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1/25/2018 7:38:29 AM
Posted: 3/27/2006 5:37:23 PM EST
shit your pants when you didn't mean too, damn it man, sisters baby turned three yestarday and I didn't make it cause I've had this stomach virus stuff thats been going around, so I stopped by awhile ago to drop off presents and say hello, well the kids see me and come running out with the toy guns pointing a shooting,

so I do a quick draw with my finger gun and start fannin my thumb and yelling bangbangbang........well the kids get mad cause I'm usally fartin instead of saying bang, so I rip out a few that sounded like a flock of ducks quacking, well my cofindence went up that the immodium AD was working, so I'm really letting them fly, kids were laughing and giggling, egging me on, my sister laughing so hard shes bout to pass out, then it happened..................................goose egg gravy and fuckmefunny, kids really got a laugh outta that, I had to go back home and wash my ass and change my pants,

damn kids, told them to laugh it up, cause they'll get the shits one day and I'll be laughing at them when they fill their shorts.
Link Posted: 3/27/2006 5:40:10 PM EST
Link Posted: 3/27/2006 5:40:46 PM EST
Way to much info.......
Link Posted: 3/27/2006 6:13:31 PM EST
Better you than me!! And another reason why yer not goin with me to the JTAC Shoot hahahahahaa
Link Posted: 3/27/2006 6:37:50 PM EST
That is some funny SHIT man. Its even worse though when that SHIT happens at work and your over an hour away from home Being sick with IBS sucks.
Link Posted: 3/27/2006 7:14:02 PM EST
I think I would have kept that to myself.....lol
Link Posted: 3/27/2006 7:39:09 PM EST
All I can say is that farts with lumps in them are no fun!
Link Posted: 3/27/2006 8:05:33 PM EST

Originally Posted By danc46:
All I can say is that farts with lumps in them are no fun!



Ah yes the Shart.......
Link Posted: 3/27/2006 9:59:27 PM EST

Originally Posted By danc46:
All I can say is that farts with lumps in them are no fun!




man.......I'da wished for lumps, maybe they'd of slowed it down some, this gravy was lumpless, I had to put on a trashbag like a depends diaper before I got in my car to head to the house and clean up,

what gets me about the trots is that one second your fartin and laughing, the next your walking like roy rogers just rode trigger out your ass.

Link Posted: 3/27/2006 10:04:03 PM EST

Originally Posted By RatTerrier:
Better you than me!! And another reason why yer not goin with me to the JTAC Shoot hahahahahaa



shit Rat..........we wouldn't even make it outta clev. co. before you started whine'n, hell when we was shooting the other week you acted like I pointed a gun at you when I farted a little bit, and it was breezy out.
Link Posted: 3/28/2006 3:02:08 AM EST
I could have gone a long time without reading that.
Link Posted: 3/28/2006 5:07:16 AM EST
Ndenway, I would like to thank you for the laugh......bad stuff for ya, but funny to read.
Link Posted: 3/28/2006 5:34:53 AM EST
Is it or is it not funny sh*t?
Link Posted: 3/28/2006 7:50:07 AM EST
Man, I feel for ya. Been there done that. It is literaly the SHITS.

Funny story though.
Link Posted: 3/28/2006 10:41:56 AM EST
man I finished the box of immodiom this morning, stuff'll probably bind me up for a week now.
Link Posted: 3/28/2006 3:32:45 PM EST
Been said before but thats funny as shit!! I needed a good laugh, so I guess it was worth a shit wasn't it?

Thanks again!!!
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