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Posted: 10/11/2004 8:28:33 PM EST
Before anyone breaks all "PC" on me Let it be known that I too am a Redneck, So its perfectly OK for me to use the term.

7:30am: Wake up, Look outside.....Nice day! I think Ill call in sick
8:15am: Call my Lady at work, tell her Im taking off and ask if she would like to go out to dinner this evening.
8:17am:Find out my lady is working over. So on to plan B, To the Range!

Call up a buddy tell him to pack his gear get his Chrono and lets get it done!

Everythings going good, Ive got 3 Ar's on the table getting chrono numbers from them, A couple of pistols and more than my share of loaded Mags, Its a Beautiful day, My rounds are flying straight,And its good to be alive.............Enter Redneck No.1

Him:Nice Guns
Me:Thanks
Him:Are you a dealer?
Me:No
Him:A cop?
Me:No
Him:Well What is you din?
Me:Im sorry?
Him:What is you?
Me:A Patriot
Him:(Sound of crickets)
Me:Just an Enthusiast
Him:I like the AK's better, More Punch to em
Me: OK

.......................Enter Redneck No.2

Him:Those Guns Full auto?
Me:No, Semi Auto only
Him:Riigghhhttt!
Me:Semi auto only
Him:Dont worry I wont tell anyone
Me:Whom are you going to tell? And what are you going to tell them?
Him:The Police
Me:Look, These are legal Semi auto Rifles, That one is a Registered Short barrel rifle, The suppressor is also Reg'd with the Gov. The flash hiders and stock are also legal
Him:Hey, Im not a Cop
Me:Really? Forgive me, But aside from the fact that you've got a mullet,Cut off shorts, No shirt, Drove up in a 81 Elcamino with a Pissing Calvin sticker in the window, Are shooting your 30-06 at 25 yards with no Ear or Eye protection and have piss poor muzzle discipline what makes you belive I'd think you were a Police officer?
Him:(Sound of crickets)
Me:And while we're on the subject, If you sweep me agian with that rifle I'll shove it in your A**.

Sometimes it seems as if the whole world hates me

Oh yeah, The Chrono numbers in case anyone's interested:
68 degs 30% hum,. Not sure of the elevation,. XM193 03' lot 37

16" RRA carbine non-chromelined WELL USED average: 2968 fps
16" Dissergy Chromelined midlength average:3064 fps
16" Dissergy w/ AAC suppressor average:3061 fps
14.5" Chromlined 1-7 average: 2993 fps
14.5" w/ ACC suppressor average: 2995 fps
.............................................................Udog
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 12:07:18 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/12/2004 3:52:45 AM EST by gotm4]
Git 'er Done! I don't likes dem hay are fifteen ass salt reyfles. I likes Aks yeah I scene't Bubba hit a flea offa chipmonks ass at 2000 yards wit his Chinknees AK, das akurat. An I scene't a bullit go thru an enjin blok at 500yds whin we's testin' his AK.

Link Posted: 10/12/2004 12:20:51 AM EST
The private range that I'm a member of is deserted most of the year execpt for the start of hunting season. I went through a little of that a time or two though.
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 2:29:07 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 2:54:41 AM EST
Hay, huld me beer, allya'all wutch thas!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 2:57:32 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 3:30:37 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 3:31:51 AM EST
Oh, that was you? It was 80 Elcamino, not 81.


YEEE HAAAAAAWWWWWW
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 4:39:07 AM EST
Hey UDog:

You should have called me...I would have worn my "shades" and we could have told them "I was blind and you were teaching me how to shoot".
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 4:50:36 AM EST
Dude, don't go to any range near deer season.

Just DONT do it.
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 5:17:27 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/12/2004 5:18:00 AM EST by underdog75]

Originally Posted By gplg:
Oh, that was you? It was 80 Elcamino, not 81.


YEEE HAAAAAAWWWWWW


Sorry, the grille held in with chicken wire threw me off,


Originally Posted By ARMLT15:
Hey UDog:

You should have called me...I would have worn my "shades" and we could have told them "I was blind and you were teaching me how to shoot".



Funny the you said that Tony, I had just been to the Eye doctor earlier that day, He just put some drops in my eyes that dialated(sp?) and kept them from focusing, I had my shades on as well, We'd been the blind leading the blind
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 5:23:09 AM EST
Stop! STop !@ LOL! I am dyin here....
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 5:36:53 AM EST
Oh yeah forgot to add that Redneck no.2 thought that my "sights" were illegal "Caus they say Law enforcement or Military Use" (Eotechs)
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 5:44:13 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 6:33:18 AM EST
Hey!

