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Posted: 5/4/2003 5:22:51 AM EDT
Today, the world was stunned by the news of the death of the Energizer Bunny. He was six years old. Authorities believe that the death occurred approximately 8:42 last evening. Best known as the irritating pink bunny that kept going, and going, and going. "Pinkie" as he was known to his friends and family, was alone at the time of his death.

An emergency autopsy was performed early this morning. Chief Medical Examiner, Dura Cell, concluded that the cause of death was acute cardiac arrest induced by sexual over-stimulation. Apparently, someone had put the bunny's batteries in backwards and he kept coming, and coming, and coming...


Link Posted: 5/4/2003 8:06:11 AM EDT
[#1]
haha
Link Posted: 5/4/2003 5:44:56 PM EDT
[#2]
Still going...
Link Posted: 5/5/2003 7:08:53 PM EDT
[#3]
NEWS FLASH!!!
Washington DC police have arrested the Energizer Bunny.  They will charge it with battery.
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