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Posted: 1/31/2006 6:32:38 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/2/2006 11:23:12 AM EDT by SC-Texas]
Had a funny experience with a security guard from the dark continent yesterday at a parking garage.

I was walking past the garage and noticed that they had a BIG sign, inside their atrium on the window of the security guard shack/pay booth that banned CCW. Now this is an open entrance with no doors. I thought the setup looked odd and I also found it odd that a parking garage would ban CCW. I also was looking to see if it was really a valid 30.06 sign. It wasn't.

The security guard cashier came lieterally runnig out of the booth when he saw me looking at the sign and demanded to know why I was reading the sign- in his nigerian accented voice.

I told him I was reading the sign.

He demanded to know why.

I looked at him and told him that it was White, very visible and had big letters and I wanted to see what it said. I didn't give him my first response which had to do with Englisdh literacy.

He got upset and confrontive and demanded to know why I was reading the sign

I backed out and started down the sidewalk and he came onto the public sidewalk and demanded to know why I was reading the sign- I told him becasue it was a sign that didn't have any legal force behind it and walked off.

The security guard then started yelling something that was heavily accented as I walked off.

It was kind of funny.

I'm going to grab the camera and take picures when I walk past there again.

So, the ARFCOM question of the Day:

1. Does this guy live in Slumlord's complex and is he going to a future tales of the slumlord subject on ARFCOM?

2. Should I have drawn down on him or his dog (assuming he has one that he hasn't eaten yet)?

3. Was he a Katrina/FEMA/.gov victim and angry at me because I am part of hte establishment that forced to stay in the StuporDome in NO when Katrina came through?

4. Was I insensitive to his plight because I can read and stopped to read his pretty little sign?




Not the same Security Guard- but that is the sign that casued all the ruckus
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 6:35:36 AM EDT
tagged for picture of sign and possible security guard
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 7:01:55 AM EDT
Originally Posted By SC-Texas:

So, the ARFCOM question of the Day:

1. Does this guy live in Slumlord's complex and is he going to a future tales of the slumlord subject on ARFCOM?

Probably, sounds like any number of my residents.

2. Should I have drawn down on him or his dog (assuming he has one that he hasn't eaten yet)?

You didn't see his dog-ka-bobs grilling next to the sign?

3. Was he a Katrina/FEMA/.gov victim and angry at me because I am part of hte establishment that forced to stay in the StuporDome in NO when Katrina came through?

If he lives in my place there is a good chance of all of that.

4. Was I insensitive to his plight because I can read and stopped to read his pretty little sign?

You're insensitive about everything!!! You're an educated white male, you can't help it, its obviously genetic.
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 7:13:13 AM EDT
Hell, go take HIS picture..........Lootie could use a break from all the photoshopping, tell him you will make him famous, on the internet, then charge him for the opportunity!
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 7:42:29 AM EDT
where was this? what building?
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 7:47:33 AM EDT
Stay on the sidewalk and take photos of the sign. If he comes out, take photos of him. If he doesn't like it, too bad.

Anything that is visible from public property is fair game for photos. If someone leaves their blinds open and you take pictures of them making the beast with 2 backs, there is no invasion of privacy. (I actually remember something ComLaw 101!)
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 9:02:46 AM EDT
You should have called him a racist for not having it written in Spanish!
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 11:10:28 AM EDT
waiting for pics! go by there today, and bring a voice recorder
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 12:25:48 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/31/2006 12:27:01 PM EDT by wise_jake]
It's a ruse. They get only non-CCW marks in there and then mug/rob/rape the shit out of them.
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 1:12:46 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 2:18:23 PM EDT
pics pics pics pics
Link Posted: 2/1/2006 4:07:18 AM EDT
Tagged, and please ask him why his uncle still hasn't sent me all those millions of dollars he promised me in an email.
Link Posted: 2/1/2006 7:20:15 AM EDT
SC,

That [ahem] man is going to shit his BDU's when he sees you taking a picture of that sign.

Please do so as soon as possible.

CMOS
Link Posted: 2/1/2006 7:24:13 AM EDT
please be sure to take the picture WHEN THE SAME GUY is present
Link Posted: 2/1/2006 8:28:20 AM EDT
Holy Crap!!! It's Cole and he'll probably get the Clic Mob to deaded you. I'd be careful.

[it's a reference to the scam baiter web site if you don't understand]

R.

Link Posted: 2/1/2006 10:18:30 AM EDT
How do you know his accent is Nigerian and not another country right next to it?
Link Posted: 2/1/2006 11:10:25 AM EDT
You mean Niger?

Maybe my geography is bad.
Link Posted: 2/1/2006 11:12:25 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/1/2006 11:17:04 AM EDT by MauserMark]
no Nigeria, a different country.

