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Posted: 9/30/2005 1:00:38 PM EDT
An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male
 buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter, "Want >coffee."

 The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a mug
 of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts
 the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter
 every where, then just walks out.


 The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand
 pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter
 and says to the waiter, "Want coffee."


 The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from
 yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"


  (hang on, this is really good......)

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 The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Training for upper management
 position: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to
 clean up, disappear for rest of day.

Link Posted: 9/30/2005 2:02:48 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/30/2005 2:07:29 PM EDT by WRF]
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Link Posted: 9/30/2005 2:12:44 PM EDT
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