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Posted: 10/11/2007 8:47:40 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/11/2007 8:48:10 AM EST by pcsutton]
Dear Abby,

I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth and one of my sisters, who lives in San Antonio, is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas.

I have two brothers; one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview. She is a part time "working girl".

All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancée and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her. Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Hillary Clinton for President?

Signed,

Worried About My Reputation
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 8:53:21 AM EST
good one
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 10:22:20 AM EST
Dear Worried About My Reputation, DISOWN THE COUSIN!
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 10:58:05 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 11:23:09 AM EST
LMAO....
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 12:50:13 PM EST


Hilarious but knowing this city it wouldn't suprise me if it was indeed true.
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