Name 5 non-computer things on your desk right........NOW!
1 AP .50 round
Jack in the box Bobblehead
Swiss Army knife
Business cards from various vendors
AK Pistol grip
oh wait....you said 5.
bottle of water
a bottle of Aleve
a bottle of vicodin
a hershey's bar
and my pen
5 rounds of Silver Bear 7.62x39
A Camo-Compac Camoflage make-up kit
Disney Princess's A christmas of Enchantment DVD
The front and Rear Trunion of my Polish Underfolder
A copy of GPO: 1988-197-931 *supersedes GTA 9-1-2
That is the first 5 things I saw when asked...there is lots more.
Desks are for Dockers clad, weather intolerant pussies.
Red squishy, does not bounce off vendor/contractor's heads, ball
I'd have said a bottle of Alleve but its in a box under the desk for now.
Edited to add I can't read....
had my last 3 wisdom teeth taken out on Friday. Hurts like hell right now!
books & papers
a bag of carrots
a fish net
lamp w/ stand
keeper for pens/pencils
scotch tape dispenser
RayBan Wayfarer sunglasses
You need to come up with two more, I would say VOIP phone and a digicam are computer related.
I could say three, because a calculator is a computer, but Im not going to be a nit-pic.
On the desk?
C&R application packet from the US Department of Justice
Address lables with Gunchycks address already written on them
Stack of Bills to be paid and filed
legal size scratch pad small portable scratch pad
1. Coffee mug
2. Small copper pin with a Cowboy on it
3. Old Hamm's beer bottle opener
4. 2 Sharpies
5. Sig P226R DAK 9mm (only on desk 'cause I just brought it home and am giving it a once over)
Absolutely not, they are at home because Bigscrun insisted that he get to keep them.
If you are going to make me come out and ask...
WHERE IS THE PORN!
Wouldn't that be computer related?
Sorry, Im old school..
"Et Cetera, LLC" Catalog
pack of smokes, lighter and ashtray
Iced tea in a MD liter bottle
Hogue AR 15 grip
3 boxes of assorted 9mm ammo
Hall's cough drops
Pencils, pens, sharpie
Starbucks gift card
Yes, my desk is cluttered
He needs them for the voodoo doll!
There is always at least one person that just cant follow instructions.
SpongeBobSquarePants replica with authentic Crabby patty treats.
CD Iron Maiden; Powerslave
an empty check book
One of the reasons why it's still sitting on my desk.
Well, right now I'm using the wife's laptop, which is (appropriately enough) in my lap, so it couls be argued that...
Oh, never mind.
On my desk--
One each Maine Coon "Kitten". (She's actually 10 years old, but don't tell her.)
ROK Frag grenade canister masquerading as a pen/pencil holder.
Two issues American Handgunner.
One issue Guns and Ammo.
One issue New Gun Week.
I couldn't pick just 5.
If 5 is good, isn't 15 better?
And no, I never was much good at following directions. Ask my Wife, she's finally learned the futility of leaving me a honey-do list. Still working on the rest of her training though.
Fujifilm S3100 camera
Gift card to REI/Mariners
Managing Hazardous Materials handbook
1.) One .50BMG Ball round (M2).
2.) Two 5.56 x 45mm blanks (M200).
3.) One 0.5 fl. oz. bottle of Break Free CLP.
4.) One Radio Shack 50-channel handheld scanner.
5.) One Dilbert-head mug / stein filled with pencils, pens, highlighters & markers.
Cell phone (gave up land line)
Cowboy hat (to stop overhead glare at night)
Nail clipper kit (how can they grow so fast?)
Compressed air (for chasing cat off keyboard)
Mini-Tomahawk (don't ask)
1 40mm practice grenade shell
1 .50 BMG shell
2 .45 LC shells
1 .22 LR cartridge.
2. Speer GoldDot .45 auto 230 gr GDHP (20 count)
3. 16ft. measuring tape.
4. 6 Ribbon bar
5. Mapquest directions to the guy I am buying a gun safe from on Thursday
1. A York automotive A/C compressor with the flange-style head removed.
2. An old quarter-inch drive Snap-On socket set and ratchet.
3. A 175psi pressure switch, various air fittings and 50 feet of 300psi airline.
4. A FAL parts kit.
5. An 8lb box full of electronics components from Mouser.com and a new soldering iron.
6. A half empty bottle of Booker Noe's.
1. pack of Orbit bubblemint gum
2. broken 8x digital camera binoculars that the Father-in-Law sent for X-mas
3. crappy NcStar laser sight that won't hold zero but is fun to play with dogs n cats
4. massage roller ball thingy (like a big track ball--think Centipede game in the arcade)
5. NWTactical business card that John had in with my last care package
1: Antenna Tuner,
2: Picture of Girlfriend
3: 1 box 9mm ammo
5: Glock 19
7: Digital Camera
8: Cell phone
9: business Band Radio
10: vx7r Ham radio
11: 17 Amp battery
12: Flight Wings Pin
13: Point Blank Interceptor Manual
17: AR-15 Mags
18: Scanner Frequency book
19: Quote Book
20: Tubes of miltec-1
i added bonus ones
Finger nail polish
Blood pressure meds.
sharps container with used needle in it.
delivery confirmation slips for brass that I sent out.
speed strip with 5 .357 mag black talon rounds in it.
pictures of my kids.
I have right now on my desk a WA. Hometown calender girl!!
That is two!....
Damn Hoot, how in the hell do you expect to help end this Nation from a Tyranical enemy if you cant follow simple gawd-dammed instructions!?!?.......PAY ATTENTION TO DETAIL!...
Thanks for catching that JSbunchanumbers...