PM EDT

[#15]

Somebody post directions. It must be new, I work in Grand Prairie and never heard of "The Fair" being there. I'm ready!

Posted: 1/1/2003 7:21:34 PM EDT

[#16]

Somebody IM or e-mail me with the details. I may have to come down to the Red River Army Depo. If I get that close I'll come on down. I could use a night on the town.

Posted: 1/1/2003 8:14:42 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
You should get him up here to Canada..

We do not have those silly little G string laws.....

Just put a toonie in your mouth...

Lie back on the stage...

She will come up stradle you in a 69 position....

Slide up your body then take the money with her tits....

I am not going to say what $20 buys!

And remember this is CANADIAN money!

Where in Canada are you? SOunds nicer than any of the clubs I know about, 'course I have not found any of the ones here yet :(

Posted: 1/2/2003 4:53:32 AM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
Somebody post directions. It must be new, I work in Grand Prairie and never heard of "The Fair" being there. I'm ready!

That's about wherethe place is located. I don't recall if it is "The Fare" of "The Fair".

Here is the Yahoo map link, in case you want to zoom in/out

maps.yahoo.com/py/maps.py?Ds=n&uz=76010&BFCat=&Pyt=Tmap&addr=&city=Arlington&state=TX&csz=Arlington%2C+TX&slt=32.735630&sln=-97.108231&mlt=32.736927&mln=-97.061193&zip=&country=us&mag=8&cs=7&BFClient=&BFKey=&poi=&poititle=&map.x=189&map.y=40

There is a Pancho's Mexican Buffet about 1/2 block from it. Also a McDonald's is 1 block north of the place. If you see Pancho's and McDonald's you just need to go a block or so South.

Large, two story, pebble facade building.

Get there when you can. I think a few of us may get there around 4 to beat the rush for tables.

Posted: 1/2/2003 5:01:07 AM EDT

[#19]

Just FYI. That is an 'Area' map. I don't know exactly which road it is on. Get close, can't miss it.

Posted: 1/2/2003 10:04:43 AM EDT

[#20]

Damn!! I better check this forum more often. I'm in!!

Posted: 1/2/2003 2:16:47 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:

Where in Canada are you? SOunds nicer than any of the clubs I know about, 'course I have not found any of the ones here yet :(

Ontario!

Posted: 1/2/2003 2:28:53 PM EDT

[#22]

DAMN! Bad deal, Red River Depo is closed tomorrow so I won't be headed down that way.[>Q]

Ya'll turn a glass over for me.

Posted: 1/2/2003 5:25:08 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
I'm in. The Fare is a mere 5 miles from the ol' homestead here. I'm working the 2nd and the 4th - so, I won't be drinking much.

What time did you say?

We'll be there around happy hour, say 5-6PM