They would have really been scratchin their heads when I got in my car and drove off I think after our last get together at "da Creek" the word has gone out in town!
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 3:48:55 PM EST
Redneck?! Hey, I resemble that remark.... I are one!

Never really had a problem with `necks before, unless you count our neighbors at our farm up in PA
having a habit of coming over on our property during deer season and doing drives, even after we
told them not to on the first day!

I got my buck early in the morning of the first day, so I decided to 'patrol' the perimeter, and took
the AR along, just to have something along 'in case I found a wounded deer that needed to be put
down.'

Just happened to run into a couple of the neighbors along the ridge. "Damn, he's carrying a machine
gun!" I heard the one tell his buddy. Abt that time, they suddenly decided that prospects looked
better on the other side of the ridge.

Haven't had a problem with them since.... word got around I guess.
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 4:57:09 PM EST
I would have replied something like...


Originally Posted By underdog75:
Enter Redneck No.1

Him:Nice Guns
Me:Thanks
Him:Are you a dealer?
Me:No
Him:A cop?
Me:No
Him:Well What is you din?
Me:

I'm in the Zone. Blammm.



.......................Enter Redneck No.2

Him:Those Guns Full auto?
Me:No, Semi Auto only
Him:Riigghhhttt!



Either a Fuck you or ignore him and blast away.

Oh, since he doesn't have hearing protection break out a 50 and let her rip.

Reminds me of last year at Hite Hollow when someone saw my 50. What do you need that for. I answered squirrles. You hunt squirrles with that.... Yup. {Idiot}

Link Posted: 10/12/2004 5:08:33 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 5:19:02 PM EST

Originally Posted By VA-gunnut:
It turns out that everyone involved was an ex of someone else involved in the situation.


I hate my neighbors.



Alcohol and rednecks mix like oil and water. Don't you love it?
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 3:36:09 AM EST

Originally Posted By 7:

Reminds me of last year at Hite Hollow when someone saw my 50. What do you need that for. I answered squirrles. You hunt squirrles with that.... Yup. {Idiot}





When I first got my .50 I went down to clark brothers to get some ammo since the rifle got here before the ammo I ordered. I'm picking through the stuff they have out on the floor looking at headstamps and one of the locals looks at like I've just cut the head off a baby kitten.

He says something like "What in the hell do you need something like that for?"

I said "We've got big squirrels where I'm from."


He continuted to look shocked even when his buddy laughed.
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 4:21:33 AM EST

Originally Posted By LHD:

He says something like "What in the hell do you need something like that for?"

I said "We've got big squirrels where I'm from."



Damn... I gotta remember that line. Now I gotta practice saying it with a straight face!
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 5:22:43 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/13/2004 5:22:56 AM EST by Tanker06]

Originally Posted By LHD:
He says something like "What in the hell do you need something like that for?"
I said "We've got big squirrels where I'm from."


I've got to remember that, and like Bubbles, practice so that I can say it with a straight face.

Come to think of it, I'm going to have to take my .50 (once I get it) to one of the `neck rifle shoots
they have at the local firestation. See how high up some eyebrows get launched.
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 6:04:27 AM EST
my redneck neighbors 'grow their own'.

I think the RC plane I have with a camera on it will probably be causing them some concern.

I'll have to remember to 'walk around' the property when general firearm season starts along with my new carbine

Link Posted: 10/13/2004 11:24:51 AM EST

Originally Posted By nethole:
my redneck neighbors 'grow their own'.
I'll have to remember to 'walk around' the property when general firearm season starts along with my new carbine


Do it! I found a patch of 'homegrown' in the one corner of our property last deer season. Not sure
why, but whoever had planted it hadn't gotten back to get it. I notified the local SD about it, and they
sent a deputy out to clean it out.

I think that I know who did it, but no proof.....
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 3:34:26 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/13/2004 3:37:44 PM EST by long-rifle-tactical]

Originally Posted By nethole:
my redneck neighbors 'grow their own'.

I think the RC plane I have with a camera on it will probably be causing them some concern.

I'll have to remember to 'walk around' the property when general firearm season starts along with my new carbine




I have a better idea

Invite us over and we can have them watch us unload 9x19 and gotm4's rifles, then mine, then?