Niger borders it to the North.
Link Posted: 2/1/2006 2:38:01 PM EDT
too bad it's not the parking garage where I used to go when they had gun shows in the convention center downtown San Antonio-didn't have much cash, so I used to tote at least 4 long guns & shotguns, a few pistolas in plain view into the show to sell/trade He'da shi## elephants; and I wasn't the only one doing that!
Link Posted: 2/1/2006 3:56:37 PM EDT
Pics- I will try and get some tomorrow.

It was wet today
Link Posted: 2/1/2006 4:07:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SC-Texas:
He got upset and confrontive and demanded to know why I was reading the sign




Because you CAN, that's why.
Link Posted: 2/1/2006 7:18:16 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/1/2006 7:18:37 PM EDT by wise_jake]

Originally Posted By Triple_D:

Originally Posted By SC-Texas:
He got upset and confrontive and demanded to know why I was reading the sign


Because you CAN, that's why.


Good point.

Why have signs, if not for ppl to read them? Signs with words, anyway........

What about signs without words? Would he get pissed you're looking at them?

Him:
"What are you doing? Why are you looking at my sign? I will dead you!"

You:
"Dude, that half-nekkid girl holding a bottle of Jim Beam was hard to *not* look at."



You shoulda just choked a biotch.
Link Posted: 2/2/2006 11:23:38 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/2/2006 11:25:54 AM EDT by SC-Texas]
Updated with picture.

Not the same security guard.
Link Posted: 2/2/2006 11:34:15 AM EDT
we are only bound by the 51% and the 30.06 correct?
Link Posted: 2/2/2006 12:20:55 PM EDT
That is how I understand it ! and the 51% is kinda a BS sign any way !

InvisibleSoul
Link Posted: 2/2/2006 12:56:41 PM EDT
Wackenhut Security..............big Government Contractor......They are in a lot of airports over in Europe, especially the UK! You think they'd spring for a better sign and English speaking employees!
Link Posted: 2/2/2006 1:09:27 PM EDT
I always called them Wacken-Off security
Link Posted: 2/2/2006 1:36:52 PM EDT
Can we get a PhotoShop of this lady in a police uniform screaming "Get back, you turkeys!"?

Link Posted: 2/2/2006 8:00:16 PM EDT
I can't seem to find Section 4413(29ee) in the Texas Civil Statutes.

I do find mention of Section 4413(29ee) in the Texas Penal Code, Section 46.15 though (edited for clarity):




§ 46.15. NONAPPLICABILITY.

(edit here, removing part (a))

(b) Section 46.02 does not apply to a person who:

(edit here, removing (1) through (5)
(6) is carrying a concealed handgun and a valid
license issued under Article 4413(29ee), Revised Statutes, to carry
a concealed handgun of the same category as the handgun the person
is carrying;


(edit here, extraneous information)




And just for fun, here's section 46.02:



§ 46.02. UNLAWFUL CARRYING WEAPONS. (a) A person
commits an offense if he intentionally, knowingly, or recklessly
carries on or about his person a handgun, illegal knife, or club.
(b) Except as provided by Subsection (c), an offense under
this section is a Class A misdemeanor.
(c) An offense under this section is a felony of the third
degree if the offense is committed on any premises licensed or
issued a permit by this state for the sale of alcoholic beverages.




But the bitter question remains: Where is Section 4413(29ee) and what does it say?

Well, according to this site - http://www.gunlaws.com/tgogup.htm :


SB 1368 (1999). Technical Corrections Bill. Changes the old CHL law designation of 4413(29ee) to Subchapter H, Chapter 411, Government Code.



So, it seems likes the sign is about 7 years out of date.


Since the sign is so old, and the law has been changed, I declare this sign to be bullshit.


Jeremy

Link Posted: 2/2/2006 9:10:25 PM EDT
You should have Darth Vadered him! CHOKE A BITCH!
Link Posted: 2/2/2006 9:29:22 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/2/2006 9:33:30 PM EDT by rogue007]

Originally Posted By Citabria7GCBC:
You should have Darth Vadered him! CHOKE A BITCH!





[English prick] Let him go Lord Vader! [/English prick]



[Darth Vader] As you wish. [/Darth Vader]









Link Posted: 2/3/2006 9:26:34 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/6/2006 1:30:45 PM EDT by SC-Texas]
ya have to love it. The myth won't go away
Link Posted: 2/3/2006 12:56:57 PM EDT
What is the name of that city in western Niger?

I think it starts with a P.......

Link Posted: 2/5/2006 11:48:48 PM EDT
You know that Whacked-slut security has a rule that their revolvers remain unloaded in most cases.

WTF? Barney !!!! Where is your bullet?
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 6:55:56 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 7:02:39 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 11:41:22 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DVDTracker:
That's just a "No snubnose revolvers sign". If you're carrying an auto, then you're fine.


That sign discriminates against the illiterate.
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 12:34:23 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/6/2006 12:34:49 PM EDT by Nosmik]

Originally Posted By eklikwhoa:
we are only bound by the 51% and the 30.06 correct?



So are we in the clear? I keep seeing those "no guns allowed" signs in different places and I just look for any 30.06/51% id just to be sure.

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