Buy the time they see all the firepower they will be out of your hair.
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 3:45:53 PM EST
LRT I'd hate to see the ammo bill to feed them 3 kids
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 3:50:59 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 3:56:22 PM EST

Originally Posted By Sparsky:
LRT I'd hate to see the ammo bill to feed them 3 kids



Link Posted: 10/13/2004 6:40:42 PM EST

Originally Posted By long-rifle-tactical:



Does Grillin Dead animals in the parking lot qualify as Redneck?
Link Posted: 10/14/2004 1:56:11 AM EST
I hate everyone, well, you guys are okay, I hate everyone else.
Link Posted: 10/14/2004 2:28:58 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/14/2004 3:02:28 AM EST

Originally Posted By h8mtv:
I hate everyone, well, you guys are okay, I hate everyone else.



+1
But I'm more P.C. I hate everyone equally.
Link Posted: 10/14/2004 3:21:12 AM EST

Originally Posted By gotm4:

Originally Posted By h8mtv:
I hate everyone, well, you guys are okay, I hate everyone else.



+1
But I'm more P.C. I hate everyone equally.

hey thats my line
Link Posted: 10/14/2004 4:00:17 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/14/2004 4:00:36 AM EST by themadhatter]
Link Posted: 10/14/2004 5:58:56 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/14/2004 6:01:25 AM EST by davidp14]
Hey LRT, is that your new CCW? Have you found a decent IWB for it yet?
Link Posted: 10/14/2004 6:55:15 AM EST
He just jammed it in his dropleg.
Link Posted: 10/14/2004 6:59:02 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/14/2004 7:00:27 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/14/2004 8:05:35 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/14/2004 9:00:25 AM EST by davidp14]
Sing it with me now.................

"Is it any wonder?...........I've got too much time on my hands[clap!-clap!],......too much............. time on my hands."

ETA: the clap
Link Posted: 10/14/2004 9:45:35 AM EST

Originally Posted By h8mtv:
I hate everyone, well, you guys are okay, I hate everyone else.



uh, I though you only hated mtv...better change your name
Link Posted: 10/14/2004 9:48:15 AM EST

Originally Posted By themadhatter:
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dude, that's priceless. cool avatar, btw

Cat's foot iron claw
Neuro-surgeons scream for more
At paranoia's poison door
Twenty first century schizoid man.

Blood rack barbed wire
Politicians' funeral pyre
Innocents raped with napalm fire
Twenty first century schizoid man.

Death seed blind man's greed
Poets' starving children bleed
Nothing he's got he really needs
Twenty first century schizoid man.


Link Posted: 10/14/2004 12:13:12 PM EST

Originally Posted By Fenian:

Originally Posted By themadhatter:
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dude, that's priceless. cool avatar, btw

Cat's foot iron claw
Neuro-surgeons scream for more
At paranoia's poison door
Twenty first century schizoid man.

Blood rack barbed wire
Politicians' funeral pyre
Innocents raped with napalm fire
Twenty first century schizoid man.

Death seed blind man's greed
Poets' starving children bleed
Nothing he's got he really needs
Twenty first century schizoid man.



Link Posted: 10/14/2004 3:04:53 PM EST

Originally Posted By underdog75:

Originally Posted By long-rifle-tactical:



Does Grillin Dead animals in the parking lot qualify as Redneck?



Yall liss'n here. Heck I own the only Virginia ARFCOM mobile cremator, yall kill it an' I grill it! Ya reckon?
Link Posted: 10/14/2004 3:06:01 PM EST

Originally Posted By davidp14:
Hey LRT, is that your new CCW? Have you found a decent IWB for it yet?



Nope, thats my Sunday go ta meetin gun. Ya reckon?
Link Posted: 10/14/2004 3:06:35 PM EST

Originally Posted By LHD:
He just jammed it in his dropleg.



You been peaken again!
Link Posted: 10/14/2004 3:08:05 PM EST

Originally Posted By themadhatter:
img96.exs.cx/img96/9907/WindowsforRwdnwcks.jpg



Whar you geet mah screeean at?
Link Posted: 10/14/2004 5:32:24 PM EST

Originally Posted By long-rifle-tactical:

Originally Posted By LHD:
He just jammed it in his dropleg.



You been peaken again!



Hey, you said "comeeer an take a looky this".

I didnt expect to see your gun..... and your pistol.

Link Posted: 10/20/2004 4:59:57 AM EST

Originally Posted By long-rifle-tactical:

I have a better idea

Invite us over and we can have them watch us unload 9x19 and gotm4's rifles, then mine, then?

Buy the time they see all the firepower they will be out of your hair.gallery.colofinder.net/albums/guns/zzzzzzg.jpg




Me liki!
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